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Victoria Justice Titty Jiggle of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria Justice is another tween star who isn’t a tween, but pretends to be on TV, which gets all the dads forced to watch this shitty content excited enough to either fuck their wives to make more annoying kids to fill up our society and get in my way…or jerk off in the bathroom to remind them how pathetic their lives are…or in some cases…to molest their daughter’s friends…think of it as punishment for making him watch shitty TV show… That said, the people at Disney have not only figured out the way to not get kids they have casting couches with to talk…but to also market these kids to pervert dad’s everywhere…and I guess that involves bikini pics on social media…and most importantly slow motion boating videos…on social media…where you can really see them child star bounce in her step… Either way, clever. The post Victoria Justice Titty Jiggle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fucking hate all catalog and editorial pictures for brands, even bikini brands, because they always look cheesy as fuck, even when they aren’t even that cheesy, all because they are some girl getting overpaid to pose like an idiot, for no real reason at all, other than to sell product…it’s just fucking cheesy… Catalogs and editorial campaigns, should just be real fucking people in the product, doing real things, like spilling out of said bikini, none of this candy coated phoney shit.. That said, her name is Sara Sampaio, she works for the competitor, because I assume the competitor owns a piece of every bikini and underwear company… She’s skinny as fuck, from Portugal and her claim to fame is calling out other girls for being haters because she’s healthy and they are fat…. She drove that point home, you know that she can eat whatever she wants,…whith this watermelon… Either way, she’s in a bikini The post Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe Gets Half Naked For a Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am down with Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter….because she only found out she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter when she was 14….she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale, a tranny fucker, semen inside her…. Turns out that works out great for her Career…even if it caused issues in the Rossdale/Stefani marriage, and I hope it did…you know her being shocked that he banged things that didn’t look like trannies….because Gwen Stefani has won too much at life… All this to say Daisy Lowe is fucking hot and seems like a lot of fun…more importantly I like to stare at her naked/half naked modeling pics…cuz this bitch got tits…money…and serious fucking daddy issues. I’m in love…I want to sing her love songs…but instead I’ll stare at her tits. The post Daisy Lowe Gets Half Naked For a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dude Gets His Own Fries and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Naked Check Goes for Some Beer Homeless Dogs Can Now Get Food Guy Asks Cop Why He Shot Him Father After Son was Killed in a Robbery – Sad Dog That Should Eat Baby – Doesn’t Eat Baby C Span Call of the Day Squid Fishing KO of the Day The post Dude Gets His Own Fries and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalia Vodianova for Stella McCartney of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is one of the earlier Russian Models I masturbated to. I mean I don’t know if that’s true or not, I just know that she has been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough….like This oneis…they remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to easy convincing…. Here she is all wet and lovely…and I like it for Stella McCartney, even if the video is boring, non-nude and not about lingerie as I expected it to be… This is not an exciting video, I just like the Paul McCartney song in it, thanks to being her dad, who was probably not present her entire life, but who will be leaving her a billion dollars, on top of the billion dollars she already has…. To make up for the shitty video I just promoted for free, because I think Vodianova is hot and I assumed naked, due to being Russian and old…here are some random pics of her… The post Natalia Vodianova for Stella McCartney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Google Maps Titty Flash of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that today is the day of stupid stunts but this Australian girl with massive tits goes to show us, that if you want to prank the world, you can do it any day, as long as the Google Maps Street View Camera is driving by… I don’ know her name..but she said: “I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told the Port Pirie Recorder. “I also did it for a friend in the United Kingdom. Now he can see me all the time.” But I see her tits… The post Google Maps Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton for Comples of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Niykee Heaton is some moderately talented, but not really, youtube star, who ended up getting a record deal from Timberlake a bunch of years ago for a cover she did of his song, trying to be like the other child molesting pervert popstar Usher, only going for a girl, because it’s like gay that way…. She has become a thirsty, very thirsty…this bitch has been in the dessert trying to get backstage at Coachella thirsty…riding coattails…hard…but posting slutty pics, as these girls do thanks to Facetune… Now my friends at Complex, who in case you don’t know, featured me in 2007, meaning they may miss the beat on choosing the right people, considering there are so many other fame whores willing to get naked for their editorials…but I guess this fame whore has a machine behind her, and more importantly, this fame whore looks pretty fucking good…. Here is a video… Please enable Javascript to watch this video TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE The post Niykee Heaton for Comples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race… The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn… Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at… The post Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race… The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn… Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at… The post Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Selfie of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but then she quit and moved back home to raise her multiple black babies that she has with some DJ…since Victoria’s pays shit, but put her on the map, when otherwise she’d jsut be some THOT posting bikini pics on her instagram, probably not married to an international DJ, but working the bar and fucking local DJs….because Victoria’s Secret is a stap of approaval, and based on her social media…I assume it is something she probably misses, because why else is she getting half naked like this…it’s for the fans…and the ego…of an exhibitionist… The post Doutzen Kroes Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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