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Izabel Goulart Keeps Winning at Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:16am PST Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart has been doing her Pilates to get in proper shape for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I guess in doing that has taken the opportunity to post the videos on Instagram for her fans to see the hard work that goes into her insanely fit body, or at least 15 seconds of the burn, and as long as it involves tight clothes doing semi pornographic moves I could imagine in the midst of an anal scene, I am a fan…. You see, I don’t care if girls everywhere can take little to no knowledge of fitness, a program, a workout, or even a diet to get her body, I’ll just care about watching her body…going up and down…all engaged core and glutes like this…. It is a win….unless she’s legit Brazilian and has a penis, but even then it is a win, because it’s the ultimate troll on us…and I love a good tranny troll. A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:26am PST

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Pirelli Calendar Outtakes of the Day

I was the unofficial site to release the PIRELLI 2015 Calendar yesterday…because I am more of a bootlegger than a media company… I don’t care about much that comes out in a year, because I am pretty bored of everything across the board, because it is boring..from SI, to Playboy, to Men’s Mags, to pretty much everything. I have seen too much. But Pirelli is just classic. They take the best models, they have a star photographer put something together, and even though it’s been a fail the last few years, I feel like this one has been a win. Steve Meisel is one of the best out there, and the models they chose are perfectly topless, merging the lad mag, Playboy Pin Up of the past, with high fashion, making for this blend of eroticism I can totally contain because I have low testosterone and sex drive…but that I still find nice to look at… So that’s why I am posting the outtakes they released. I like to support a job well done by taking their pictures from them and sharing them with you.

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Pirelli Calendar Outtakes of the Day

Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson of the Day

Miley Cyrus is the spokesperson for some Seamless pantyhose company, which is great news to all the pantyhose fetishists I know exist, because there was a period of time where I was one, not that it ever really became a fetish, but it was the 80s and ripping a hole in the nylons to get access was hot…whether in a mail room of an office setting, or a night club, because every girl wore these things…and they made their legs and asses look amazing I think I lost my pantyhose fetish, when I smelled pantyhose foot, which is a far worst smell, even on a clean girl, not that I’ve ever fucked a clean girl, but I am assuming they smelled some level of cheese that tarnished pantyhose for me for the next 2 decades….it was like “get out of those things and soak your feet before I suck your toes and violate you with my mouth – girl who is too drunk at happy hour after working all day at the bank to know where she is #billcosby… That’s besides the point, the point here is why the fuck isn’t Miley, in her seamless pantyhose, showing off her ass…this is for Terry Richardson. I expect more.

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Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson of the Day

Bella Thorne is a 17 Year Old Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne is on the cusp of being legal in the USA, just 11 months to go. She is totally legal in Canada, because we let our perverts fuck 16 year olds legally, which I guess makes sense of a physical level, because they have rockin’ bodies, are capable of having babies, and thanks to genetically modified foods, she’s been able to have babies since she was 8 and thanks to internet porn, she’s known how to have babies since she was 3, and thanks to parents who stage parented her and sent her out to make the family money, she’s known how to work it and seduce grown men since she was 10…. That said, there’s a study that I heard about called All Men are Pedophiles, because 16 is the age where men of all ages stay attracted to, it’s some animal instinct shit that is magnified by the fact that it is illegal for you, because the second you talk to a 16 year old, you’ll know you want nothing to do with them…but you’ll obviously like starring at their asses….in bikinis that are skimpier and skimpier every year. Thanks Brazil. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

When you are a one hit wonder who was smart enough to have a baby with the number one pop song producer and writer – “The Dream”….only to get your name put on the song writing credits of all the hit songs…giving you life of residual royalty payments…so that you never have to work again…even though the one thing you really always wanted was to be the popstar that you are getting writing credits for…you know that fame and glory of everyone wanting to be her, what she may have experienced once with Dip it Low…but that fizzled out and turned into being a single mom part time host of one segment of The Voice…and not the Judge…you turn to social media to showcase your nipples…you know to let the 12 people who care know that they are still there…and this is what that looks like.

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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Miss Bum Bum and Other Videos of the Day

The Guy and His Fap Function on his Mechanical Arm The Pantsless Girl Walking in NYC… Guy With No Arms – Still Drives – Probably Better Than an Asian The Guy Who Cut Off His Own Finger DJ Fail of the Day Russians Don’t like Gays The Wookie and the Korean Missionary

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Miss Bum Bum and Other Videos of the Day

Bella Thorne VS Bar Refaeli Bikinis for Instagram of the Day

Bella Thorne vs Bar Refaeli bikini on social media contest of the day… It’s like what do you like better, a 16 year old who has probably had more sex than you because thanks to internet porn, she was raised on the shit from a young age and it aint a thing…especially when raised by stage parents to finance the family. Or do you want a washed up, old, barely famous model who once had an A-List celebrity boyfriend, who now just hangs on with random campaigns, her own underwear line, and social media shoots… I figure new vs old, or not, they are both winners, because they are using social media right.

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Hilary Duff for Health Magazine of the Day

Hilary Duff booked Health magazine, because I guess in her single mom scientologist billionaire celebrity from the past – she has found health and is a poster girl for health…now that she’s lost her baby weight and is built like a muscular tank… I assume this is her doing some groundwork for her own brand of fitness products, like she was Jessica Alba, who personally is going to make over 300,000,000 dollars from her organic baby company…and she’s Jessica Alba, probably not quite as famous as Hilary Duff, meaning if Hilary Duff gets on it, she could make another billion… Or maybe she’s just doing this for ego. Who knows. Here are the pics.

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Hilary Duff for Health Magazine of the Day

Solange Knowles’ Nipples at her Wedding of the Day

Solange Knowles got married and took the time to flash the guests her nipples, because that’s what a classy single mom who has spent her entire life in her sister’s shadow does to get noticed….and she was only noticed because Beyonce was probably attending the event…where single mom turned wife to a 51 year old music video director, because 51 year olds don’t care if a girl they are dating had kids, since girls their own age are fucking gross… That said…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Solange Knowles’ Nipples at her Wedding of the Day

Sarah Hyland is Blonde of the Day

Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

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Sarah Hyland is Blonde of the Day