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Amanda Seyfried is Dead of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to call this recent Amanda Seyfried instagram photography piece: “Demonstrating What Justin Long Does to her Sex Appeal”….He murdered that motherfucker….and left that shit to die… Coincidentally, I watched Lovelace this weekend….she’s got good tits when you don’t imagine Justin Long’s “Mac guy” mouth all over them / cumming all over them…making me think he has a huge penis, because why else would he get all the pussy, because he’s famous? I mean she’s famous she has options…maybe dude got paid for that Mac rebrand in Apple stock and is now a billionaire, or maybe Amanda Seyfried has no self respect, and maybe…I hate that I just thought of Justin Long’s cock….but with a name like Long…it’d only be fitting…I can’t stop….even when I want to.

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Paz Vega Has an Interesting Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is 38 year old Paz Vega showing off what having three kids does to a stomach, and it’s nothing good…which is why they have adoption, or puppy rescue, because there are so many options that are less narcissistic than wanting to have your genetic line continue…by letting a dude come in you and shitting out a baby 9 months later…to maintain your vanity and speak to your maternal instinct…I mean whenever I think about having kids, I just cum in the girl’s ass, it’s practically the same sensation…with less 18 – 30 years of bratty, whining, annoying…. That said, I don’t know who the fuck Paz Vega is or why I am looking at her stomach…but can assume it has everything to do with the paparazzi and her bikini. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Naked Man Screaming Allah Akbar and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mom of the Day… This mom wants a joint…. The Fan who Fell off the Grandstand was found guilty of reckless endangerment… San Antonio Fan Eating Shit Cops Slap an Old Lady in the Face Crazy Footage of a Cab Accelerating…

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Colleen Rooney’s a WAG in a Pink Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

COLLEEN ROONEY is some WAG, who’s brother is in the soccer world, and who has fucked some of his friends, ending up with one of them…. She used to be Colleen McLoughlin but that was 5 years ago and before she was married…and based on my extensive research, she’s always been a dumpy chick, which I guess is what the norm is in the UK, since all the fit girls, are trashy Glamour girls who the other soccer players marry…I guess Rooney, was more into personality than slut. I assume she’s in Brazil during the world cup, but I don’t care, I’m just posting her as a random slob in a bikini to inspire you fat girls to send me bikini pics, I don’t judge…I take it all. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jillian Michaels Ripped and Naked for SHAPE of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like lesbians, mainly because they don’t like me or what I do or anything I represent, even though if they weren’t so busy being uptight thanks to not getting fucked, they’d be a little more open minded and realize that we are in this together…we both like the pussy…let’s be LESBROS… But instead I get “you’re the reason I hate dick, you’re a misogynist, etc, etc”…even though we’re on the same team… I am also all for fit girls doing fitness. I just spent an hour staring a girl in short shorts doing sprints, all tight bodied and I loved it…I mean I hate fat, lazy bitches, and fitness takes work, and I appreciate it… I am also all about naked chicks… So in theory, Naked, Lesbian, Fit girl…are three things that when combined, I’d dig it…even dick it knowing I can’t get it… But instead, shit’s just making me uncomfortable…a little too ripped…for this pervert…you know cuz there comes a point in every Fitness models fitness, they they cross that invisible line into dude/body builder/etc…not that this is considered naked..it’s not like I can see her spread dick clit…

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Sahara Ray Behind the Scenes Nipple of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Sahara Ray, she may or may not be my friend’s girlfriend. I may or may not have emailed her at least 20 times asking her to be my girlfriend or at least to pose nude in my basement shower stall one a specific day my wife is at her doctor’s appointment for her diabetes…an appointment that she needs to continue getting the disability checks I steal to get drunk…not that it matters.. What matters is that she’s ignored me, despite me trying to masturbate at least once to her in HER NUDE SHOOT FOR LUI …which in some cultures is the equivalent of buying a bitch flowers… I don’t know what these behind the scenes with nipple pics are for, but I think they may or may not be par of my friend Viv’s first print issue of her LIVEFAST MAGAZINE that she raised 77,000 dollars on Kickstarter to do…because that’s how I found the pics posted on sticksandstoneagency and may or may not be by Jannekestorm … Either way, Nipples.

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Alysha Nett Tits for C-Heads of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alysha Nett is a friend of the site at least according to me because we’ve interacted over email at least once….and by interact I mean I emailed her to do a #stepGIRLS shoot and she ignored me… Now here she is being shot by Tamara Lichtenstein for the geniuses at C-Heads ….and she’s showing her nipple… She’s shown her NIPPLES BEFORE …it’s all part of her instagram model hustle…because in case you didn’t know, she’s massive on instagram, and she’s also posed hot on State Bicylces so I guess these pics are why she’s too busy to shoot for me…. Breaks my cold dead heart, where is the justice…oh, it’s right here in these topless pics!

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Cristi for Sander Dekker of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Cristi, the photographer who captured her in all her amazing is named Sander Dekker …and all I see is hipster fashionista bush, which is a fetish of mine, thanks to Snooki and Kim Kardashian ruining the bald pussy to me…a stance I firmly stand by every time girls and guys tell me I am disgusting for liking bush, despite all the amazing things bush has to offer, like personality, taste, flavor and style…but instead all you ignorant fucks decide to protest the bush and assume it’s disgusting, while flappy bald, cold, labia with razor burn or laser so it will never have bush again…is supposed to be erotic…you area all crazy…but not Cristi…Cristi is the fucking future…and I’m glad she’s part of the bush movement more and more hot girls are getting into….and that I like to think I am the spokesperson for….panty pillow for life..

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Jennifer Lopez Twerking of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that Jennifer Lopez is twerking in her new video, despite being 90 years old….or that on mute, I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking…. I mean normally, when I see an washed up, played out, fat ass bitch shaking her ass like she was still having sex with Diddy….I would laugh…because moms aren’t supposed to behave like this…not even when they work as strippers to help pay for formula…. But I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking…I mean I wasn’t even into her at her prime…and I am not into her now…but this shit is hypnotic, like a slow motion train wreck, with more effort, planning, training…and spandex…

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Erin Cummings Grabbing her Tits of the Day

Posted on June 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Erin Cummmings is some 36 year old actress from Texas who has been around the block a few times, from being in Charmed, a show that used to be on TV, 20 fucking years ago…to a bunch of other random shit that doesn’t matter…but what does matter is her Instagram picture, of some random medical procedure that I guess is a perfect segue to posting a pic of her grabbing her tits in her favorite bra…which I guess is as good as any reason to post your picture of you grabbing your tits in your bra, it’s totally not slutty, it’s science people…and they hypothesis is that despite being 36, she’s not too old to stare at them tits…

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