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Camille Rowe for Madame Figaro of the Day

Camille Rowe used to be a titty model, you know showing her tits to get ahead, because tits aren’t a big deal, especially when you’re from france…in which case they are considered wearing a shirt and wearing a shirt is porn, it’s one of those you like what you don’t have social programming… Well, from titty modelling she went to lingerie modelling, for a huge brand that pays her a lot every month to remain part of their team…I heard somewhere around 750k for the new girls…so titty modelling was replaced with covering up them titties…but still being a half naked… Apparently, now instead of titty modelling, or lingerie modelling, her other modelling work involves being fully clothed… And as far as I’m concerned…that’s pretty fucking shitty…

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The Best Picture You’ll Ever See of a Fit Jessica Simpson of the Day

When I think of all the things in the world I would like to see…an up short shot of mom of two or three Jessica Simpson, pushing 35, after gaining a losing a ton of weight, before having a baby shat out of her, and that was just from all the ribs she was eating, before saying “I’m a legit billionaire, I can afford a cook and trainer to follow me around all day, and I have a multi million dollar contract with weight watchers I would like to collect on, maybe I’ll stop being lazy for a fucking minute and get my shit together, it only takes 6 months to get fit if you try”….kinda thing… You see, that stretch mark filled mess…is not the promised land, it’s not the 90s anymore, if anything, it is a terrible fucking place that has seen terrible fucking things…but I’ll post this picture anyway, because virgin losers who read these sites are committed to specific girls, they are also in their 30s, cuz kids don’t need sites like this to find tits or ass…they just have to text the girls they know…and shit’s younger and fresher…new generation…

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The Best Picture You’ll Ever See of a Fit Jessica Simpson of the Day

Lady Gaga Wants you to Know She has a Nipple of the Day

Going into the weekend, is always a good time to get philosophical…where we should reflect on the week gone by, and the week that is to come, and the weekend where your suburban ass is going to get fucking wasted that’s in between… So what better time to ask yourself, if Lady Gaga wears a see through bra in public, does she make a sound? Do people notice…do they care…I know she hopes they do, that’s why she does it…but I feel like they don’t…and that this nipple flash is fleeting…because the nipple belongs to uselessness that has done too much flash in the pan that no one even cares…

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Frida Gustavsson for C Magazine of the Day

Frida Gustavsson is a Swedish model and unlike most Swedish things, like Ikea, which is really the only Swedish thing I know, she’s not practical designed, hard to build or of cheap quality that falls apart a week after you try to build it.. She’s been TOPLESS HERE and TOPLESS THERE And she’s not naked here – but good enough to look at to remind you that the girls you fuck are disgusting.

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Frida Gustavsson for C Magazine of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Selfie of the Day

I can’t figure out why I am drawn into this Vanessa Hudgens selfie, when I know historically, she was one of the early selfie adopters, before it was ever a thing, or a word in a dictionary, but when it was just a matter of “I want a pic of my naked self to send the motherfucker I’m fucking”….you know a simpler time, before hair, make-up and styling went into the selfie, in fact, she didn’t even trim her cunt… You see, I can just google those pics, they are out there, and I can get my Vanessa Hudgen in a better time fix… But for some reason, a reason I can’t explain I’m sucked into this selfie of her…probably because she’ being paid by the clothing brand she’s wearing to post it, and I just have a thing for hookers even when they are clothed.

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Vanessa Hudgens Selfie of the Day

Kelly Gale is Boring yet Amazing for H&M Swim of the Day

Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s booking H&M swim, which means she’s one catalog shoot away from being a Victoria’s Secret model, and I guess that’s exciting for her, but a fail for all of us, since the second a bitch starts making money, the second she becomes less desperate and thus not willing to sleep in my bed in exchange for promoting her…she’s all on some other “Published model” in her instagram bio kick…but the good news is that the nudity will keep on coming because that’s fashion, and also prostitution, stripping and really life…you get paid to strip the fuck down, it shows how committed you are to the cause… Now I hate Catalog pics, but whatever, these are fine.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Violet Grey of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is some prime quality model pussy, and I am sure she knows it, but for some reason I find that there is a certain level of class around her, maybe because we share a queen, or maybe because she’s got a British accent and that’s fancy, combined with her always being in nice expensive clothes and looking like she smells real nice, even if she’s got some diva snobby cunt attitude… Because she could be a vapid cunt in LA, trying to get her next movie gig to prove that acting is a scam and a joke, but instead she’s still modelling, looking amazing, still showing her tits, and really owning it like she was Kate Moss of her generation… There’s just something about her and I’m not just saying that cuz I’m a bald man and she fucks bald men if they are rich and famous…I am saying it because she could so easily be a trash can, yet remains a lovely creature I want to have sit/shit on my face…because I’ll never let her off of it once she’s on it…and I’m not into shit…and don’t really believe Rosie is capable of shit, because real girls don’t shit…and she’s a real girl…

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stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC , because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses… So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing… So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened…. I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique… Pics via THEHEADHUNTR Masks via MASKMANIAC

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Ireland Baldwin for Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG have been producing some pretty amazing stuff the last little while and are totally dialled into the relevant girls you want to see half naked and the amazing photographers who take them…it’s like some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for the next generation with girls who’s vagina’s you actually want to see…like this Ireland Baldwin, recent lesbian after her boyfriend she pretty much had sex with on instagram and her broke up, because that’s just the kind of stability a lunatic actor’s daughter has…and despite her blocking me on all social media, I like to think we are friends and shared an internet moment and for that…I will stare at her aspiring model tits in bikini…she’s good…even if she’s not the best…she’s good. SEE MORE HERE

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Ireland Baldwin for Galore of the Day

Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG are pretty dialled in and just released their summer issue featuring a ton of babes, including Hailey Clauson , who you may know from being the 16 year old hipster model with big tits who sued a photographer and Urban Outfitters….because she has smart parents who understand how to make money off their sperm/egg/spawn… I know her as an up and coming model booking LINGERIE SHOOT on LINGERIE SHOOT on Lingerie Shoot and now this amazingness… I am a fan…at least today…tomorrow I may hate everything about it…that’s the beauty of being inconsistent, forgetful, angry, drunk, unstable, bipolar, etc…. SEE MORE HERE

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