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Throwback Thursday Cindy Crawford Naked in W Magazine of the DAy

It’s Thursday, and along with my hatred of people wishing me a “Happy THursday”…I also hate seeing people’s archival footage of their shitty fucking lives on social media, with a little #TBT tag…it’s like I hardly give a fuck about you today, just keep posting butt shots, I don’t need to see you being cute on a Disney vacation with your shitty, chocolate smeared face, half retarded brother… But when Throwbacks involve tighter ass, nipples, ass, supermodels naked in bed just last year for a W Magazine Shoot they probably didn’t want to ever leak since there is nipple and she’s not retouched and looks her age…but still looks better than anything you’ve ever fucked…I totally support.. I am a hypocrite like that…here are the pics.

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Throwback Thursday Cindy Crawford Naked in W Magazine of the DAy

Luci Ford is Amazing of the Day

LUCI FORD is my newest addiction and she’s been on a roll releasing photoshoot upon photoshoot for her blog or social media or whatever the fuck it doesn’t matter because she’s amazing…I mean a fit little heavy body topless on the Kitchen sink, is the kind of cooking I’d want to come home to, unfortunately, my kitchen sick is filled with dirty dishes and water thanks to my wife being too disabled to clean up after her pig self…while if she looked like Luci I’d totally be ok with that…because instead of hating everything about the bitch, I’d be blinded by love… I mean…this girl’s got serious fucking sex appeal…which I guess is why I keep staring…let’s make her famous…I need more of her… See more at LUCIFORD.COM

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Luci Ford is Amazing of the Day

Anna Kendrick Creeps Me Out in Elle July of the Day

I do not find Anna Kendrick hot. I am sure she’s a nice girl, basking in her success, booking other huge movies because she’s got “talent”, even though I don’t think anyone who acts has actual talent, they just have egos and aren’t afraid of looking like assholes while playing make belief and they get paid stupid money for it, while normal people are like “you want me to say that, dance around, while you watch, are you fucking joking, that’s some circus clown shit, do I look like a circus clown”…before punching the director, or if you’re a girl charging him for sexual harassment.. That said, she’s got no sex appeal, I can’t take any movies she’s in seriously when there’s an underlying love story, and there always is…because no guy would be that into that, it’d be more of a relationship of convenience, like “she was around, kept pursuing me, I was really into my video game, so went along with it”….but then I remember that ugly girls get pussy always…guys are desperate losers blinded by tits…but that doesn’t mean I can take her modelling sexy seriously…and I won’t…and I am sure she cares about my approval as she counts her money and her tens of thousands of fans tell her how great she is.. Here she is in Elle..

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Anna Kendrick Creeps Me Out in Elle July of the Day

Eliza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

Eliza Gonzalez is some Mexican superstar, and as a Mexican I should probably hate her because she reminds me of my mother, only she doesn’t at all…because this hooker, unlike my mother the hooker, is lean and hot bodied, and clearly not a Mayan…I mean she’s one of those mixed mexicans who is not 100 percent me,xican by DNA, but more her European family moved to Mexico and generations later she was created…not to mention her John’s pay her more than a couple of collars for a fuck…she’s more strategic than that as she is on her quest to be the Next Sofia Vergara in America… I am not like the black guy I used to go to stripclubs with, who always hated when black strippers would go on stage, because he felt stripping was for white people, and black strippers were not being all they could be, and instead bringing down the race.. In fact, I encourage all races to walk around half naked with bodies like this…seriously, she’s fucking good.

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Vanessa Hudgens Round Ass Hikes of the DAy

Vanessa Hudgens kinda makes me laugh. She was a pudgy, hairy, Disney starlet from High School musical, who managed to get involved in what her lawyers seem to think was an underage nude sext scandal, showcasing her awesome bush, only to leverage that to get more work, nothing really substantial, other than a Threesome in Springbreakers…. Now she’s a pudgey, hairy little older thing, but for some reason, a I think she’s great…I like her little round body, I like her little hustle, and more importantly, I like staring at her ass when she hikes… I mean she’s a product of a STAGE MOM and I guess it’s working…she’s not in a gutter somewhere plotting her revenge against Disney for raping her, instead she’s just having a good time…and that’s refreshing enough to stare at her ass as it hikes…cuz you know that fucking ass is sweating…my favorite. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens Round Ass Hikes of the DAy

Mom’s Twerking While Babies Cry and Other Videos of the Day

Swedish Man in Underwear VS BEar…Shitty footage, but I still laughed… Man VS Aggressive Elephant Idiot of the Day…Running Down a Cliff Girls in their Underwear….swimming Wife Strips Husband’s GF Live in the Hood – Naked Big Girl Beats a Dude Car Wash Outfit of the Day

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Mom’s Twerking While Babies Cry and Other Videos of the Day

Jaime King Breast Feeding Porn of the DAy

They say that breast feeding isn’t erotic… Breastfeeders are so into breastfeeding that they they make Facebook pages, and protest being allowed to breast feed in public, by going out in public and breast feeding – I guess they feel it is natural, even though there is nothing natural about pregnancy, a motherfucking baby is growing up inside you, how the fuck is that normal…. But I say it is erotic…because every time I see it, I stare inappropriately, sometimes I ask them if I can have a taste, sometimes I get in close and say “mmmmm that’s tasty isn’t little baby”, sometimes I ask them if it feels good, and every single time I get called a creep or a pervert.. Now my argument is, if it wasn’t erotic to pull your tit out, why do I get so into it, and why are you so against my fucking support… Either way, this Jamie King girl posted this pic of her breast feeding a black baby, and people are excited by it, even though it’s a natural thing, you fucking perverts… I don’t know who Jamie King is…but she seems ok…inappropriate, but ok…

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Jaime King Breast Feeding Porn of the DAy

Rachel Bilson Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering…Rachel Bilson is still pregnant. No late term abortions, miscarriages, or accidental falls down the stairs by her husband Luke Skywalker, because knocking her up has been his plan since the 90s, he just finally trapped her into it properly…. She’s also pushing the limit of appropriate bikini behavior, because we all know when a girl in pregnant, bikinis aren’t really anything anyone who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish want to see… But when it comes to first pregnancies, where vagina is still intact, there is a little more grey area on when it’s decent or not…and if you’re a Bilson fan, despite her not really doing much the last decade, you either really hate that her ride is over, or love seeing her life happen before your creepy fucking eyes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done: Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN / GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

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Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

Nicki Minaj’s New Video Preview of the Day

Nicki Minaj shared a clip from her new video to the world…and the world would like to thank for that..I mean the one thing we’ve all been waiting for all these years is a Teaser for a Nicki Minaj music video…like shit was a summer blockbuster or some shit…even when the song isn’t even that good and Nicki Minaj’s relevance, despite her rebrand, isn’t that relevant…the only reason I even encourage her is because she’s gone the naked big titty slut route…a route I like girls to take…and not because I am at the end of that route, ready to run them off the road to have my way with them like it was a horror movie, but because I don’t mind looking at the pics that come from their silly behavior…

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Nicki Minaj’s New Video Preview of the Day