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Elsa Hosk Titties for 7 HOllywood Magazine of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who I think is from Sweden, who unlike most Swedish girls, doesn’t have huge tits, but has tits none the less that she’s willing to take pictures of for photographers in efforts to build her brand, even though she’s already booked Victoria’s Secret, and essentially is owned by them, and anything thing she does is probably strategic placement for them to increase her profile and continue selling unethical sweatshop made bikinis for far more than they are worth… Who cares, when you can be distracted by tits…

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Emma Watson’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Emma Watson is one of those creepy girls who you know a lot of virgin loser nerd sci/fi fantasy Harry Potter awkward people have jerked off to…even scenes of her in the first one… YOu know there’s a guy out there who is all about that shit and who hates that she turned 18 and became legal because posts like this fuck up the years she was 10 for him…. While on the flip side, weird Potter fans who aren’t pedos, will love her til they day she dies because they have little going on and watched her grow up to be the woman she is…like a dad or big brother…but with more masturbating to her… ALl I know is she’s on the beach with a boyfriend who will probably knock her up…but more importantly…that’s she got a massive fucking ass on her little body…thanks to genetically modified foods and I actually love it…that the first time I’ve been down with this girl, because unlike the rest of the world I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Paulina Gretzky Cameltoe at the Beach of the Day

Paulina Gretzky is showing some vagina definition…in a bikini and I don’t know if this is an old pic or a new pic…or even if I should bother caring or noticing Paulina Gretzky…because I hate hockey and everything it represents…and thus should hate the product of Hockey money, because if Wayne Gretzky was never Wayne Gretzky, like if he had an injury, he’d be working at Tim Hortons or some other Canadian shit, with a normal fat wife instead of the gold digger who shat this one out of her vagina… I think it is safe to say, Paulina Gretzky is spoiled, rich white trash, like Brooke Hogan, but I guess when staring at her vagina definition, who really cares about her personality flaws, it’s just too bad she’s not trashy enough to do the Kardashian sex tape hustle, something I like from rich girls who’s dads were too busy getting rich to hug them….it makes me happy.

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Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears… I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be…. I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie… She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

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Rihanna and Cara Delevingne are BFFs of the Day

It doesn’t amaze me that “it” girl model Cara Delevigne is friends with Popstar superstar Rihanna. It seems like a natural fit of two girls who have achieved what the world consider greatness, without really deserving it. It’s like a couple girls making too much money for their own good doing things that make no sense, and that probably come with a shitty fucking diva attitude. I mean famous people need friends, especially when going to public events…they probably even lick each other’s assholes…. It does amaze me that looking at Cara Delevingne, her weird neck chin, her broken down unshowered crackhead face…with what I would say is little to no sex appeal, definitely little to no beauty, but who is a Victoria’s Secret model…< haref="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2014/01/06/cara-delevingne-for-la-perla-of-the-day-2" target="_blank"> BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS shit’s confusing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift brought out her legs while wearing a Victoria’s Secret shirt because I guess it is safe to say…she got paid for it…or maybe she’s sponsored from all the sex she has – she goes through all kinds of panties… Now I don’t know why I feel compelled to post these pics of Taylor Swift, but I think it has something to do with how much sex she has had, with the number of people she’s had sex with, all while being able to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…like some kind of money making sex kitten genius…that I wouldn’t mind climbing up her thighs, and crawling into her big scary used up, even at 22, vagina…and dying inside her very rich womb…. That’s all I have to say about that, this has been a moment of weakness… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio in an Artistic Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is getting all artistic in her bikini selfies for instagram….running them through filters hard even though they are hardly selfies but rather over produced nonsense shot by what is probably professional photographer fans and run through the team at Victoria’s Secret quality control department before posting it – because she is owned by them and everything you see in social media is a fucking lie….a lie designed for fans to feel like they can connect with her on whatever level this is…. I just think it’s too bad she cropped out her pussy definition, which happens to be my favorite part of any bikini….

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Rumer Willis Bikini in Miami of the Day

It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Bethenny Frankel Old Lady Bikini of the Day

I guess when you make a lot of your gold digging money on a product line called “Skinny Girl”…a product line you have to do less than a few hours a week on..but rather you just “spokesmodel”…you have a commitment, probably contractually to stay skinny, even if your ass is melting despite your efforts….at 100 years old what do you except… Oh…apparently she’s got a daily talk show.Thanks shitty reality TV that speaks to the retards of the world for making these people exist. Either way, I would rather not be looking at her in a bikini, when instagram has so many hotter girls posting pics of their vacations to look at…but I’ll post it anyway…even though this bitch doesn’t exist to me and shouldn’t exist to you even if she does exist. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rihanna’s Black Slave on New Years Eve of the Day

Rihanna celebrated New Years, as people do, and she took the opportunity to show the world she, like Denver Colorado, likes weed…because unlike McDonald’s and all the other shit in our food, weed doesn’t kill people…but more importantly, used it as an opportunity to show the world her Black Slave, because as a black girl, you only really know you’ve made it, when you can hire yourself a slave to work your 14 million dollar New York apartment, even though it’d be more exciting if that slave was white, you know as revenge to all the plantation owners in the Islands who fucked with her people, but I guess she’s more into being a plantation owner than seeking redemption…but I already knew that, I know people who live in Barbados and the locals hate Rihanna because she treats them more like hired help than the tourists that are there that they are actually hired to help…she’s a cunt like that, but I like her lingerie business suit shit, there’s a fetish somewhere in whatever is going on here.

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