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Drunk Asian of the Day

If you ask any Asian, they will admit that they can’t hold their liquor, but for some reason, I think the hippie feminist uptight cunts who come to this site, will say that this post is racist…but the fact is that I have got drunk around Asians enough to know that Asians can’t hold their Liquor, and that would be a good thing, if Asian girls gave me the time of day, but they don’t because I don’t speak in binary code…0 and 1s motherfucking robot aliens… All this to say, this kind of video is the shit I love. If you don’t like that – here’s some Asians rockin’ the car dealership..

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Sara Sampaio Naked for Fashion on the Beach of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market… Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…

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Izabel Goulart’s Thai Vacation on Istagram of the Day

It looks like Izabel Goulart is in Thailand on vacation with someone I assume is a professional photographer, like she was Petra Nemcova, only without the Tsunami and dead photographer….but rather amazingly shot instagram pics that look like they are a bad scan from a magazine…to remind us all that our lives fucking suck…but not as hard as that Phuket lady boy, who is being put to work hard the past week thanks to all the fat American, German, Australian, Russian perverts in THailand to fuck Lady Boys…

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Lucy Pinder’s Topless Christmas Shoot of the Day

Lucy Pinder..Glamour Model who’s career is based on showing her tits…did a Christmas Shoot for her site…showing her tits…because that’s what her career is based on. Makes sense, no surprises here…she’s a little thick and needs a bit more photoshop, give her an ass, get rid of the bad skin and bruises… but you’ll like it…cuz you can see her tits…and that’s really all that matters…at least when it comes to Lucy Pinder since it’s all she has going for, all she’s every done, her self worth…and she knows it…unlike other women who don’t realize that their tits is all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lucy Pinder’s Topless Christmas Shoot of the Day

Lucy Pinder’s Topless Christmas Shoot of the Day

Lucy Pinder..Glamour Model who’s career is based on showing her tits…did a Christmas Shoot for her site…showing her tits…because that’s what her career is based on. Makes sense, no surprises here…she’s a little thick and needs a bit more photoshop, give her an ass, get rid of the bad skin and bruises… but you’ll like it…cuz you can see her tits…and that’s really all that matters…at least when it comes to Lucy Pinder since it’s all she has going for, all she’s every done, her self worth…and she knows it…unlike other women who don’t realize that their tits is all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tequila and Milk Challenge of the Day

If you’re hungover…and still full of Christmas dinner, trying to have a pleasant day, just finishing up your breakfast or lunch…getting ready or coming back from boxing day shopping where you saved 50 dollars on a wide screen TV after waiting in line for 3 hours in a state of crisis for said TV..or even if you’re on an empty stomach…angry and hating the world…this video will not make you happy…and I am posting it because not everything in life is fucking happy…if anything…if you’re really a gangster about shit…bust this party trick out on New Years Eve…all over some bitch who won’t suck your dicks’ face.

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Carmen Electra Keeps Hanging On of the Day

It always makes me laugh when I see a woman, who may still have sex appeal, but who is a fragment of what she once was, trying to be sexy, despite being in her 40s. It’s like throw in the fucking towel, it’s ok to give up and ride off your savings, you don’t have to keep humiliating yourself and putting pressure on yourself, bow out gracefully, instead of doing this… But at the same time, I love the desperation, and she’s still hotter than most, and I’m not just saying that cuz of the menopause…

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Rihanna Gets Bible for X-Mas then Defies Religion of the Day

Sure, Rihanna’s badly shot Christmas pics for instagram are hardly as exciting as MILEY’S MUCH ANTICIPATED MASTURBATION MUSIC VIDEO …but I still found it funny Partially because I assume that she got her dead grandmother’s bible, because clearly her religious family must hate that she’s got no soul…that she defies everything religion represents..and they are trying to ground her…. But also because right after she posted the bible pic, she posted this pic mocking jesus… And this video of her at 10 am at all night rave that started at 3 am drinking…that is fuelled with molly…one of Christianity’s most favorite drug… Hypocrite who sold her soul to the devil, just surprised she didn’t burst into flames… Good idol for our youth.

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Rihanna Gets Bible for X-Mas then Defies Religion of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Music Video of the DAy

Miley’s team has been leaking a bunch of clips from this new Music video for her new song called Adore you, where the concept is her filming a sex tape with herself in sheer underwear their blur out because that’s she aesthetic the world is turning to, thanks to being raised on porno…and if you’re into Miley touching her neck romantically with implied orgasms as she sings, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t be, you’ll appreciate this video, especially when you don’t hang with 21 year old girls and don’t realize, that this is how horny they all are all the time…making your 35 year old wife you locked into for fear of being alone pretty fucking obsolete…. I am totally down with this video and all it has to offer, but in my defence I love shit like this more than porn, and I did watch it on mute.

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Merry Christmas from your friends and family at DrunkenStepfather.com

All I want for X-Mas is for you to FRIEND us on FACEBOOK FOLLOW us on INSTAGRAM TELL us in 130 characters or less how much you hate us on TWITTER Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night….especially if you’re like me, drunk and taking advantage of the sad, lonely, depressed, and desperate…cuz the holiday always bring the worst out of people!!!

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