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Drunk Irish Santa and Some Other Holiday Cheer of the Day

Sure this is more my Irish Chirstmas But drunk Santa is pretty good, as long as he’s not touching boys and girls inappropriately as Santas do, even if the whole foundation of his existence…is pedophilia…we like to pretend his gifts aren’t “hush money”…but rather celebrating the birth of christ…because celebrating the birth of Christ through a totally unrelated pervert criminal…makes fucking sense…. What doesn’t make sense is why this neighbor hasn’t taken advantage of gun laws to put an end to this light/noise and raping Christmas pollution…. I’m fucking drunk on eggnog and it’s 11 am…I’m better than this…no…I’m not…

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Drunk Irish Santa and Some Other Holiday Cheer of the Day

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics of the Day

Audrina Patridge lives. That’s really all I have to say about that. In fact, I’ve already said too much because when you’re a fake titty Orange County pile of shit who scammed her way onto a TV show that paved the way for a middle class life and a real low level celebrity for life…you kinda don’t matter… The only real happiness her decent body cuz she’s got nothing better to do than work out…is that her boyfriend she pays for cheats on her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics of the Day

Beyonce in a See Through Outfit of the Day

Beyonce keeps on trying…she’s just skankin’ out like she still had sex appeal in a dress that is probably made with some 3M patented fabric that was developed for space travel that makes fat bitches have decent enough curves if used the right way… I like to think she’s trying to stay relevant…at the very least in the eyes of Jay-Z…because you know he’s out fucking girls who have sex appeal…like Rihanna… You know why retire with your 100 millions of dollars, when you can use that money to shove yourself down people’s throats…because that’s all you need. TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE

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Beyonce in a See Through Outfit of the Day

Cheryl Burke in a Bikini of the Day

Cheryl Burke is a mom…with a stupid looking face…who probably has no business being on TV, but is on TV, actually I don’t even know if she is still on TV, but was on TV, because she could dance… I’ve always viewed her as a failed stripper, you know the beacon of hope for professional dancers everywhere that one day may make it in the world…well not her specifically, but all these Dancing with the Stars hookers…and now I just view her as some mom tits in a bikini..because this picture is the extent of her existence this Holiday Season…and always. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cheryl Burke in a Bikini of the Day

Alyssa Miller’s Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Alyssa Miller bores me. I think she’s some con artist…who dated the SI photographer who had the influence to get her booked in SI…which led to her dating Jake Gyllenhaal to further her fame and career…which must make him really happy for helping her out and launching her…it’s like thanks girl I loved for using me to get to the top of the fucking charts in the industry…even though you were better suited as some cocktail waitress.. Here she is in some of her better work…

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Alyssa Miller’s Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Miley Cyrus Christmas Bra of the Day

I feel so lied to…Miley Cyrus pretends that she’s not into bras…and that she’s part of some showing your nipple revolution…yet here she is in a bra…I mean what else has she lied about…could it be that her entire existence is a lie…is her career a lie…could that be possible…I mean if I saw it on TV and read it on the internet it must be true…it’s gotta be real…it need to be… Enough of that…Here’s her vagina in concert….because she is the Christmas Spirt…

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Miley Cyrus Masturbation for Instagram of the Day

Miley is promoting something pretty pornographic on instagram that’s dropping December 26….and that involves her making sex faces with her hands down her panties…something Instagram appreciates when Miley does it…but when I post a pic of a girl in a bikini…they flag my shit….cuz that’s hypocrisy of the media…ILLUMINATI…. That said, people freak out at Miley’s new image, which has been one of the best moves in pop culture in years, even if the scandalous bullshit has happened with so many teen stars before her, for some reason this Miley one is executed properly …but they forget that her dad was some white trash hick with a shit song and her mom was some stripper cocktail waitress groupie…I mean masturbating for millions of dollars is far better than what GOD had planned for this Hannah Montana chick…I mean drug overdose in some Nashville motel after Achy Breaky Money ran out was more her calling… So this “art” porn is just fuckin tame…and luckily…it will lead to many tweens simulating this…yay…

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Miley Cyrus Masturbation for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this video a couple of hours ago. I assume it’s some sort of Miley Cyrus christmas special footage because nothing says Christmas like videos that remind me of the worst sext ever because this girl is supposed to be anti-bra yet is wearing a bra – making me think she’s either full of shit…and a walking lie or contradiction before remembering she’s some hollywood starlet who came up in hollywood…of course she’s full of shit but at least she delivers some level of slutty behavior to keep me interested…. Here’s a shower pic… Here is her vagina lip – just cuz

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Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

Irina Shayk in the Hottest X-Mas Video Ever of the Day

Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius…. If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at. Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…

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Irina Shayk in the Hottest X-Mas Video Ever of the Day

Irina Shayk in the Hottest X-Mas Video Ever of the Day

Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius…. If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at. Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…

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Irina Shayk in the Hottest X-Mas Video Ever of the Day