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Samantha Gradoville Hot for Vogue Latin America of the Day

American Model Samantha Gradoville, who you may remember from such legendary posts as last week’s TITTIES FOR HARPER’S BAZAAR is making serious moves…this time with less amazing, hormone in the American food production system, disproportionately large and amazing tits, but with bikinis instead….and I am endorsing her rise to the top, even if she’s a no name now, she’s built better than pigs like Kate Upton, who only benefitted from the hormones in the food until her gut caught up with the rest of her…so anything is possible, miracles have happened to far less talented girls… I figure I’d be watching her rise to the top, you know keeping track of it, if I wasn’t so bored of all this talking about girls I don’t know, and was instead being charged for getting caught hiding under their bed masturbating to their dirty laundry while they were out on a shoot, or fucking a rockstar, or doing whatever it is that models do, which I assume is very little.

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Samantha Gradoville Hot for Vogue Latin America of the Day

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

I’ve posted some of the pics from this shoot with Gisele…here are the rest…and she’s looking’ greasier than Tom Brady’s ass after a good old fashioned quarterback gang bang after he won the Superbowl….only probably less gay to stare at for the last 10-16 minutes…but I wouldn’t know because the Tom Brady anus video hasn’t been uploaded to the internet yet…

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Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Skier Bikini Ass of the Day

I have been around ski hills for years…I do live in Canada, snow is all we have… From my experience, pro skiers…in all their strong legs from squat glory…rarely have sex appeal….even the amateur ski racers are built like pick-up trucks, you know that could probably bounce on your dick for hours, and rip your dick off with pussy muscles, but that you’d probably need to trick yourself into getting hard for by doing some visualization exercises or some shit…. Well it turns out that Lindsey Vonn in her bikini is not all bad at all…thick can be a good thing….and not just for kicking me in the balls for sexual purposes. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsey Vonn Skier Bikini Ass of the Day

Courtney Stodden Strategic Topless Pics for E! of the Day

Courtney Stodden posed topless for E! because 1- she is going to be the next celebrity SEX TAPE star, since she’s already got the porn look, the tight teen body, the hard 40 year old face…she just hasn’t jumped into it fully yet, and I am okay with that strategy….it builds excitement, even if she’s always in sex shop outfits…. and…. 2- E! is a tabloid looking for people to notice them and their Publicist run nonsense….that I guess is looking into getting into porn…albeit softcore porn…something we should all be trying to get into…

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Courtney Stodden Strategic Topless Pics for E! of the Day

Doutzen Kroes’ Amazing Picture for Instagram of the Day

Doutzen Kroes did good for instagram…I wonder how she took this picture of herself, or maybe it’s just one from a photoshoot that makes her feel like she’s hot, desirable, and that she wants everyone to see, because it makes her feel good about herself….even though you’d think her bank account that is full thanks to the way she looks is enough for her….you know at this stage she can put ugly pics up and they still look better than the pussy we all fuck, but I guess she prefers the pro shots, you know to showcase her work, and get that pat on the back from us perverts that wish our instagram “Like” was our semen….inside her….but she prefers darker colored DJs you your pasty failure ass…..because you see…she’s got this ass and it’s professional grade, no time for amateurs.

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Rihanna Tops Complex Magazine’s Top 100 Hottest Women Right Now of the Day

I generally hate these HOT 100 lists, mainly because they are usually associated with shitty magazines and the results, or the listing, is all random shit that means nothing. It’s like they put 100 names in a hat and pick at radom to see where to slot them… But I do love Complex, and I’m not just saying that because they featured me in the magazine in 2007, back when I peaked. I am saying that because I believe they put thought into their list, and I understand why Rihanna came out on top, because let’s face it, it is an Urban magazine and who the fuck else could have really won…. Rihanna is top of her game, lookin’ fit as hell, being a total exhibitionist slut, and she’s in my top 10 too.. So good job Complex, for renewing my hope in magazine top 100 lists…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE LIST FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tulisa Contostavlos Fat Burnt Ass in Her Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about Tulisa Contostavlos, despite popular belief, is not her cellulite ridden ass, that she has managed to shrink down a little but that is still cellulite ridden…. I hate cellulite, it repulses me and I don’t fuck with girls who have it, probably part of the reason why I only fuck meth addicts…the other part of the reason being how affordable they are, and how tasty their scabs are….. My favorite thing about Tulisa is her dirty blow job video she released a few years ago when she was a “rapper” and looking for attention that she got from Simon Cowell, cuz he could relate and appreciate her dick sucking moves, as he used a lot of the same ones on Seacrest OUT. It’s too bad that her machine got it erased from the internet, before landing her on TV, because I think it’d be a nice support to justify why I’m posting her bikini pics… Not that I need to justify shit, this is my site, get out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shanina Shaik in Swimsuit for Summer Splash of the Day

Here is model Shanina Shaik, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret, which means she’s an actual model, because Victoria’s Secret is the litmus test as to whether a girl is actually a model, or just a try hard, posing for other companies, trying to make as many moves as possible, before the scouts at Victoria’s Secret scoop her up, trap her, abduct her and make her their own to do whatever they want with….but I guess none of that really matters because here she is modeling for some other company I’ve never heard of, riding on the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval Shanina’s got, and milking her in some boring pics and videos that I am going to post, because models are usually not fat and I like that. Here’s the video….

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Shanina Shaik in Swimsuit for Summer Splash of the Day

Girl Gets in Trouble for Getting Dick Pics on Facebook of the Day

So a mom got mad at her 14 year old daughter for getting dick pics on Facebook, because facebook is a porn site if you use it properly….and she filmed it. The daughter blamed her friend….Mary…like a jerk taking down her crew….when really she should just blame the hormones in the food. I don’t know why a mother would film her yelling at her daughter but apparently it happened and I am glad it did…. I am thinking that maybe she wanted it to go viral, because let’s face it, youtube money could help her pay for the college education she sounds like she has planned for her daughter, you know rather than teen pregnancy just as soon as she’s done “beating her motherfuckin’ ass over niggas”…. People are ghetto, it’s a cultural thing…and I love it.

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Hayden Panettiere in Her Bikini of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, since you have no job, friends or family, and all you have is the internet and Role Playing Games, it’s Memorial Day… To some, it is the first day of summer, the internation day for the BBQ, the day girls bust out their bikinis…because it seems like everyone is in their fucking bikinis, including Hayden Panettiere… Making it the official first day of the year for a titty implant reveal…you know all other new implant titty reveals before today were just practice for today…. So here she is having fun with her new friends….

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Hayden Panettiere in Her Bikini of the Day