That’ll leave a mark, at least if it was me in such tight underwear jacked up my ass it would leave a mark, but maybe that’s just a testament of my hygiene or lack of hygiene, and not a sign of everyday people, especially not models, who get paid big money to pose like this, and to know to put a tampon in just in case she has her period or miscarries on set, as to not ruin the amazing ass shot…I mean they are professionals who know a clean asshole is key, while a dirty asshole can ruin a career. Not that it matters, I just like lookin….
Amanda Bynes Turns Me On… The highlight of the day is the Amanda Bynes getting arrested wearing a ridiculous wig and heading to court wearing the same ridiculous wig because of something so ridiculous like throwing a bong out the window in what is hardly a crime, especially not in New York City, where hookers and drug dealers are thrown out windows on the daily, but that is a crime when a PR team are crafting a storyline to get attention to lead up to a reality show by having her act as outrageous as possible, you know since it is more wholesome of an approach than a sex tape, and still gets the public interested in her enough to replenish her and her families funds…. Her parents are even participating in the whole thing saying she used to hear voices and think there were tracking devices in the smoke alarms because at a young age the only people she trusted robbed her of her freedom making her paranoid about everything….or more importantly…cuz they want this story to go viral because it will make everyone a lot of money…. I just don’t buy this act. Everything is a lie. What I do believe is that she’s a glorious angel sent from heaven, and there is nothing more that I’d like than to save her and her broken soul, that we can blame the entertainment industry for….through love and anal sex, and the last 6 months, I’ve been trying to get her to notice me, and interact with me, to pave the way for our glorious union, but she just ignores me….but I won’t let that stop me…true love will conquer all….I just hope she doesn’t accidentally die in the making of this bullshit story, you know getting carried away with the act because that would make me eating her out a whole new level of gross, you know with her being dead and all that dirt from digging her up…and all…. All this to say…Amanda Bynes, Be my child bride….or at least let me pay you 5,000 dollars to host a stepfather party in my basement… She is the best. Gangster til the end. I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Amanda Bynes Turns Me On… The highlight of the day is the Amanda Bynes getting arrested wearing a ridiculous wig and heading to court wearing the same ridiculous wig because of something so ridiculous like throwing a bong out the window in what is hardly a crime, especially not in New York City, where hookers and drug dealers are thrown out windows on the daily, but that is a crime when a PR team are crafting a storyline to get attention to lead up to a reality show by having her act as outrageous as possible, you know since it is more wholesome of an approach than a sex tape, and still gets the public interested in her enough to replenish her and her families funds…. Her parents are even participating in the whole thing saying she used to hear voices and think there were tracking devices in the smoke alarms because at a young age the only people she trusted robbed her of her freedom making her paranoid about everything….or more importantly…cuz they want this story to go viral because it will make everyone a lot of money…. I just don’t buy this act. Everything is a lie. What I do believe is that she’s a glorious angel sent from heaven, and there is nothing more that I’d like than to save her and her broken soul, that we can blame the entertainment industry for….through love and anal sex, and the last 6 months, I’ve been trying to get her to notice me, and interact with me, to pave the way for our glorious union, but she just ignores me….but I won’t let that stop me…true love will conquer all….I just hope she doesn’t accidentally die in the making of this bullshit story, you know getting carried away with the act because that would make me eating her out a whole new level of gross, you know with her being dead and all that dirt from digging her up…and all…. All this to say…Amanda Bynes, Be my child bride….or at least let me pay you 5,000 dollars to host a stepfather party in my basement… She is the best. Gangster til the end. I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sure, this isn’t a pic of her naked, or a pic of her in an erotic downward dog, ass spread and farting as she exhales in total utter relaxation…..but it’s still a picture of her stretching it out, in ways that touch on the magical flexible stunts her long skinny body can do on my dick….which happens to be good enough for me…because let’s face it….I am easy to please….no seriously, if you saw my wife, you’d know what I mean.
Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of her totally naked on the beach in some tropical and luxurious place that she probably flew private to get to….you know on Vacation from her really hard vacation of a life….stripping down to her soul like some kind of hippie nudist who knows she’s got the hottest body around…unlike the nudists I see who think they have the hottest bodies around, but who are 60 plus in age and number of pounds overweight. It’s a lovely, artistic picture that would only be better if I was in it, mounting her, or at least masturbating to her, posed a little more spread assed. But I’ll take what I can get. You see Instagram has rules and she can’t afford to get deleted. We can’t afford for her to get deleted. We need her and her handlers filling our lives with her life…
Irina Shayk was the beard to some homosexual soccer player who just played it off as being European. Because Euro dudes, despite the fact that they wear such skimpy clothes, and act like fucking women, are some of the most homophobic people around. Meaning, they couldn’t let their star of their life. The soccer man they are so passionate about and have tattooed on their chest and as a screensaver on their phone, pictures and videos they watch online on repeat, pretty much lusting over a dude because he plays their favorite sport so well….be a ‘mo. They wouldn’t be able to justify the boner they have for him as anything not sexual. So they recruit some no name babe as a distraction, make her sign contracts, give her everything she wants, so long as she plays the part, introducing us all to Irina Shayk…. So his closet case ways and her Russian sex trade roots combined….bring us this…and I am into it, cuz I think she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game right now…and she isn’t letting anyone down in this dress….I guess cuz she knows to milk it, it’s far better than working for a live cam site like her friends back home. I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Apparently Rihanna posted this Ass Shot to twitter, I didn’t cross reference it becasue I am lazy, and figure it doesn’t really matter if she did or not, whether the ass is hers…..I am just happy it happened…because an black ass with shorts that look like this…and a prison tattoo….are fucking jokes and worth lookin at….no matter who the ass belongs to…and if the racists are right and all black people look the same, then this pic pretty much is her and I am loving that she’s putting it on blast…she’s my kind of money making exhibitionist who doesn’t need to be an exhibitionist at all….but does it cuz she likes it.
This is all I could find on El Grace: EL Grace is a up and coming artist who specializes in Free Form Music, Fashion Modeling, Abstract Photography and The gift of Living Lucidly. Currently Resides in NYC Translation: She is a hipster chick with a trust fund who hangs and fucks the right people, doesn’t have a real job, and dicks around all day doing nonsense that doesn’t matter, which thanks to the right friends, like Terry Richardson, will lead to a serious modeling contract, allowing her to take her nonsense to the next level, and share it with her gang of retard followers who buy into anything she says and does, because she’s got the stamp of approval in the fashion and art world…a world that is all a fucking lie…. But I’ll still stare at her tits….even if she’s not my type…cuz tits are fun to stare at when you’ve got nothing else to do. Even when they are shitty, uneven, on a busted up face that isn’t hot in anyway, and that looks like a teen runaway…because teen runaways, no matter what they look like, are lovely….or even a half retarded inbred kid on sedatives….either way…here are her tits…
Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying. Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on, or maybe I just like bitches with moles. But I am going to assume it’s got more to do with running into her on the street once as she was getting out of her town car and walking into her hotel, and we exchanged glances, and when our eyes locked, part of me died, because it was amazing, magical and exactly how she worked the camera….reminding me that she’s fuckin’ good at looking good and here she is proving she’s still got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….
I’ve posted PICS OF Camille Rowe Naked and Half Naked a few times before….because I like to keep track of these models who are willing to get naked to get ahead, which happen to be all models, because the ones who don’t get naked never get to the level where any of us will ever know they exist. They are more the kind that do local wedding dress fashion shows and shit you don’t care about and will never masturbate to, but that give them an ego because none of their friends are having low level catalog pictures taken of them….. I’m more into real models, who get paid a lot of money to strip down, it’s just the idea that fashion turns a normal hot chick into a stripper that fires me up….not to mention their bodies in pictures are awesome to look at….even when I know their bodies in person are probably 6 foot tall, broad and scary as shit. All this to say, Camille Rowe is from France and that means she has anal sex on the first date after some wine and cheese…..and that just makes her better.
