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A Few More Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Australia of the DAy

This body blows me the fuck away….I posted a bunch of these Vogue Australia PICS the other day, but more have been leaked, and they involve her pantsless, and despite not being spread opened wide enough that I can see her soul, is still fucking hot to me, because these legs, that fit stomach, and that little model booty is just fucking glorious…it makes me want to go mining in her womb for some South African blood diamonds…with my penis… I’m a fan.

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A Few More Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Australia of the DAy

Petra Nemcova Hot Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

My favorite thing about Petra Nemcova is that she survived the Tsunami like a superhero when the person she was with, her fiance, didn’t. Unless it was just an extravagant attempt to escape being locked down by her, and dude lives a life under a different name in South East Asia, which is possible, because even the hottest bitches, are nagging, self involved, emotionally driven, cunts who annoy as they try to control their man….. My other favorite thing about Petra Nemcova, is staring at her nipples. She’s a survivor and by survivor I mean lovely as fuck…..

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Cora Keegan’s Hipster Booty for Elle Italy of the Day

Sure these Cora Keegan pictures aren’t as good as the ones I posted of her FULLY NAKED ROCKIN’ A HIPSTER BUSH last week….but thanks to those nude pics….I am now in love with Cora Keegan …. She’s young, she’s hot bodied, she’s relatively new to the industry, she gets naked in efforts to build her brand, and I full endorse her efforts…in fact I am debating starting a Cora Keegan fan club, where we write her love songs and perform them for Youtube, hoping she’ll see them, find them endearing and offer me anal sex for going to such great lengths for her….even though she’s probably already an ego, cuz she’s now done Elle Italy motherfuckers and that’s not as big as it gets for a model, but as big as it gets for a girl willing to have anal sex with me. Fact.

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Emma Watson for W of the Day

Emma Watson is in W MAGAZINE and these are some of the pictures….boring fucking pictures…that luckily are exciting to her fans, because her fans are into Wizards and shit, making them not so into girls, or at least into fucking girls, but more into lusting after them in uncomfortable ways as they LARP….. You know she could be in a clown costume, mascot costume, just the idea that it is Emma Watson…the EMMA WATSON…from Harry Potter….makes them spontaneously ejaculate….I mean as far as they’re concerned they’ve been in a relationship for the last decade and her older familiar face…is all they want to know…and anyway they get it, they are stoked… While I’m more into nude fashion shoots. Call me crazy.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Alright for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to instagram and they are lovely, even if totally expected, because her body makes her millions, it is totally fucking fit, and why the fuck wouldn’t she be showing it off to people, since it is all we want or expect of her….I mean seeing her fully clothed would be like a chef feeding a dinner party a fucking can of beans for dinner…. I am a fan, it is just unfortunate she’s not the farmer’s daughter in South Africa fucking the hired hands, because when she was, she was probably a hell of a lot easier to have sex with, but also a hell of a lot more at risk for HIV….thanks South Africa AIDS statistics for that….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Alright for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Alright for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to instagram and they are lovely, even if totally expected, because her body makes her millions, it is totally fucking fit, and why the fuck wouldn’t she be showing it off to people, since it is all we want or expect of her….I mean seeing her fully clothed would be like a chef feeding a dinner party a fucking can of beans for dinner…. I am a fan, it is just unfortunate she’s not the farmer’s daughter in South Africa fucking the hired hands, because when she was, she was probably a hell of a lot easier to have sex with, but also a hell of a lot more at risk for HIV….thanks South Africa AIDS statistics for that….

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Chanel Iman Gone Wild for Galore Magazine of the Day

This is an awesome video for Galore Magazine…. It is a bit throwback tribute to the early 80s, in what I like to call the glory days of the porn industry and not just because I love bush…but because it wasn’t about throat fucking trailer trash and still had a little eroticism up in it…back when porn wasn’t so saturated throat fucking clips of every girl wanting to make 100 dollars….not that I am against that, but sometimes I like to remember what was… It is also a bit of a snuff film vibe. Either way, it makes me want to rip lines and jerk off, and that’s a good thing….Chanel Iman in lingerie being directed like a little slut…also a good thing… Click More to See the Video on Mobile…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Chanel-Iman-80s-Porn.flv

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Chanel Iman Gone Wild for Galore Magazine of the Day

Frederique Bel Nipple for Cannes of the Day

Frederique Bel is in France…from France….and dressed like the French…because in France, topless is considered being clothed, and as much as Americans want to hate the french and mock their bushes, we should be embracing, and copying their lead when it comes to tits, because so often when I leave the house, I see a girl and think, shit, I’d rather see her topless, but it’s not allowed here….if only we were in france…they’ve got it all figured out….the girls even have anal sex on the first date….and don’t expect to ever see you again…because they just want to have fun….like Frederique Bel….in her titty dress….good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Frederique Bel Nipple for Cannes of the Day

Frederique Bel Nipple for Cannes of the Day

Frederique Bel is in France…from France….and dressed like the French…because in France, topless is considered being clothed, and as much as Americans want to hate the french and mock their bushes, we should be embracing, and copying their lead when it comes to tits, because so often when I leave the house, I see a girl and think, shit, I’d rather see her topless, but it’s not allowed here….if only we were in france…they’ve got it all figured out….the girls even have anal sex on the first date….and don’t expect to ever see you again…because they just want to have fun….like Frederique Bel….in her titty dress….good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Frederique Bel Nipple for Cannes of the Day

Ireland Baldwin’s 5 Year Old Vagina of the Day

I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….

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