I don’t know if I like this pic because I am a new found fan of Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice….even though I have never seen her show, she hasn’t leaked nudes or a sex tape, is relatively boring as fuck in all her pics and photoshoots, and the only interesting thing she has done is introduce us to her sister, who you know gets down. Mainly out of jealousy, cuz her sister gets all the attention and she can’t have that, so she uses her vagina to get even or at least to validate her worth. We like that. But I think I like this pic because to date, Showgirls is my favorite movie of all time. It was robbed at the Oscars and anything that reminds me of that masterpiece makes life a better place to live.
I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she though that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, all in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body. I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she though that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, all in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body. I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Barbara Palvin is the 18 year old Hungarian model who is signed to Victoria’s Secret like some kind of sex worker who just turned legal and was sold off to the suitor with the deepest pockets, but luckily her contract isn’t exclusive, and she gets to venture out into fashion and explore editorial shots like this one, that speaks to me, because she looks like either some gutter street kid under the bridge after a punk show, willing to suck dick for some heroin….and a trailer park, white trash wife who strips and sucks dick to pay for the cans of soup for the kids she neglects at home, and both are fetishes of mine…making this a winning fucking shoot! To See Some Pics of Barbara Palvin At Australia Fashion Week – That Aren’t As Hot as her Crackwhore for Fashion Look – But Still Hot FOLLOW THIS LINK
Barbara Palvin is the 18 year old Hungarian model who is signed to Victoria’s Secret like some kind of sex worker who just turned legal and was sold off to the suitor with the deepest pockets, but luckily her contract isn’t exclusive, and she gets to venture out into fashion and explore editorial shots like this one, that speaks to me, because she looks like either some gutter street kid under the bridge after a punk show, willing to suck dick for some heroin….and a trailer park, white trash wife who strips and sucks dick to pay for the cans of soup for the kids she neglects at home, and both are fetishes of mine…making this a winning fucking shoot! To See Some Pics of Barbara Palvin At Australia Fashion Week – That Aren’t As Hot as her Crackwhore for Fashion Look – But Still Hot FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know if it is the Mexican connection, like the fact that we could be related…or the fact that she dated a woman for exposure…or the fact that she’s re-inventing herself with more hardcore slutty roles….with drugs and sex and good times…you know things to tempt her to fall off like all child stars cuz their parents whored them out to Disney…or if I just like that Disney fed her hormones making her look 14 forever….but I am a fan of Selena Gomez….so much so, that I’ll post videos of Fallon, a show I pretend doesn’t exist because he is the fucking enemy….all cuz I like Selena Gomez….she’s the kind of girl who could probably make me do anything just to get her to suck me off…proven by posting these clips….cuz endorsing Fallon is a fate worse than prison rape… here’s the interview – if you care…. here’s their annoying musical performance- if you care….
This is an awesom video of model Cara Delevingne, who is making a lot of noise as the next big thing in modeling, for those of you who live in a fucking trailer park and masturbate all day, thanks to food stamps subsidizing your life….and I’m a total fucking fan…especially when shot in video for a trendy fashion magazine like i-D…doing a striptease…making sex faces…looking like a ravaged, battered, drugged up hooker…the way I like em… She’s good….
I was just emailed this story, from someone I can only assume is on FHM’s struggling PR team….trying to save the sinking ship…. Apparently, this is Charlie Wesbter and she is the UK’s hottest sports presenter, and she’s gone on to do FHM, possing off her bosses and colleagues in what must be a fucking lie to get attention to a girl I’ve never heard of, and assume you haven’t heard of either…. You see, we live in the internet generation, where everyday girls have cell phones with cameras, and both they and their boyfriends have access to porn. On nights when they aren’t together, but want to be together, they do this thing called sexting…which usually involves girls trying to outdo their guy’s favorite porno scene. Meaning they go hard. I mean I just have a fucking website and I get girls sending me pics of beer bottles in their assholes while covered in cum and squirting….you know recreationally. Making me think that anyone caring about a sexy FHM shoot, that is fully clothed, is all part of the master PR plan that involved and FHM shoot in the first place… INCREASE RATINGS MOTHERFUCKERS…. I mean look ather, I feel like the chance any boss would care about an FHM shoot, especially in the UK where all girls are topless in magazines, are slim to fucking none. Even if this FHM shoot was gaping asshole porn from her summer vacation. No one would care. But I’ll role with it and post the pics because I’m a team player and got nothing better to do … Here’s the video. Safe enough for Youtube. That’s the only upsetting thing in all this. I just can’t believe these magazines still exist…but I’m glad Charlie Webster does. I’d let her read sports pages to my dick with her vagina any day.
Miley Cyrus is going through a real hard time right now….you know her fiance of a few months, who I assume she was marrying for citizenship purposes, you know to keep the Australian around….since getting married at 12 years old is a horrible idea…unless it is to fuck immigration laws up….so she’s taken her young, fit body and lesbian haircut to some retreat to deal with the pain in her heart now that he’s fled back to Australia….and I’m a little disappointed…I thought her body was better than this…I was expecting a Miley bikini to blow my fucking mind…while the only thing that has blown my mind is coming to terms with the fact that I know anything about her relationship status….I know more about her love life than I do about the size, shape, dimensions of her labia….and that’s fucking weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..Maryna Linchuk, the Belarusian model…who is hot as fuck…has decided to take her fashion modeling to the softcore porn/erotic scene that is marketed as “fashion”….with 25 Magazine …..and I’m glad she did….because I’m glad whenever a model test her model ability…by taking on such intense shoots for the perverts who prefer seeing her topless than seeing her in cheap mid-western underwear. It’s not the first time she’s been TOPLESS …in fact I posted these same pics in February…but I’m in too deep and no one pays attention to me, so I’m doin’ it again….this shit happens all the time to me…so many titties – so hard to keep track of them….
