It always feels weird to me when I promote Sara Underwood…or at least notice Sara Underwood….cuz she’s wearing a tight dress…because she’s some Playboy bitch who only exists because of Playboy…who hookered herself out to Seacrest and landed a gig on a show that targeted nerds and that has since been cancelled…bringing her back to her roots as nothing but a playboy chick…who can google and see naked in Playboy…from back in her prime…rather than lookin at pics of her in a tight dress that are current….because nudity…no matter when it was shot…is just better to jerk off to….no matter how hot and tight her fake tits and awesome booty look in her short little dress….and some night club…lookin for a new husband to take her career to the next level….by getting pregnant when she can cuz it is all downhill from here… Sure she’s flashing some panties…but panty flashes don’t matter when you’re a Playboy bitch who has her pussy all over the internet….whether you spent a year on a TV show that got cancelled or not…
Miranda Kerr, like all hookers, is peddling some bullshit, that she probably gets a percentage of sales on, because why the fuck not use you celebrity like you were Diddy and branch out in everything to push the 100,000,000 dollar mark….cuz getting paid 10 million a year to just pose for Victoria’s Secret, isn’t challenging enough, and when you’re a model the window is only so big…that you gotta plan for a retirement…and who the fuck cares…it involves her posting pics of herself in the shower in a bikini like we are in High School….at a party…where the girls aren’t quite ready to throw down…but are interested in the concept of showering with you…at least that’s how it played out for me….but now, if a shower opportunity arrises amongst friends…I don’t do this PG shit…I demand nudity…the way showers are meant to be had… I also thew in some Vogue Australia pics cuz she’s lovely to look at….
Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfect. I’ve been writing her love poems and love songs every day since I first met one of her topless pics…something I’ve been tracking since pretty much day one….and I haven’t got her mailing address or her phone number to really solidify this love affair…but with all soul mates, we are just connected, and don’t need modern things like communication to know it is real love….we just need pics of her amazing tits….it’s less work this way and avoids all other issues with soul mates, like marriage, kids and hatred / resentment for each other… No idea what these pics are for…but I’m glad they happened…
My man Jonathan Leder, a photographer I think I’ve spoken to at least once, while trying to seduce his models on Instagram, girls who are amazing, and who pull off this vintage erotica thing for him really well….one who has gone onto do Playboy and another who calls me out everytime we cross internet paths….and now this one, Amy Hood, who I’ve never heard of, but who is the main star of his movie…that you can see the trailer of below…. The guy is fucking talent, he’s going places, and he’s bringing hotness I am into…making it a no brainer for me to support, promote and try to hang out with him for the chance to produce his movies and hold his models’ hands…. Here are the pics…The only flaw in all this is that she doesn’t have bush…
If you are a guy, and you probably are, but I am not about to check…then you are probably self-conscious about one or two things….the main one being going bald…because the other one doesn’t matter so much if you do go bald…as you’ll probably too self-conscious to ever take your pants off. Personally, I was obsessed with going bald in my 30s, …being a short, fat guy, I thought that if I lost my luxurious hair, I’d REALLY have nothing going for me…. Luckily, for me, I was able to stop my hair loss…. Here are the Top Four Myths as to why you are losing your hair: 1- Poor Circulation – so increasing blood flow to your scalp doesn’t help your hair grow. 2- Clogged Follicles – when your hair follicles are clogged, you get ingrown hair….so opening up the pores on your head is pointless. 3- Poor Nutrition – People who are healthy and take supplements still lose their hair. Supplements can’t save you. 4- Stress – the only stress to the body that has been linked to hair loss is from major surgery or cancer. Day to day stress does not make you lose your hair unless it is severe or traumatic. The real reason why you’re losing your hair is DHT a byproduct of Testosterone. The same hormone that causes you to grow body hair and have a sex drive can attack your scalp and cause your hair to become thinner, shorter, weaker and eventually kills the hair follicle leading to baldness. Alex Khadavi, MD, a US based dermatologist has come up with a natural answer to Thinning Hair, Revivogen… Revivogen uses natural ingredients proven to stop DHT at its tracks so your hair can grow as it would normally. For $99, you can get a 3 month supply of REVIVOGEN and put it to test. If within 90 days you are not completely satisfied with Revivogen you can return the products for a full refund… I know that when I saw my crown thinning, and I felt like I was going to start looking like the creepy school principal pervert, spending 1 dollar a day on a possible solution would have been something I jumped on. Find out more at the HERE revivogen is offer stepfather readers a free shampoo and conditioner ($44 value) if you buy the proven scalp therapy that works!!!
This is a pretty funny story that almost reminds me of how I deal with all my fans…except that I don’t have fans…and if I do they are likely too busy murdering small animals in the field outside their trailer park for both dinner and their taxidermy hobby…. But Miami Heat champion Marlo Chalmers got called out on twitter by some groupie hookers….and he responded to those groupies and it made me laugh…. Now I don’t cover sports, but I do like to laugh at fame whores, you know the gold diggers that want that life so bad…as much as I laugh at famous whores…and this made me laugh…if only all groupie trash was called out….it’d make the world a better place….
Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..I am also sure there are worse names in other languages and cultures…but when you put it on a thin, tall, half naked blonde chick who the Victoria’s Secret monsters have got their hands on first…it suddenly sounds like angels singing from heaven….it’s like jerking off to phone sex girl with a nice voice pretending she’s not actually 400 lbs and eating donuts while pretending to finger herself..and that the sounds of a lubricated pussy is in fact a lubricated pussy and not her just slapping her greasy belly button….you know Martha…when it looks like this…is the prettiest name around…
Karlie Kloss is a bikini model…despite not having huge tits…and being amazingly skinny….just not skinny as this babe …but skinny enough for my liking…because skinny is a dying art form…thanks to all the shit in our food and all the shit food…hormones have gone nuts…and girls have gone curvy…and as much as I like big tits to play with and/or cum on…I am just far happier cumming on a thin frame…the way girls are supposed to be…. Fat is disgusting…and I know this first hand…as my wife is a diabetic I’m just waiting to have die off from her self destruction….so that I can go out and chase girls who look more like this…
Bar Refaeli is pretty thick…so looking at her workout is definitely not as awesome as looking at CANDICE SWANEPOEL working out….but I’ll take it…because I love it when girls work on fitness, and themselves, to make them healthier, happier, and more attractive. I like hard bodies, but more importantly, I love seeing their sweaty asses squat…almost enough to join a gym to stare…something I have done in the past…and as it turns out….even the fatties trying to get fit are hot to watch in action…I guess there’s just something about gym clothes…or sweaty assholes….or girls grunting and lifting….or maybe it is just the germs all over the machinery that makes me wanna fuck….cuz it reminds me of everytime I fuck…who knows…what matters is that it’s good…
The biggest issue with Rihanna is now that when I promise girls who get naked on the internet for me…that I will make them the next Rihanna…cuz fame hungry girls love the idea of being the next Rihanna….and I love false promises for the spread asshole pics….is that I have to explain to them that I don’t mean I’ll beat the fuck out of them…not that any of these girls mind…the new generation is not like the old generation and it seems like 25 and under..even 30 and under think the idea of throwing down with a dude…even if it means getting fucked up with a broken nose and shit…is either funny or erotic…I don’t know how many times I get asked to mistreat a girl and I’m talking normal fucking girls…cuz it turns them on….but being the gentlemen that I am…limit my S&M to a mild spanking and spitting in their whore faces….I don’t fuck with any of that punching, slapping or chokin’ out…it just makes me feel awkward….something I don’t feel while staring at pics of Rihanna’s nipple on set of a photoshoot…but probably cuz I am lookin at it on my couch and not in the kids section of the library….while babysitting my neighbor’s kid…in efforts to score married chicks who are unhappy at home primarily in the bedroom at home….using me to remind them that their husband isn’t all that bad…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
