I know that following this drunk guy with one shoe around a mall in the UK is not all that exciting to watch, it’s funny as a global concept, because drunken disasters are always funny, except when they are depressing and have thrown their lives away, like me… But I think as semi functioning alcoholic, but barely functioning alcoholic, this is some aspirational, motivational videos to give me something to strive for. When you fail at life, and see someone failing harder, it is like being a professional Athlete watching other athletes win Olympic gold, only far less healthy, respectable, or even more fun, but when you’re drunk, none of that matters. Good times. If you don’t like that… Here’s a wheelie fail… Here’s a woman fainting into the train tracks…
My name is Rebecca. I am fifteen years old and I live in Chicago, Illinois. My life changed forever on July 8, 2013 when I got the email that I have been praying for. I was notified that I have been picked as a winner for the BieberFever contest at 7:59 PM the night before my concert. I was literally crying and shaking as I read that I was going to meet Justin the very next day. I have been supporting him since early 2010, and this would be my first time meeting him. The next morning my younger sister, my mom, and I took the train downtown and rode a taxi to the United Center. We quickly made some friends who were other winners, and waited around in line after line. Finally, we were taken to the very last line. There we saw many familiar faces such as Kenny, Scooter, Alfredo, Dan, Jen Laski, Hot Chelle Rae, Carlena Britch, Elysandra Quinones, Johnny Erasme, and Luke Broadlick. Before I knew it, we were next in line to meet Justin. I was shaking at this point. Just before going in security told us, “No hugs. No kisses. You are in, then you’re out.” When I got my first glimpse of Justin, I said (louder then I should have), “Oh my gosh! He doesn’t even look real!” Justin smirked at me and giggled a little. I went in and claimed my spot in the picture right next to Justin, and my sister stood next to me. My sister lost it and started to cry, so Justin leaned over towards my sister and said, “Don’t cry honey. This is a happy moment,” with a big smile on his face. When he comforted my sister, he was literally INCHES from my face. Then Mike the photographer said, “Ok stop crying. We need to take the picture.” Everyone was in place for the photo and my hand was on Justin’s waist, and he was rubbing my back. I had always imagined what I would say at my M&G, but how could you think straight when Justin Bieber is rubbing your back? After the picture, I asked Justin if I could please have a hug and he replied, “Of course sweetheart,” and he pulled me in really close and squeezed me tightly in his muscular arms. I held on to him until security tapped my arm, and hinted it was time to go. When he let go, Justin looked into my eyes and said, “Enjoy the show.” As I walked out I said, “I love you!” and he smiled really big at me again. As soon as I walked out, I completely lost it and balled my eyes out. We found our seats in section 315, and had a blast. Justin performed an amazing show, of course. His vocals were spot on, and all the creativity that goes into Believe Tour was nothing short of incredible. I met the boy on the posters in my room, and nobody can take that away from me. No amount of teasing can take away the fact that he held me in his arms and pulled me in close. I am eternally grateful that I have had this opportunity. If you’re reading this and thinking you don’t have a chance to meet Justin, I know it sounds cheesy, but never say never. I didn’t think I would ever get my chance to write a My Bieber Experience, but I promise if you keep working hard at it, you will get your chance as well. -Rebecca See the article here: My name is Rebecca. I am fifteen years old and I live in…
My name is Rebecca. I am fifteen years old and I live in Chicago, Illinois. My life changed forever on July 8, 2013 when I got the email that I have been praying for. I was notified that I have been picked as a winner for the BieberFever contest at 7:59 PM the night before my concert. I was literally crying and shaking as I read that I was going to meet Justin the very next day. I have been supporting him since early 2010, and this would be my first time meeting him. The next morning my younger sister, my mom, and I took the train downtown and rode a taxi to the United Center. We quickly made some friends who were other winners, and waited around in line after line. Finally, we were taken to the very last line. There we saw many familiar faces such as Kenny, Scooter, Alfredo, Dan, Jen Laski, Hot Chelle Rae, Carlena Britch, Elysandra Quinones, Johnny Erasme, and Luke Broadlick. Before I knew it, we were next in line to meet Justin. I was shaking at this point. Just before going in security told us, “No hugs. No kisses. You are in, then you’re out.” When I got my first glimpse of Justin, I said (louder then I should have), “Oh my gosh! He doesn’t even look real!” Justin smirked at me and giggled a little. I went in and claimed my spot in the picture right next to Justin, and my sister stood next to me. My sister lost it and started to cry, so Justin leaned over towards my sister and said, “Don’t cry honey. This is a happy moment,” with a big smile on his face. When he comforted my sister, he was literally INCHES from my face. Then Mike the photographer said, “Ok stop crying. We need to take the picture.” Everyone was in place for the photo and my hand was on Justin’s waist, and he was rubbing my back. I had always imagined what I would say at my M&G, but how could you think straight when Justin Bieber is rubbing your back? After the picture, I asked Justin if I could please have a hug and he replied, “Of course sweetheart,” and he pulled me in really close and squeezed me tightly in his muscular arms. I held on to him until security tapped my arm, and hinted it was time to go. When he let go, Justin looked into my eyes and said, “Enjoy the show.” As I walked out I said, “I love you!” and he smiled really big at me again. As soon as I walked out, I completely lost it and balled my eyes out. We found our seats in section 315, and had a blast. Justin performed an amazing show, of course. His vocals were spot on, and all the creativity that goes into Believe Tour was nothing short of incredible. I met the boy on the posters in my room, and nobody can take that away from me. No amount of teasing can take away the fact that he held me in his arms and pulled me in close. I am eternally grateful that I have had this opportunity. If you’re reading this and thinking you don’t have a chance to meet Justin, I know it sounds cheesy, but never say never. I didn’t think I would ever get my chance to write a My Bieber Experience, but I promise if you keep working hard at it, you will get your chance as well. -Rebecca See the article here: My name is Rebecca. I am fifteen years old and I live in…
Lindsay Lohan has sure had her moments. She started out as that cute little redhead from The Parent Trap that we all fell in love with, but somewhere along the way she took a wrong turn. Or 10. She’s had stints in rehab and jail and her career hasn’t exactly been A List for, oh, a while now. She may have more mug shots than movie roles at this point. Point being, poor girl has been through a lot. 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best? View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best? 2. Lindsay Lohan: Gun Show Linds did a photo shoot and posed while pointing a gun at her mouth. Nice! 3. Lindsay Lohan: Ankle Monitor Bikini Shot Lindsay Lohan’s ankle monitor makes for a really hot accessory. 4. Lindsay Lohan: Knife Fight The infamous Lindsay Lohan-Vanessa Minnillo knife pic. What a classic moment. These two clearly wanna make out and maybe stab each other. 5. Lindsay Lohan: Bloody Soaked Tyler Shields photographed Linds all covered in blood. What is it with this girl and knives? 6. Lindsay Lohan: Strike A Pose? Lindsay tried to strike a sultry pose but ended up looking unrecognizable. 7. Lindsay Lohan: Lip Service Lindsay’s lips were looking a tad too pouty. 8. Lindsay Lohan: Court Style For one of her court appearances, Lindsay’s makeup was a bit out of control. 9. Lindsay Lohan: Wasted! Seriously. How wasted can one human being be? In court no less?! 10. Lindsay Lohan: Train Wreck Worth a thousand words. 11. Lindsay Lohan Mugshots Lindsay’s 2010 mugshot is a classic. So is the 2011 one, and the 2012 one, and …. 12. Lindsay Lohan: Wardrobe Malfunction Lindsay had a bit of a wacky wardrobe malfunction moment while shooting Liz & Dick. 13. Lindsay Lohan: Gettin’ Freaky Lindsay lets out a scream with her pal Freddy Kruger. 14. Lindsay Lohan: Threesome Lindsay took a sexy shot with two friends. Threesome? We wouldn’t put it past her… 15. Lindsay Lohan: Smashed Oh, how could we forget this infamous photo of Linds passed out in a car? 16. Lindsay Lohan Through the Years This about says it all. 17. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine It’s not good for you. But for better or worse, the 27-going-on-47-year-old starlet has soldiered on and continued to keep herself in the very public eye, that’s for sure. And whether she’s walking a red carpet or hanging out just being Lindsay, she’s sure to show off her variety of interesting styles. Fasten your seatbelt and take a ride on the rollercoaster that is Lindsay Lohan’s roster of crazy looks. And Lindsay, keep doing you! We’re rooting for ya.
Here’s a great video of a Train Operator abandoning ship…that I think is funny, because that’s what not what you’re supposed to do when you’re barreling towards another train pulling a bunch full of people who are under your fucking protection…and responsibility…not to mention the trains didn’t even connect, and dude was just having a panic attack, making the whole thing way funnier…
If you ask any Asian, they will admit that they can’t hold their liquor, but for some reason, I think the hippie feminist uptight cunts who come to this site, will say that this post is racist…but the fact is that I have got drunk around Asians enough to know that Asians can’t hold their Liquor, and that would be a good thing, if Asian girls gave me the time of day, but they don’t because I don’t speak in binary code…0 and 1s motherfucking robot aliens… All this to say, this kind of video is the shit I love. If you don’t like that – here’s some Asians rockin’ the car dealership..
Here’s a too cool for school idiot being filmed smoking his cigarette like he’s fucking James Dean…no not FUCKING James Dean, but you get what I am saying, he’s some clown motherfucker who wants people to think he’s hard, so he sits on the train tracks, not phased by the train coming at him…he’s all like “come at me bro”…you know the kind of kid you’d want to beat up, or at least get hit by the train to lose a limb to learn a lesson…but if he did get run the fuck over for being an idiot, his whole town would mourn, instead of call him out for being a fucking idiot who deserved it… All this to say, smoking is bad.
Britney Spears loves sex, but she feels like an old lady in the bedroom sometimes, or so the singer claims in her new documentary, “I Am Britney Jean.” A sexual dynamo who used every ounce of appeal in her arsenal to sell 50 million records, Britney’s still got it nowadays … even if she’s not feelin’ it. Spears confessed her love of boning in ” I Am Britney Jean ,” saying, “I love sex. I think sex is great … but I feel a little different about it now that I’m older.” “Sometimes I feel like I’m 20 and then sometimes I feel like I’m 50.” It’s an interesting statement, considering Britney has been outspoken about wanting to tone it down, despite admitting ” a lot of sex goes into what I do .” She recently said she’s being pushed too far in music videos for “Work Bitch” and other songs, and implied that she wants to set a better example for her kids. On the flip side … she still takes part on the aforementioned videos. in the documentary, she reiterated that she still loves to do the deed, but insinuated again that her most sexually charged concert days are behind her. Again, we’re not sure how serious that comment by Britney is. While we likely won’t see her make out with Madonna or gyrate half-naked during her Vegas residency, her music and music videos are as racy as ever. Is she sending mixed signals? Or really turning over a new leaf? Either way, her new boyfriend David Lucado ? Not an unlucky man by any means. Britney Spears – Work Bitch (Music Video)
