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10 Things Kim Kardashian Actually Said to Vogue

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wait… what?!? Did we hear that correctly?!? What, exactly, did Kim Kardashian say in a Vogue-sponsored podcas t in November of 2015? We're so glad you asked! Scroll down for some of the most absurd words to come out of this large-breasted star's mouth… 1. She Once Flew to Paris Just for Cheesecake “I don’t like cheesecake but the cheesecake at Hotel Costes…It’s heaven. I flew in, maybe a couple months ago, just to have a last hoorah of all the food that I’m not going to be able to have for a while. And I get there, and they tell me they didn’t have it. And I was like, ‘You don’t understand! I leave tomorrow!’ I think I flew for one night…And they got it and it really made my day.” 2. She Does More Than Just Pose Naked for Her New App “It’s not an easy job. There’s so much work put into it, more than people I think even realized. So I’m proud that they’ve been doing so well.” 3. Her Pregnancy Diet Includes… “Every morning I have egg whites and avocado and a piece of toast. And for lunch I love a salad, and then dinner it’s usually a risotto or a pasta.” 4. She Has a Sweet Tooth, Not a Turkey Tooth “I actually don’t love Thanksgiving food, isn’t that weird?. I don’t love it all. I love the tradition and I love hanging out with the family, but I don’t really love the food so I never get tempted really. But around Christmas time I love the sweets and all of that.” 5. She Loves Instagram, But… “It’s pretty crazy once you don’t post something… you get into that mode and things are going on in your life. It’s almost as if it never happened because you didn’t post it. Like, people didn’t believe my sisters graduated from high school because we didn’t post about it!” (NOTE: That’s not why we didn’t believe it, Kim.) 6. More Selfies are Coming! “I’m going to do a holiday edition [of my selfie book] with just a new picture on the cover. And there might be a few more photos on the inside.” View Slideshow

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Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Stefani Sober and I only like her because I am never Sober and she’d be something that I guess the media would want me to be, and not just because she’s a hot skinny model, that is fat shaming me just by existing, giving me unrealistic goals and body image issues, but also because she’s hot, and a reminder that I don’t get to have sex with things like this, possibly because I’m not sober and being drunk…makes me do very disgusting things…that claim they are woman…but I’m not too sure because I just close my eyes and go for it… I just figure as Drunkenstepfather….Sober is my soul mate in an opposites attract situation….But that could just be the delusions of alcohol withdrawal and living on the internet the last 2 decades… Sober…such a beautiful thing….even when drunk… Here she is for Elle Turkey…because I love Turkey… Here are some instagram pics…because I am now stalking her…because we’re meant to be… The post Stefani Sober for Elle Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is the troll being used as a diversion from Taylor Swift’s camel toe? of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

THe question is…. Does Taylor Swift collect people she has respect for. You know she wants to surround herself by people she is impressed by or who she finds interesting….or does Taylor Swift collect people so that from a marketing perspective she looks important….like the person to be friends with….or does Taylor Swift collect people because she didn’t have friends going out and now she can have any friends she wants….and the exciting thing about these friends is that she can manupulate them like real life barbies… Or…does Taylor Swift want to be a model, and likes showing off her legs against the legs of all these Victoria’s Secret models… Or are these people just latching onto Taylor Swift because she’s famous and increases their profile? She’s the focal point / centre of attention amongst people that the media talk about…making her more important….she’s got the #squad everyone wants to be part of, and she’s the most powerful act right now…so this is all marketing…if she wanted to be a model, she could be….she just wants to be the most relevant, talked about person…who gets more money than any model ever gets to endorse product.. I don’t have the answers, I just know Lena Dunham, or trying to understand what species Lena Dunham is, distracts me from Taylor Swift’s cameltoe…it must be intentional… The post Is the troll being used as a diversion from Taylor Swift’s camel toe? of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

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I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kat Graham for GQ Turkey of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kat Graham is some Tween actor in her 20s, like Luke Perry on 90210 when he was in his 40s, giving every 16 year old a complex, because they didn’t have beards or a weathered face that seduced high school girls like that, because they didn’t realize he was just a fucking pervert with a fake ID who enrolled back in high school to fuck teen pussy legally… She’s Liberian and she’s jewish…and her dad is best friends with Quincy Jones….which makes us all wonder how she got into the industry…I mean it must be due to her raw talent and struggle, like so many other Hollywood starlets before her.. I guess ehs’ doing music now, which isn’t that interesting, and in doing Music, she’s also doing Press, like GQ Turkey, where they got her doing the Nicki Minaj…because that’s what white people like to see….with their racially ambiguous rich girls doing music because that’s what everyone their age is doing now…. Fun..but not really.

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Kat Graham Does GQ Turkey

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

In case you didn’t wake up to a copy of GQ Turkey in your stocking Christmas morning, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this shoot Kat Graham did for the magazine. We don’t see too many photoshoots from Kat, but I hope we start to get a whole lot more of them after this. And I’d be happy to volunteer to help make that happen. My phone takes great pictures. Continue reading →

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Kat Graham Does GQ Turkey

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

In case you didn’t wake up to a copy of GQ Turkey in your stocking Christmas morning, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this shoot Kat Graham did for the magazine. We don’t see too many photoshoots from Kat, but I hope we start to get a whole lot more of them after this. And I’d be happy to volunteer to help make that happen. My phone takes great pictures. Continue reading →

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Celebrity Thanksgiving Pictures: Who Ate Pizza on Turkey Day?

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As previously documented, a number of cats and dogs celebrated Thanksgiving this year by eating WAY too much . By they weren’t alone. Celebrities from all walks of entertaining also gathered with family and friends for this festive occasion, as one famous singer built a snowman with his pastor’s daughter. Celebrity Thanksgiving Photos: Happy Turkey Day! 1. Justin Bieber Do you wanna build a snowman? Justin Bieber sure did, with his pastor’s daughter on Thanksgiving 2014. Another enjoyed himself some deep fried turkey, while a comedic actor and a dramatic actress both rooted on their favorite football teams. Elsewhere, no one wanted to join Howie Mandel for a meal… Kelly Osbourne watched The Twilight Zone… Jennifer Lopez bowed her head in prayer… and at least one comedian was very confused about what to eat on Turkey Day. Click through the photo gallery above to see how various stars spent their Thanksgiving this year and remember to give thanks for all the important people in your lives this week. 

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THG Presents: The 10 Biggest Turkeys of 2014!

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Happy Thanksgiving, from The Hollywood Gossip family to yours. What would this quintessential, traditional and uniquely American holiday be without family, food, football and appreciation for the things we hold dearest in this world? In the case of THG, that means turkeys, in more ways than one. Who will win THG’s 8th Annual Spencer Pratt Thanksgiving Turkey Award!? On this 27th day of November, we’re paying tribute to some of the celebrities we had the honor, the pleasure, and the burden of covering here in 2014. We’re talking straight up fowl individuals. Serious bird brains. You get the idea. So who ruffled feathers with antics that left us shaking our heads, hanging our heads in shame, and laughing our heads off at the same time? Without further ado, here are our Top 10 Turkeys of 2014 … 10. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott (tie) . These two are really something else. Even in an era where shameless reality shows and celebs are pervasive. 9. Kylie Jenner’s lips (and their critics) . Are they surgically enhanced? Probably not, but Kylie Jenner’s lips look pretty ridiculous. As do the haters who care so much. 8. June Shannon . What else is there to say at this point in time? Besides SIGH. 7. Scott Disick . We legitimately enjoy The Lord and the comic relief he brings to Keeping Up With the Kardashians and the celebrity gossip world overall. Still, though. Dude needs to pull it together before he ruins his life and family. 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 6. Adam Levine . Through no fault of his own, the above-average singer became astonishingly overexposed. The man is literally everywhere at all times. Someone needs to vote him off of The Voice … or the radio … or something . 5. Hank Baskett . Either he hooked up with a transsexual model and tried to may him/her off, got played and set up by one, or made it all up for reality TV. Any of those three options earn the Kendra on Top star a spot on this list. 4. Chris Brown . Even by Chris Brown standards, he had a pretty epic year of generating needless drama and controversy at seemingly every opportunity. 3. Florida Man . If you see a thoroughly ridiculous headline you think has to be from The Onion but is somehow real, chances are good it was Florida Man . 2. Justin Bieber . A former global teen heart throb now morphed into the globe’s biggest douche, this year was the apex of a meltdown years in the making. Hard to top for entertainment, yet at the same time kind of depressing. 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 1. Teresa Giudice . Living beyond her means, being bad at felony schemes and clueless about consequences, living in denial and showing no remorse? Yup. Pretty much the definition of a turkey in our estimation. Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at THG!!!!

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