I have this theory that Jessica Alba is a fucking scam and a horrible mother…. That when she was an actor, she wasn’t good or worthy of her fame or hype…even if that famous bikini pic of her went viral…. Now that she’s a mother, she’s not as good at actual parenting as she is at exploiting the fact that her uterus took a shit a few times in efforts to trap her husband who had dumped her at the time…typical ghetto mexican trash strategy in keeping a man…by launching a brand of baby bullshit that’s making her millions… Here are her nipples to prove it…not that they prove anything, but they are hard…and that’s as good a way to prove a point than any. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is announcing that she’s just landed in Turkey in what is likely the worst shot instagram video in the history of Instagram…. I prefer her HARD NIPPLES
That’s an interesting stunt more buskers should partake in, here’s a pool electrocuting a girl…in Florida, she lived. The Man and his Wild Turkey… The Girl who jumped out of her car before the train hit…
A 10-year old Amish girl named Sarah Hershberger has fled her home, along with her parents, in order to avoid chemotherapy, the family’s attorney confirmed to The Associated Press yesterday. The trio has been engaged in a court battle with a local hospital in Northern Ohio for months after the parents chose to halt medical treatment because they believed it was making their daughter ill. A state appeals court appointed a guardian to take over medical decisions for Sarah last month, but Maurice Thompson says his clients have left their home because they “don’t want Sarah to be taken away.” Physicians at Akron Children’s Hospital say Sarah’s leukemia is treatable, but that she will pass away if unless she receives professional attention. The family, however, would prefer to treat Sarah’s cancer with natural medicines, herbs and vitamins. A court has ruled , however, that the religious belief of parents cannot outweigh the rights of the state to protect a child. Hence, the appointed guardian, with whom the family has had no contact. The parents have appealed the decision to both the appeals court and the Ohio Supreme Court and also plan to file a motion to terminate the guardianship. While the case is being appealed, there are no plans to ask the court to track down the family or force the girl into chemotherapy. “I’m very concerned about [Sarah],” said Clair Dickinson, the guardian’s attorney. Thompson, however, counters that he has been in contact with the family and that the girl’s alternative treatments have resulted in improved energy and even CT scans that show real medical progress.
Happy Thanksgiving, THGers, from our entire family to yours. What would this uniquely American holiday be without family, food, football and appreciation for the things that matter most and what we’ve been given. In THG’s case, that means turkeys … in more ways than one. On this 28th of November, we’re paying tribute to celebs we had the honor and the burden of covering in 2013. We’re talking fowl individuals. Bird brains. You get the idea. Here are our Top 10 Turkeys of 2013 … Who will win THG’s 7th Annual Spencer Pratt Thanksgiving Turkey Award!? 10 (tie). Donald Trump . It’s not a matter of whether he’ll make the list. Just where he falls on it. After a relatively quiet 2013, the Donald takes the #10 spot. 10 (tie). The X Factor . So much hype. Such a mediocre show. 9. Teresa Giudice . Mortgage fraud was so 2005. Who gets in trouble for that anymore? Reality stars who live beyond their means? Okay, makes sense. 8. Twerking . We could’ve put Miley Cyrus on this list, as she certainly ruffled plenty of feathers, we’re going with the “dance” craze that she popularized. Seriously. You can’t unsee that kind of fowl behavior. 7. Rob Ford . A late entrant, but a worthy one. Just when you think you’ve seen it all from public officials, Toronto’s fearless leader lowers the bar. 6. Justin Bieber . Watch this guy’s yearlong meltdown and attempt to act hard is pretty tough to beat for entertainment, yet at the same time disheartening. 5. Farrah Abraham . What a run for the biggest (smallest?) bird brain of the bunch. Farrah Abraham as shameless as Kris Jenner, just less intelligent. Yes, she makes the Kardashian kingpin look smart. 4. Chris Brown . Even by Chris Brown standards, this year was a doozy for controversy, rage, hookups, legal woes, more rage and 24/7 gossip. 3. Obamacare Website . Honestly, Barack. You win the Supreme Court case and the 2012 election and you can’t event make the thing work? 2. Kris Jenner . Call her an entertainment mogul. Call her a “momager.” Call her a she-pimp for her evil spawn, of which there are just so many. By any name, she’s an embarrassment to society. 1. Kanye West . Whether he’s gushing over Kim Kardashian , fighting photographers or likening himself to Steve Jobs (or a slave), ‘Ye is relentless. Just don’t hate on his “art,” people. Bow down. Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at THG!!!!
It has been a while since we’ve done a post on Australian mode l Emily Scott . Last I heard she was djing, but I guess that didn’t work out to well because here she is back in FHM Turkey showing off her true talents. A girl this hot should only be in front of a camera with barely any clothes and not hidden behind two Ipads and a mixing board.
Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey… But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her… The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit… The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey… But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her… The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit… The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’m no foreign language expert, but I do have a lot of experience when it comes to foreign photoshoots, so I’m pretty sure this shoot of Kelly Brook posing in Daisy Dukes with a can of Axe and a Benz is from FHM Turkey . I can also tell you that they need a better Photoshop guy, since Kelly’s clearly not sitting in that car any more than she’s sitting in my bed right now. So next time, if they’re going to use Photoshop, they might as well add a few more busty British hotties in there too while they’re at it.
