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Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrerra is the Stupid Couple of the Day

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always said Audrina was fucking ugly and now you know. It turns out she’s dating Ashlee Simpson’s totally irrelevant ex-boyfriend clown in red pants named Ryan Cabrerra, who I don’t think has ever done or accomplished anything, a reason I can only assume Audrina fell for because she could relate to it, since she hasn’t done anything or accomplished anything either, not that I think she has enough depth to even understand that their connection is based on them both being totally fucking useless, but maybe she us knowing why they are perfect is enough and does and just doesn’t realize it. Matters of the heart motherfuckers don’t always make sense. Pics via Fame

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Taryn Manning is Seriously Gutter of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always thought that Taryn Manning was worth shit. She was ugly in a few movies and the only thing she looked like she was good at was hard fucking drugs and although I look for that bad skin, bags under the eyes, cry of desperation in my prostitutes, cuz they are more affordable, I don’t really look for it in actresses who’s only purpose is to distract me from the shitty movie with their tits and/or sex appeal. I know she’s pretty much irrelevant now, but based on her face in these pictures, it’s safe to say she’s been keeping herself very busy not sleeping, not eating properly and doing a whole lot of hard drugs….not that that’s news, but when you saw this post was on Taryn Manning, you shoulda realized it would be irrelevant, in keeping true to her cuz she’s Projects, you know the kind of pussy you pay for in food stamps.

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Minka Kelly in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Minka Kelly, I’ve heard her name but never really bothered figuring out who she is, but it turns out she’s engaged to Derek Jeter, the star athlete who has fucked pretty much every bitch in Hollywood, probably because when you get herpes from someone, it’s easier to stay with them than to have that awkward conversation with new girls you date, since getting laid is hard enough in the world without having herpes suprises, which I guess also explains why Minka Kelly is airing out her cunt and soaking it in salt water, I hear it’s one of the Doctor’s Books of Home Remedies for the shit….

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Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Her Feet for Creepy Foot Fetishists of the Day

Posted on December 11, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristin Cavallari, someone who is totally useless to begin with, even more useless than the rest of the cast of The Hills, because she wasn’t smart enough to get on that shit when she coulda been the star of the shit, but instead her ego thought she’d get other work, real work, reputable work, respectable work, good work and not bottom feeding work, and it turns out she was wrong, because she crawled back to MTV in what I hope will be the last season of that garbage, that seems to have been replaced with Guidos from Jersey, something a lot more entertaining than this group of cunts, even when they are out showing off their stupid fucking naked foot to all the foot fetishists out there while shopping for shoes….and I’ve already said too much about this twat.

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Rachael Leigh Cook Is Still A Forgotten Hottie

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You’ve probably been wondering what the hell happened Rachael Leigh Cook . Turns out she showed up to the Creative Coalition’s Spotlight Initiative Dinner , whatever the hell that is?

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Christina Ulloa Naked in Californication of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Here’s another low level, hot in her hometown chick who moved to Hollywood to make it as the next Megan Fox because she was the star of her high school and all the local farmboys wanted to get her pregnant and hold her back….making her miss out on her dreams of being famous, so they took their useless misguided ego to the local bus stop and got on the first bust to LA, only to realize that now the big fish in the small pond is a small fish in a big pond and that for every one of her there are 1000 more talented, better looking vaginas, so in trying to not crawl home with her tail between her legs, she decided to take the gig on a big show, even though it was one line and a whole lot of tits and ass bouncing on some old bald dude….amazing….

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Hilary Duff and Fat Ass Carrying her Boots of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The newest trend for celebrity erotica as far as I’m concered is this calf porn without the baby cows. Today’s edition is brought to us by Stuff by Hilary Duff.

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Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.

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Rosa Acosta and Tammy Torres Behind the Scenes of their 2010 Calendar of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosa Acosta is one of those pieces of gutter trash girls who I guess is in Hip Hop videos or some shit because I’ve been hearing her name a lot all because she’s got a stupid fuckin’ ass.

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Anemic Madonna Collapses on Stage in Bulgaria

Posted on September 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour sure is getting a lot of attention as she barnstorms Eastern Europe. But perhaps not the kind she anticipated

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