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Jessica Simpson Is A Phat Hot Mess

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Jessica Simpson may have had a few too many the other night. I’m not talking about chilly cheese dogs either, I mean a few too many adult beverages. Don’t get me wrong, I like my women liquored up, but I need them to at least be able to make it to the car. I find it kind of funny that for the first time in a long time I actually find some pictures of Jessica looking pretty damn sexy again and it turns out she’s hammered. I guess it says more about my taste in women. Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson Is A Phat Hot Mess

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Jessica Simpson may have had a few too many the other night. I’m not talking about chilly cheese dogs either, I mean a few too many adult beverages. Don’t get me wrong, I like my women liquored up, but I need them to at least be able to make it to the car. I find it kind of funny that for the first time in a long time I actually find some pictures of Jessica looking pretty damn sexy again and it turns out she’s hammered. I guess it says more about my taste in women. Enjoy.

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Dina Lohan: My Son Will Act Like a Heroin User

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Dina Lohan: My Son Will Act Like a Heroin User

Filed under: Dina Lohan , Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan ‘s production company is getting ready to shoot a feature film about a group of heroin-addicted kids — and her son will play the lead. Wait … Dina Lohan has a production company? Turns out she does — something called Defiant Pictures is… Read more

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Ali Lohan Modeling for her Sister’s Clothing Line of the day

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Ali Lohan Modeling for her Sister’s Clothing Line of the day

Lindsay Lohan is following her family legacy by exploiting family members for personal gain. Here is Ali Lohan in a campaign for her sister’s 6126 clothing line and I guess it’s only natural that the torch gets passed from one haggard at 24 slut, onto the fresher version who will end up equally damaged, and now is as good a time as any, since the older washed up version is doing time…. I know American men love this underage shit, I just see a girl who probably comes with a lot of headaches and little skills in the bedroom to justify those headaches, but then again, I could legally bang her here, so she’s not the forbidden fruit in the garden of eden, she’s just some whore in training who will eventually hit rock bottom thanks to her rich kid problems that aren’t real problems and her insane family…

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Nathalie Kelley Topless at Burning Man of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Nathalie Kelley Topless at Burning Man of the Day

Her name is Nathalie Kelley, she’s some hippie spiritual weirdo who was in the movie Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. I had never heard of her before today, probably because she’s not really famous, but more importantly, I don’t watch the shitty movies she’s in cuz I’m not a Guido, but it turns out she goes to hippie music festivals in the desert, unfortunatley not in the dessert, cuz I like cake…. But anwya, she was at Burning Man, and she rans around naked with other cracked out, drugged out, weirdos lookin for that spiritual drugged out multiple day rave like this was the 90s….and posted the pics to her Tumblr a few days ago…. Every year I tell myself I’m gonna make my way out to this shit, only because there’s probably a million “Double Rainbow” caliber viral videos with naked tit that will propel me to internet fame and a Microsoft commercial….but instead I just jerk off to the pics… Let’s make this hairy armpitted freak more famous, this attitude deserves famousness cuz I apprecaite her effort and laid back attitude about showing tit for fun…just imagine what she can do for money…I’m thinking handjobs to the right people…maybe even a little tip lickin’ too…I think I am in love….

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TSA: Gaga’s Handcuff — TSA Approved

Posted on September 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Lady Gaga , Celebrity Justice , Fashion , Paparazzi Photo Lady Gaga cleared security at LAX yesterday with handcuffs, and it turns out she’s nobody special … because TSA doesn’t prohibit them. We were pretty shocked … but a TSA spokesperson tells TMZ handcuffs are not on the ” Prohibited Items List… Read more

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Amanda DeCadanet’s Fat Tits of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The unfortunate story behind these pictures is that I was misinformed when downloading and uploading and wasting my time on them becaue I was told she was an ex-supermodel who turned fat and I thought shit was hysterical and good to laugh at, knowing that some of you woulda been into her fat tits, cuz I have known many dudes over my life who only need fat tits to get off and don’t care that the rest of the girl they met off internet chat for a blow job is also fat, so it was like the best of both worlds….you get tits, I get jokes, we all live happily ever after, except maybe the bitch in the pictures cuz looking like that makes living happy a serious challenge….but it turns out she was never a fucking supermodel, she was a photographer who took pictures of supermodels and really whether she was skinny before and fat now makes no fucking difference at all because bitches turning fat is only funny when it is the hot bitch who wouldn’t fuck you or the hot bitch who made a living off being the hot bitch, and not when bitch is just an everyday nobody cuz that’s just depressing and as a man with a fat wife, I feel her husband’s pain..but at least you still get pictures of some fat tits and that’s really all you’re here for…user. Pics via Fame

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Emmy Rossum in Her Leg Warmers of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who the fuck is Emmy Rossum and why is she wearing this shit, but more importantly why is she named after the most coveted award in TV. Were her parents trying to trick her into working in Hollywood at a young age or is it just her nickname..it turns out she doesn’t have parents, she’s from a single mother household, which means one beautiful and amazing thing I can never get enough of….Daddy issues…. I don’t know why she is dressed like some weird Asian circus performer…. all she needs is some balls to juggle….in her mouth…. but it’s not a fetish to me, if anything I hate the shorts over pantyhose bullshit without the stupid leg warmers…so just adding another layer of stupidity to an already stupid outfit is just fucking annoying…. I figure if she had a father, things woulda worked out different for her….you know she’d be a little more stable and wouldn’t try so hard to get old men to notice her… Either way, I dig Jewish pussy when it looks good even in stupid outfits and not like some mutant inbred shit, so here is Emmy Rossum…in a stupid outfit….even though I prefer my daddy issues on stripper poles, showing off their dad-less fuck holes… Pics via Bauer

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Baker from VH1 Real Chance of Love’s Porn Clip of the DAy

Posted on April 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Jazmin Waterz and she is on some gutter VH1 bullhshit called Real Chance of Love 2 which leads me to believe there was a Real Chance of Love 1 and that scares me…. It turns out she did porn earlier on in her “career”….which is no surprise since VH1 seem to be good at recruiting some of the trashiest sluts who were either strippers, hookers, or pornstars in their quest to one day end up on TV, but I never turn my back on a fame hungry bitch giving herself a diddle…..

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Diddy’s Delusional "Wife" Busted

Posted on March 3, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Turns out she don’t know Diddy. A Florida woman claiming to be Mrs. Sean Combs was busted for trespassing after trying to enter an East Hampton home she thought belonged to the rap…

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