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8 Ways Grey’s Anatomy Perpetuated Season-Finale Cliches

Posted on May 21, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Here at Movieline HQ, all anyone can talk about today — besides the suicide-worthy Liza Minnelli “Single Ladies” cover — is the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy . Did you see this thing? For the uninitiated — or for those of you who stopped watching long ago — the hospital was under attack from a crazed gunman who wanted to exact some revenge on McDreamy and his cohorts because they pulled the plug on his brain-dead wife. (Never mind that pesky DNR form.) And what revenge it was: Shocking deaths, many shootings, fake blood by the gallons and more cliches than most series pack into an entire season. Aspiring screenwriters, grab a pencil and take some notes. After the jump, a list of the offenses.

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What’s On: Whole Kitchen Caboodle

Posted on May 21, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Gordon Ramsay’s tying up the second season of Kitchen Nightmares with a traumatizing version of a retrospective. Will knives be hurled? Will faces be eaten? Bien sur! Hopefully the featured restaurateurs will have learned from their last run-ins with Ramsay, who’s revisiting them with the blind hope that they’ve changed their laggard, Yankee ways.

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CW’s Trailers for Hellcats and Nikita: Yay or Nay?

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Cheerleading and espionage: two subjects that should go together more often. Today the CW released trailers for its new pilots Hellcats and Nikita , shows that bring foxy females to the fore and illuminate them in either choreography or gunfire. Join Movieline as we watch the preview videos, “yay” or “nay” both upcoming series, and clap our pompoms if the mood is right.

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Glee’s Porn Parody: Winning XXX-tra Credit with Schue

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You can’t underestimate the porn industry’s amazing reflexes when it comes to satirizing the biggest hits on TV in record time. Glee has barely had a year to enjoy its time in the spotlight, and already the Hustler company has produced This Ain’t Glee , a nekkid adventure where the innuendo behind “New Directions” can finally come to light. Rachel, Schue, Mercedes, and even a yellow-haired version of Sue Sylvester get in on the action. Ready for some high notes?

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About That Time Bret Michaels Suffered a Brain Hemorrhage While Watching Busty Cops 3

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Yesterday, Bret Michaels appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show via satellite to discuss the brain hemorrhage that sent him into critical condition last month. Wearing a freshly pressed navy blue bandanna, the rock star and Celebrity Apprentice contestant solemnly described his injury for the first time: “It sounded like a small handgun went off in the back of my head.” As informative as the segment was, Michaels left out one detail that definitely would have interested Oprah: which porno movie he happened to be watching when he suffered the life-threatening hemorrhage.

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Salahis Attempt 2nd White House Crash

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They’re back! Infamous White House party crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi were stopped by the Secret Service last night when their limo was headed for another state dinner, this one for Mexican president Felipe Calderón. Bravo still hasn’t confirmed that the two are cast members of the upcoming Real Housewives of Washington D.C. , but they’ve supposedly banked a season already, and in the Salahis’ defense, they have to fill their staged catfighting time with something now. [ NYDN ]

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Late Night Highlights: Michael Douglas Romances His Mom’s Friends and Eddie Murphy Dreams of a Birthday Colonoscopy

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The stars of Solitary Man , Get Him to the Greek and Shrek were out en masse during last night’s late night circuit to tell tales of loves lost. Michael Douglas regaled a Los Angeles audience with his own Graduate experience. Russell Brand discussed the weekend he spent with his man crushes and Eddie Murphy remembered the Saturday Night Live icon that he tragically missed during his days at Rockefeller Center. Click through for those clips, as well as the other highlights you missed last night while getting into bikini shape for your Transformers 3 audition.

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The CW Fall Schedule Embraces Logic, Vampires

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Mock The CW if you will, but it appears they have learned from past mistakes. Or at least from the now-jettisoned Melrose Place . The schedule of shows that the Little Network That Really Can’t tossed out for the fall season this morning is filled with smart risks, logical pairings and plenty of demographically friendly content. If only NBC was this clear-eyed in their goals. Alert your teenage daughter and read on for the full schedule.

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TV Bites: Fox Introduces the Kilborn File

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Your 2012 Olympic Mascots: Jolliest. Cyclops. Ever.

Posted on May 19, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Please welcome Wenlock and Mandeville to popcult superstardom, ladies and gents. They’re the newly assigned Olympic mascots for the 2012 games in London, and together, they have enough legs to compete in doubles badminton but only enough eyes for one pair of swim goggles. Adorable! For the more practical Olympic fan, Mandeville can be flipped over and used to open a Corona. The duo’s official back-story — and their other Dreamworks-baiting photos — are as precious, metallic, and weird as you expect.

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