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South Park Casualty Count: Shark Rape and Crack-Addicted Towels

South Park is only halfway through its 14th season and already it has ridiculed every celebrity ever mentioned on the show, received a death threat from a radical Islamic group and been censored by its network . So how, if you are Trey Parker and Matt Stone, do you possibly top that? By tying together an intervention for a crack-addicted towel, an epic anti-Semitic rant, and a sequence in which a shark rapes a disabled child at summer camp. And you name the summer camp Lake Tardicaca. Click through to find out how those controversial parts fit together and which other figures were skewered in last night’s episode, “Crippled Summer.”

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South Park Casualty Count: Shark Rape and Crack-Addicted Towels

Guess Who Said No to Celebrity Rehab?

If you’re a celebrity actor or actress, porn star, retired NBA player, retired professional wrestler, former child actor, former American Idol contestant, son of a Grammy-winning singer/songwriter, model, civil rights figure, or were at any time a member, session musician or roadie for Guns N’ Roses… and you have a substance abuse problem, now is your chance to jump on the Celebrity Rehab bandwagon! Dr. Drew Pinsky is casting the fourth season of his VH1 reality show and so far, all of the big, tabloid-headlining “users” he wanted to treat on camera, have turned him down. Which A and B-list stars could have been the next Jeff Conaway?

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Guess Who Said No to Celebrity Rehab?

Late Night Highlights: Dave Talks Drugs with Courtney Love and a Lost Star Finds His Vanilla Ice

Six years after Courtney Love flashed David Letterman in a drug-addled appearance on the Late Show , the Hole front woman returned to the scene of her crime last night. There to promote her new album Nobody’s Daughter , she apologized to the host before coherently discussing her drug addiction (“lots of coke” is never good, kids) and recovery. That clip, as well as the other highlights you missed while prepping for your first television interview since you were robbed of the Tonight Show , after the jump.

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Late Night Highlights: Dave Talks Drugs with Courtney Love and a Lost Star Finds His Vanilla Ice

Hollywood Ink: Titans! Will! Sequel! (Minus Its Director)

TV Bites: Piers Morgan Has His Eye on You, Barbara Walters

Conan O’Brien to Give Some-Holds-Barred Interview to 60 Minutes

On May 1, one of the terms of Conan O’B rien’s NBC exit deal — that he would agree not to sit for any interviews in print or on broadcast in the wake of his firing — will expire. How eager is O’B rien to then spill his side of the story? He’s got an interview lined up the very next day at 60 Minutes . Still, there’s a catch. Two, in fact.__

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Conan O’Brien to Give Some-Holds-Barred Interview to 60 Minutes

Get the Kleenex: 5 Surprisingly Emotional Moments From The Hills

Tonight, MTV premieres its sixth and final season of The Hills , an iteration that the network has mercilessly teased as the franchise’s cattiest and teariest yet. But before we waste an entire season hoping that Speidi divorces, Audrina finds a boyfriend that is not a complete parasite and a cast member battles an actual addiction (that is not plastic surgery-related), let’s remember back, way back, to when the show had a heart. Cue the milky dissolve.

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Get the Kleenex: 5 Surprisingly Emotional Moments From The Hills

Defiant Joan Rivers Bashes Late-Night Hosts, Insists She is ‘Blackballed’

Joan Rivers hasn’t made much of a secret about her hatred for NBC, from which she says she was banned 25 years ago after striking her doomed late-night hosting deal with Fox. Save for her triumphant return to the network on Celebrity Apprentice , she has been virtually off its air since the Carson era. Furthermore, she told an audience Monday at the Tribeca Film Festival, she’s a late-night pariah across the board. As you can imagine, she wasn’t happy about it.

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Defiant Joan Rivers Bashes Late-Night Hosts, Insists She is ‘Blackballed’

The 13 Craziest Quotes from the Reunion of RuPaul’s Drag Race

Though the second season finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race was great fun, the real action was at the after-party. In the one-hour reunion special, tears were shed, fingers were wagged, gender transitioning was tearfully discussed, and so many bizarre exchanges of dialogue occurred that they might actually benefit from being presented out of context. Thus, here are 13 of the most out-there quotes and conversations from last night’s reunion:

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TV Bites: Jerry Bruckheimer Translates Amazing Race Formula For ABC