I am a fan of vagina. I like all vagina…I have never met a vagina I didn’t like… I like the meaty kind, the inny kind, the big clits, the little clits, the wet kind and the dry kind… I like the stinky kind, the tight kind, the ones I can fist, the ones that taste like pennies, the ones that taste like nothing… I like them on my dick, I like them in my mouth, rididng my face, or on my hands or even humping against my legs, I like them in picture and video….I like them everyway But I really really like them with bush…because bush is the fashion accessory of all vagina, it’s like girls can decorate their pussies like a Christmas tree, or an empty apartment… So as long as there is a vagina…I will be a complete man…not a happy man…but moderately happier now that bush is finally making a comeback…that the hipsters have figured out bald is mainstream and mainstream is lame…because there was a time when bald pussy was the fringe..you never saw it and was exciting, an era where bush wasn’t appreciated the way it should be, but now that it’s been gone, in a don’t know what you have til it’s gone, I’m glad it’s back….. I am just not so excited about it being on Liv Tyler…because who the fuck cares about some love child to Aerosmith Steven Tyler and one of his groupies who ended up finding out about her father at 15, only to have a career made out of it…which I guess is better than how I would treat an illegit child knocking on my door looking for a handout… Either way, here’s her bush anyway..because in the mid-90s, she mattered.. The post Liv Tyler Showed Her Bush in The Left Overs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a fan of vagina. I like all vagina…I have never met a vagina I didn’t like… I like the meaty kind, the inny kind, the big clits, the little clits, the wet kind and the dry kind… I like the stinky kind, the tight kind, the ones I can fist, the ones that taste like pennies, the ones that taste like nothing… I like them on my dick, I like them in my mouth, rididng my face, or on my hands or even humping against my legs, I like them in picture and video….I like them everyway But I really really like them with bush…because bush is the fashion accessory of all vagina, it’s like girls can decorate their pussies like a Christmas tree, or an empty apartment… So as long as there is a vagina…I will be a complete man…not a happy man…but moderately happier now that bush is finally making a comeback…that the hipsters have figured out bald is mainstream and mainstream is lame…because there was a time when bald pussy was the fringe..you never saw it and was exciting, an era where bush wasn’t appreciated the way it should be, but now that it’s been gone, in a don’t know what you have til it’s gone, I’m glad it’s back….. I am just not so excited about it being on Liv Tyler…because who the fuck cares about some love child to Aerosmith Steven Tyler and one of his groupies who ended up finding out about her father at 15, only to have a career made out of it…which I guess is better than how I would treat an illegit child knocking on my door looking for a handout… Either way, here’s her bush anyway..because in the mid-90s, she mattered.. The post Liv Tyler Showed Her Bush in The Left Overs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
L.A. Rapper Tyler Thomas Releases New Video And EP 23-year old Los Angeles rapper Tyler Thomas who has been accruing a steady buzz the last few years since his 2012 release of “Whiskey on the Rocks” which earned him a studio invite from No I.D. Since then he’s released two projects, including 2013’s free EP Higher Learning. Now he’s back with another EP titled ‘Birds I View,’ executive produced by Grammy-winning producers The Stereotypes (we love The Stereotypes!)… Check out Tyler’s EP below: Tyler Thomas’ EP ‘Birds I View’ just dropped this week and it’s available for free download HERE For more on Tyler check out his website ! Hit the flip for Tyler’s “Revolt Live” performances from this week
Cherry Bomb came and went, but Tyler The Creator‘s video for “BUFFALO” should stick in your head for a little while longer. This time, Tyler kicks off…
Dance Moms Season 5 Episode 23 pitted sibling prodigies Maddie and Mackenzie Ziegler against each other in a battle for the ages on Lifetime. Who would prevail, and what would the fallout be? Watch Dance Moms Season 5 Episode 23 Online When Dance Moms Season 5 Episode 23 got underway, the two girls were given solos in the same age category, raising the stakes higher than ever. Sibling rivalry plus typical Dance Moms pressure cooker? In. Tense. The pressure was even higher for Maddie, considering that in addition to practicing her risky tap dance solo, she had a new video with Sia premiering. Abby, for her part, brought in celebrity guest choreographer Travis Payne to teach a routine inspired by vouging, a style the girls aren’t familiar with. Did they catch on quickly enough? And who came out on top? If you watch Dance Moms online , you know all too well that the moms tend to lose their minds when it comes to this stuff. This week was no exception. Mackenzie, 10, won for her jazz/acro routine. Maddie, 12, took second for her tap routine. Their mom, Melissa Gisoni, wept as she embraced the former. View Slideshow: Abby Lee Miller: The Beast of the East (Coast) Maddie was gracious on stage, but behind the scenes, she was less than thrilled with her mom. Maddie summed it up thusly to her parental unit: “Mom, it’s just a stupid competition … you don’t have to cry.” Stupid competition? Yes, but she feels she should’ve won it. “I definitely deserve to beat her, but its OK,” Maddie said. Later, in the dressing room, Melissa attempted to get Maddie to share in her epic joy for Mackenzie, but the older sister was just not having it. “I’m not mad at all!” Maddie said to her mom at that point. “You said, ‘Be happy. Be happy. I’m like, I’m happy! … I AM happy. Just stop it!” The mom had a different assessment after the fact, in any case, when she was asked by Jessalyn Siwa if she felt Maddie deserved to win. “I’m sorry. Mackenzie looked like a 7-year-old on the stage and she looked adorable and sweet and Maddie was fabulous,” Melissa said. Mixed signals much? View Slideshow: 31 Craziest Celebrity Fights
Some pregnancy announcements make you cry, like the one in which a wife captured her husband's reaction inside a photobooth . But others make you laugh, shake your head and simply marvel… such as the one featured here. It stars Jerrad and Machel Green, a couple who has created a nearly-six minute long video that features the mother-to-be singing her way through a number of Britney Spears hits. “Oops I did it again. I took the test, and it's positive,” Machel, who is already the mother to a three-year old son, croons at the outset. The footage continues with an ode to morning sickness to the tune of “Toxic,” and then it jumps to the third month where the pregnant parent is trying to hide her belly from friends during a trip to Target, while singing “Slave For You.” It's safe to say this belongs in our list of Awesome Pregnancy Announcements . “Craziness I tell ya! Thank you all for sharing in our excitement!” the Greens wrote on the Facebook page for their company, Vintage Marquee Lights. “We can't wait to meet our little sweet pea in November! Xoxo”
Jessica Castro of the hit show Married at First Sight is in the middle of a divorce from husband Ryan De Nino, who she says threatened to kill her. Safe to say it’s not working out. Castron filed for a restraining order amid safety concerns after meeting – and marrying – De Nino on the reality show slash social experiment. Her attorney Marc Rapaport says his client is “terrified for her life.” According to the legal documents, Ryan has threatened twice to kill her. Castro, a 30-year-old law firm receptionist, and De Nino, a 29-year-old business consultant, appeared on Season 2. It started out so well. After getting married (at first sight, the show is self-explanatory) in December, they proceeded to live together for several weeks, on camera. The show’s matchmakers have produced some solid marriages, but this wasn’t one of them. They broke up in February, and not amicably. Castro says she caught De Nino cheating on Valentine’s Day, and things unraveled epically from then on, to a downright disturbing degree. According to Castro, he raved, “I will break you into f–king pieces. I will break your dad into pieces. I will make your whole family disappear.” And, for good measure, “your f–king dog-ass sister’s boyfriend.” Then, while taping the Married at First Sight reunion show, De Nino allegedly made a Robert Durst “killed them all” style hot mic confession. According to the petition, De Nino was caught on tape saying, “She’s f–king dead. When I get back to Brooklyn, she’s f–king dead, this girl.” Castro’s attorney added that the nature of the threat was quite “disturbing” in terms of the language chosen as well as the “tone of his voice.” The attorney stated that currently their focus is to keep Castro and her family safe. Kinetic Content, the production company of the show, released a statement to People saying they don’t know the details and cannot comment. “What we can say is that, unfortunately, couples on the show can go through real divorces, and divorce can be difficult,” the statement said. It continued that Married at First Sight provides the “highest hopes” and “best of intentions” for the couples, and major background checks. You can’t get on the show without extensive psychological testing and third party background investigations, the production company says. De Nino must be really good at hiding his inner sociopath. View Slideshow: Celebrity Breakups of 2015
Ray J made a point to remember Tupac Shakur in his own unique way on Tuesday. The man behind the camera (and his fellow participant) in the Kim Kardashian sex tape paid tribute to the later rapper (who would have turned 44 years old yesterday) by dancing with the same Tupac hologram that appeared years back at Coachella. Ray J was able to do so at the Hologram USA showroom, according to TMZ, who notes that anyone can get down with this phony version of Tupac at no charge. That's sort of cool… we guess. What else does Ray J have to do these days anyway, aside from pick up Kim Kardashian Superstar royalty checks? Watch the unexpected dancing duet now.
Miley Cyrus is doing a lot more than talk the walk. She walked the walk last night, attending the amfAR New York Inspiration Gala with Tyler Ford. The singer described Ford on Instagram as follows: “Meet Tyler, a 24 year old living in New York City, and my date for @amfar tonight!!! Tyler is a queer, biracial, agender person, whose pronouns are they/them/theirs.” Cyrus recently created the Happy Hippie Foundation, an organization meant to assist young members of the LGBT community. She’s also opened up a great deal about her own sexuality, telling Paper Magazine that she’s bisexual and honoring Caitlyn Jenner with some unique artwork . Added Miley on Instagram: “Tyler shares about their identity, experiences and hopes saying: ‘My whole life, I was led to believe that there were only two genders. I thought I had to shrink myself to fit into a box that was never going to contain me. “It took years for me to find words for my gender identity, and to feel comfortable expressing myself as I am.” Cyrus and Andy Cohen were honored at the gala for their contributions towards AIDS awareness. On Monday, meanwhile, Cyrus launched “#InstaPride,” a movement meant highlight on Instagram the stories of transgender people. How come? Miley also told Paper that she’s so lucky to be in her position in life that she feels obligated to help others View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos
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