There’s few things I like more than seeing Arianny Celeste in short shorts. Well, other than Arianny in a bikini. Or maybe Arianny in a handbra. Or actually, those personalized selfies I keep asking for. Anyway, until then though, this photoshoot will have to do. So enjoy these shots of the UFC’s hottest ring girl while I keep working on the rest of my wish list.
Arianny Celeste is leaking some behind the scenes of her calendar shoot cuz she’s struggling to stay relevant. I mean there is only so long that a girl can be the den mother of the UFC before the younger hotter ones take over the reins from her. She’s 27 according to her Wikipedia, which means she’s probably 45, and her tits 27. She’s a stripper or show girl, and she’s been doing this since 2006…we call it her lottery ticket… I mean maybe she should be looking at that calendar she’s gonna be half naked in and say to herself “It’s time, I’m old as fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, but people like me, cuz I make an otherwise gay sport straight, and my body is pretty fucking fit, and I’m short and have no talent, there’s nothing else out there for me to do, so ride this til it crashes and fucking burns, until it’s comedic, cuz it’s all I fucking have… How did you like my Arianny Celeste impression? Pretty good right.
Ronda Rousey is the lesbian, who may not actually be a lesbian, but who I saw fight a lesbian, in the first Female UFC match, that I think the lesbian was in on, just to have the chance to scissor with Ronda in public forum, so that people believed her when she told the story at the lesbian bar…which I guess makes Ronda Rousey a gay basher…like Russia. She’s posing in some half naked men’s magazine pics, and it is semi erotic knowing that legally she’s considered a lethal weapon, all trained to kill if she needs to and shit, which would make being her submissive pretty fucking effective, even though powerhouses like this, usually like finding a dude to dom them, and powerhouses like this get off to being punched in the fucking face and locked in cages in the basement so much they made a job out of it. She’s fit, she’s got a body, she’s a killer and I approve.
The great thing about July 4th, besides the fact that it’s a holiday dedicated to grilling, drinking and blowing stuff up, is that it’s also summer’s unofficial bikini holiday. So yesterday, Arianny Celeste and the rest of the UFC octagon girls got together to celebrate their independence from wearing pants in Vegas. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more patriotic. » view all 15 photos Related Posts: Arianny Celeste’s Ultimate Fighter Cleavage Arianny Celeste Picture Moment Arianny Celeste Brings Her Curves Out To Play Arianny Celeste Gets My Attention Photos: WENN.com
The great thing about July 4th, besides the fact that it’s a holiday dedicated to grilling, drinking and blowing stuff up, is that it’s also summer’s unofficial bikini holiday. So yesterday, Arianny Celeste and the rest of the UFC octagon girls got together to celebrate their independence from wearing pants in Vegas. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more patriotic. » view all 15 photos Related Posts: Arianny Celeste’s Ultimate Fighter Cleavage Arianny Celeste Picture Moment Arianny Celeste Brings Her Curves Out To Play Arianny Celeste Gets My Attention Photos: WENN.com
I’ve got another awesome viral video of UFC babe Arianny Celeste stripping down for you guys this week. And this time it has something to do with movie trivia for Pain & Gain , that new movie starring the Rock. To be honest, I don’t really know much more than that, because my computer speakers are broken right now, but luckily, I can confirm that the video is just as good without sound for those of you watching it at your desks. And I’ll let you in on a secret: Arianny strips whether you get the question right or not. So if you’re a movie fan or just an Arianny Celeste fan, check it out. I guarantee it’ll be the best five minutes you spend all day. Related Posts: Arianny Celeste’s Ultimate Fighter Cleavage Arianny Celeste Picture Moment Arianny Celeste Brings Her Curves Out To Play Arianny Celeste Gets My Attention
I’ve got another awesome viral video of UFC babe Arianny Celeste stripping down for you guys this week. And this time it has something to do with movie trivia for Pain & Gain , that new movie starring the Rock. To be honest, I don’t really know much more than that, because my computer speakers are broken right now, but luckily, I can confirm that the video is just as good without sound for those of you watching it at your desks. And I’ll let you in on a secret: Arianny strips whether you get the question right or not. So if you’re a movie fan or just an Arianny Celeste fan, check it out. I guarantee it’ll be the best five minutes you spend all day. Related Posts: Arianny Celeste’s Ultimate Fighter Cleavage Arianny Celeste Picture Moment Arianny Celeste Brings Her Curves Out To Play Arianny Celeste Gets My Attention
Arianny Celeste is some high level stripper who doesn’t need to strip anymore because the UFC was her lottery ticket out of the strip club, but that doesn’t mean that instinctively she isn’t compelled to strip every now and then for old times, or for money like for this website or app company that paid her to be in their viral campaign that is an idiotic concept but that will probably get 1,000,000 views, because the internet is just that easy to win. Despite her bad attitude, ego and silly celebrity based on holding cards up, she’s got a pretty fit as fuck body….and I’ll watch her strip even if it lacks throwing dollar bills at her.
Carly Baker is the new UFC ring girl for Europe, because I guess they are branching out and having more than one event at a time, as part of their multi billion dollar empire, that people are obsessed with, cuz watching dudes beat the fuck out of each other is exciting, you know part of human nature, straight from the Roman Times…and I always just found it really gay, even with the babes they throw into the mix, cuz man on man action is just that….man on man action….gay foreplay… But this weekend I watched the Rhonda Rossi fight and she was fucking hot as she destroyed the lesbian by stunning her with her tits in her face….in what the lesbian treated as clothed lesbian sex…before ripping her fucking arm off…. It was modern, more hardcore, less titty but still enough titty, mud wrestling and I liked it…. So as of today, I am converted and into UFC as long as it features chicks…and they don’t have to be hot chicks…just the vagina in the tapout shorts…makes a huge difference in the grand scheme of things…
UFC girls…..Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer….the silicone used to make the UFC experience less homoerotic…because watching bald dudes grind up against each other half naked in weird wrestling poses….and getting excited about it….is kinda the foundation of gay…something these macho fighting fans probably don’t want to really ever admit they are…so they throw in the diversion…the “it’s not gay if there’s a babe to justify this erection, even if I’m lookin into homies eyes while wacking off”….. Well, they tapped into their showgirl/stripper roots and got into some lingerie to show off their fit as fuck bodies…. for some shoot and this is the video….and it’s hot enough for me.