Her name is Miss Carly Baker….and she is the new Ring Card girl for the UFC, who is making a debut this weekend, and she’s a UK Glamour model…I think….which isn’t too far of a stretch from being a Vegas stripper/show girl with a dream like previous UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste….you know the table dance for the right table that led to this life of luxury all thanks to Dana White being based out of Vegas…. Here are some pics of their new blood….Miss Carly Baker….I wonder if she is as dignified and southern as she sounds…. Serioulsly, she makes me want to hit a luncheon to discuss the rise of the south over some lemonade at the plantation….#fact.
UFC girls are pretty much strippers…you know the typical show girl type who moved to Vegas with big stripper dreams and tight stripper jeans….only to luck out being the vagina in an otherwise super homosexual sport… So our first UFC girl is Edith Labelle – she’s in an amazing lesbian themed video of some UFC ring girl named Edith Labelle teaching some erotic mixed martial arts shit called kimura….and it’s hot like 90s softcore porn…. And here’s some Arianny Celeste in some bikini pics for instagram….cuz she’s the den mother….who everyone loves….
In this light, Brittany Palmer’s got a long ass face….which is too bad cuz I have been endorsing her as the hotter UFC girl who makes the UFC less gay of an experience, you know that simple minded strategy, of sticking some implants in the mix to make the gay sex foreplay less gay sex oriented….you know the distraction….in the gangbang you’re having with your boys to remind you that her pussy is what got you into it and not your boy’s cock slamming it….but maybe she always had this weird looking face and I was too busy staring at her fit amazing body…. Either way, she’s festive and bringing joy to the world, good will towards men and she makes for a good excuse to plug my VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE Tis the season
You probably don’t know who Aiselyne Horgan Wallace is because she is pretty much a nobody and doesn’t matter in the fucking least in the grand scheme of things…. But there was a time, this 33 year old, who has aged horribly, was considered a busty, fake titty, Big Brother staring babe people masturbated to….and I guess I am posting about her cuz I like to see how things have gone so wrong in her bottom feeding life…that even when wearing a see through shirt, I can’t keep my eyes off that fucking chin…. Weird how these things happen… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Mom body has probably never looked this good…here is my favorite Instagram girl who ignores the fuck out of my comments…and who may even censor my comments…like I don’t have feelings…and like my words don’t matter…even if they are praising just how lovely she is….but I don’t let it get me down, cuz girls have been ignoring me and pretending I don’t exist for the last 4 decades…and not only am I used to it…it makes masturbating to them more fun, passionate and angry…. She’s in a bikini, in St Barts, for Victoria’s Secret, cuz I guess they have a compound there, and I guess that’s what Victoria’s Secret models do, which I guess isn’t all that exicting, but it’s better than looking at fat mom’s at the coffee shop gossiping and talking about how their stitches from their birthing pussy haven’t dissolved yet…or about their love for the cakes they are eating…you know…typical mom shit isn’t this good…so I am glad mom Ambrosio in her bikini happened this past weekend…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
There was a UFC in Vegas this past weekend…and Arianny Celeste came out cuz it is her job….you know to make the UFC feel less gay than watching two men mud wrestle without the mud is….you know with her fake tit cleavage in tow….hosting parties at Vanity Nightclub, where just 4 years ago she’d go see her favortie DJs play after her long shift at the stripclub she worked at, you know the same place Dana White, UFC Billionaire recruited her from….and I figure…I’ll post her titties from her instagram for you Arianny Celeste loving weirdos who don’t realize you’re gay. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
News the former UFC fighter lost his house to the fire followed what may be a run of bad luck for Hallman, who in October was cut from the UFC after failing for a second time to make weight ahead of a scheduled fight with Thiago Tavares. At the time, Hallman commented: “They are cutting me … Dana [White] gave me my show and win pay to help me deal with the mountain in front of me. Now I have to go make weight a couple times on the regional circuit. I’ll be back to the UFC though, I always am.”
The continuity mistakes range from 007 star Daniel Craig#39;s lace-up shoes changing to slip-ons during a train fight scene to a missing train stop during a journey on the London Underground. Other grave errors, reported to website MovieMistakes.com, include a handbag disappearing after it is placed on the floor by Dame Judi Dench, and fluctuating levels of whiskey in a glass poured by Javier Bardem#39;s villain Silva. One picky contributor noted, “There are mistakes in every film but some goo
I don’t know why Maxim decided to give Arianny Celeste the cover of their latest issue because Brittney Palmer ‘s photoshoots have been blowing her spreads out of the water. Here’s Brittney in the same issue and if these shots don’t cause your pants to stretch, I don’t know what will. I’m in love with this UFC ring girl and she’s more than welcome to give me a rear naked choke any day of the week. I’ll even pay.
Can aliens be bigger drama queens than vampires? Next spring will tell. With the last installment of The Twilight Saga opening this weekend, Summit Entertainment has begun priming Twi-Hards for its next Stephenie Meyer project, The Host , which hits the big screen on March 29. The scenario laid out in the trailer bears some similarities to early Twilight , except the roles seem reversed. Melanie Ryder ( Saoirse Ronan ) and Jared Howe ( Max Irons ) comprise the Bella Swan-Edward Cullen core of the story, but in this case it’s Melanie who is altered — by an extraterrestrial, not supernatural force. (It’s unclear whether that means Jared plays a really passive dude in the picture.) Parasitic aliens are using humans as hosts to take over the planet — steely blue irises are the giveaway that a person has been infected — and Melanie, who, with Jared, is part of a rebel group fighting back against the invasion, eventually becomes one of them. Or does she? Meyer’s book is about how Mel, who remains partially conscious, fights back against the parasite controlling her body using her emotions and memories and eventually forms a bond with it that could help save the human race. (Cue dramatic score.) As you might expect from a Meyer novel, romantic complications, angst and action scenes ensue. Andrew Niccol , who directed the 1997 sci-fi gem Gattaca, helmed The Host , so my expectations are higher than usual, but I hope the movie isn’t as exposition heavy as this trailer. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
