In very very important news…Eliza Dushku got a hair cut.. If only it was 2001…when she was the only ED we had to deal with… That’s all I have to say about that… The post Eliza Dushku New Hair Cut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Misty Copeland is a pretty amazing and celebrated American dancer who is ripped, fit and flexbible…but also famous on instagram…which is the key to all things in this world, I mean being a fit, flexible and celebrated ballerina doesn’t fucking matter without that instagram following… Well…she looks good…all disciplined and well trained and angelic….flexible and busty and she’s art in what I’d consider a dying art…when was the last time you heard of anyone talking ballet, going to the ballet..but that doesn’t mean Misty Copeland isn’t the hottest ballerina around..despite probably being the only ballerina around…no one does ballet unless they are rich kids who are 5-7 years old… If you’ve got a communist Russian fetish, this may speak to you, because Russian women could only escape communism if they were the best of the best ballerinas, pulled out the communist ghetto…and trained 18 hours a day from the age of 9 months…you know get them when they are babies…and start making them flexible… I don’t know, but I’ve fucked a dancer once…it was amazing…she was more of a stripper…but still a dancer don’t hate…sure she had a meth problem and three half black babies but she was still a fucking dancer…not just a fucking stripper fucking me… but she was professional trained, I think she even had a master’s degree in it…but I didn’t ask…because I don’t pay to have conversation…but stripping is where ballet classes usually take you… Anyway, these pics are hot…if you factor in her big tits…and strength…stamina…and gracefulness.. The post Misty Copeland Dancing Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Misty Copeland is a pretty amazing and celebrated American dancer who is ripped, fit and flexbible…but also famous on instagram…which is the key to all things in this world, I mean being a fit, flexible and celebrated ballerina doesn’t fucking matter without that instagram following… Well…she looks good…all disciplined and well trained and angelic….flexible and busty and she’s art in what I’d consider a dying art…when was the last time you heard of anyone talking ballet, going to the ballet..but that doesn’t mean Misty Copeland isn’t the hottest ballerina around..despite probably being the only ballerina around…no one does ballet unless they are rich kids who are 5-7 years old… If you’ve got a communist Russian fetish, this may speak to you, because Russian women could only escape communism if they were the best of the best ballerinas, pulled out the communist ghetto…and trained 18 hours a day from the age of 9 months…you know get them when they are babies…and start making them flexible… I don’t know, but I’ve fucked a dancer once…it was amazing…she was more of a stripper…but still a dancer don’t hate…sure she had a meth problem and three half black babies but she was still a fucking dancer…not just a fucking stripper fucking me… but she was professional trained, I think she even had a master’s degree in it…but I didn’t ask…because I don’t pay to have conversation…but stripping is where ballet classes usually take you… Anyway, these pics are hot…if you factor in her big tits…and strength…stamina…and gracefulness.. The post Misty Copeland Dancing Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff posted a picture of her kissing her boyfriend and trainer Jason Walsh…. JASON WALSH -Missouri born. Live/Work Los Angeles. I train people. Here’s a pretty great story of a fitness dude who moved to LA, probably to be an action star, no one moves to LA unless they have hollywood dreams or they want to be around hollywood dreams…only hollywood dreams didn’t come true the way they were supposed to, despite his great personality…so hollywood dreams had to come true another way…and that way was by being a fitness trainer to the stars…stars like Hilary Duff, who has a rockin’ fit body…all thick and strong…and it really could be 400 pounds…this dude would still be up in it…because of basic K-Fed hustle….you find that diamond…that earner…that girl…you stick to it….because she’s Hilary Duff…. Brilliant hustle…sometimes not being rich and famous in LA is the angle to use to get these rich and famous girl that want anything but a rich and famous dude…because rich and famous dudes are bigger bitches than their female counterparts… The post Hilary Duff Kissing her K-Fed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am amazed by this video, not because Nicki Minaj and her disgusting fake ass is jiggling for an audience, but the fact that people like her music or her bullshit personality or character she created when fat – to be the black clown crumping version of Lady Gaga…before somehow being told how to Kim Kardashian herself, and thus attempt to be “hot”…with fake asses, faces, and everything else that’s going on here…that looks like an identity crisis on Halloween…everyday of the week… Seeing her twerking that fuck implant..is just fucking weird…and if anyone gets off to this…you’re a bunch of sick fucking people…who would likely be able to get off to a half inflated beach ball, or warmed up watermelon…something I’m sure Nicki Minaj pretends to be into..so you think she’s actually black in spirit and not just in color, because otherwise it’d be exploitative.. If you’re more into Ashanti giving up on life in a bikini becaue you’re allowed to be fat….here you go…and that is your disappointing Black Performers for White people update of the day.. The post Nicki Minaj Twerking in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
1- Great White Shark Breaks Diving Cage 2- Slow Motion Video of a Kid Puking at the Fair 3- South African Student Thinks Science is Racist 4- McLaren Owners Use Their Car to Light Cigarettes 5- World’s First Space Airliner 6- EVERY TOM CRUISE RUN EVER – EXCEPT FROM THE BATH HOUSE ASS FULL OF SEMEN – THAT ONE IS KEPT PRIVATE VIA VIDEOSTHATSUCK The post Weekend Edition of VideosTheSuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assume anyone who visits this site knows who Charisma Carpenter is…we are just that pathetic… Well, the amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter isn’t that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…and Buffy the Vampire Slayer was their fucking jam…so she’s like some some fucking golden pussy they The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 45, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini…all half naked and casually spread eagled…what a naughty girl…you naughty girl… The post Charisma Carpenter in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that she almost died doing….before landing a movie role in the Fifth Element….a movie that people still dress up as for Halloween… My memory of Fifth Element is getting a fucking handjob in a drive in theatre by some fat chick – thinking – why couldn’t I be getting a hand job by that orange haired goddess…only to imagine orange hair on this pig giving me the handjob – giving me a visual of a terrifying Ronald McDonald’s if he actually ate McDonalds vibe – before clowns were terrorizing people in the USA….they were terrorizing me… I still came on her and ended up marrying her…so in ways the Fifth Element and Milla Jovovich ruined my fucking life…and I guess ruined hers by having a bunch of kids…but here she is now..VOGUE UKRAINE…making moves like old times… The post Milla Jovovich for Vogue Ukraine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joanna Krupa is hot…shameless….fully naked on her instagram…but hot…and I guess when that’s all you’ve had going for you, all you’ve ever done in your career, no matter how stereotypical hot you are, or how lame your fake tits are, you have no choice but to maintain it as long as possible and show it off as long as possible – because the people who care, who are already following and sucked into her, only want this shit from her…and the people who don’t know she exists, the majority of people, who have never heard her name sure as fuck won’t be jumping on now…it’s near the end of the line and the audience that’s there is the audience that will be there til death of til her sex appeal dies…there’s nothing that will make her get famous now, she peaked now it’s maintaining…and this is what they want…Old lady that is still hot ass…maintaining… The post Joanna Krupa Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck. Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex. Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .