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Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence… Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie… The fact is…she looks good…. Here are screenshots…. Here are screenshots from her upcoming shitty movie… Her ass is great…like the girl in leggings I followed for three blocks this morning…but way older…how did this happen… The post Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day

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Ariel Winter is overrated and oversized – but she’s wearing the shorts every girl under 25 – with her full ass exposed, in my time these were called panties….there were barely any thongs and you’d see less ass cheek than this when you were fucking a bitch…but today it is called style, style that doesn’t restrict chubby girls from participating, its one of those should be self regulated – but when you’re over celebrated and paid – you just assume your pervert fans what to see this – and they do, they’ve been watching you grow up on TV and feel like they know you – and in knowing you – showing ass cheek is the only way to keep them involved… I just see this ending at 340 lbs in the next 10 years when her show is canceled, but like all 18 year olds, worth fucking before they get too broken and bloated – even if a life in entertainment has already broken this one…she’s not so bad yet…but she’s not so good either.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She did it again – Later that Night….shorts too short…shorts too tight…shorts…too good…shorts…that would look better than TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Pandering as she Whistles of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale wanted to demonstrate how she whistles for her fans…you know the creepiest fucking dudes who obsess over women who have been in movies ever… I don’t know why she draws in the weirdos, but I do know that this picture probably destroys them in their testicles and makes them shit themselves thanks to the rupture / rapture that happens to their prostate…and spending their life sitting / gaming / doesn’t do good things to prostates… That said, she knows exactly what she’s doing – the cocktease – the aggressive cocktease – like every girl I’ve ever talked to or seen that hasn’t let me fuck her…those temptress whores.. Yeah – whistling…not looking like she’s sucking her juices off a set of fingers – before being forced to gag on those fingers while getting slammed – whistling is all I see in this pic…HARLOT!!! The post Kate Beckinsale Pandering as she Whistles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Birthday Ass of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This family is such fucking garbage…but they are masters of illusion, the David Copperfields of our generation, because they have managed to use some science, make-up, medical procedures and strategic hustle – to convince millions of people that they hot… Moving fat from her 18 year old gut, to her ass, to make some weirdly shaped non-human human, something her family is into, they are all fucking monsters… Yet…brands pay them millions and millions of dollars….why can’t brands just say no…cut them off…and move society and humanity forward. I mean it’d make for an interesting scrambling I’d like to see from the family…trying to fix what is broken…but instead – everyone keeps giving them what they want and they continue to give me nothing I want…not with them, or not with all the other young sluts that now look like this…it’s fucked… The post Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Birthday Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Smith posted this old TEAM USA picture for the Olympics, where TEAM USA t-shirts seems to be a hipster photoshoot a few years ago, and the trend this Olympics is for these low level models – who have miraculous become relevant models thanks to their titty modeling – putting their early titty work out there…works for me…what doesn’t work for me is Ashley Smith. She’s one of those too cool for everyone model hipsters…and when I used to leave romance on her instagram she just ignored and possibly blocked me and it would have hurt so bad – if I had feelings and if she wasn’t someone who I can get everything I want out of – with pics she posts – like this… The post Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Garbage Can Kylie Jenner Turns 40 of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner is a puppet for her egotistical, materialistic, shameless, whore of a mother – who is living her dreams through the kids that have been shat out of her massive, very fucking massive, it’s gotta be massive vagina… The kind of woman who attracts trannies and men who kill their wives – while dating a wallet…who can only instil shitty morals and values in her uneducated, vapid, money making garbage kids – who for some reason is “famous” or an “influencer” which is code for bullshit, because bitch doesn’t do anything but hang around, jack up her face by stapling flesh to it, looking 40, all dumpy and porny, which has created a trend that you’ll see if you leave the house of other 18 year olds looking this dumb as fuck…and the whole thing has no value, substance..but shit can move sneakers and lip liner… She’s in a bikini, because that’s what whores do, and you can’t really blame her for being born into this, and riding what everyone wishes they had, you can only blame her for not killing herself yet….but it may happen, they can’t be this relevant forever…and dealing with that rejection will destroy her…let’s help destroy her…she’s their golden ticket…we need her and her doughy clown vibe eliminated happy birthday to me A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Aug 10, 2016 at 7:00am PDT The post Garbage Can Kylie Jenner Turns 40 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Jenneke is Going to Rio of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I forgot about Michelle Jenneke, I mean hurdling is not really in my day to day thought process – and a girl who had a cute dance in her warm up before doing some hurdles back in 2012 – isn’t quite enough visibility for me to really give a fuck, and even now, when we are knee deep in Rio, I don’t give a fuck, but she’s been posting slutty Australian uniform selfies, and that’s the line of work I’m in…I am a believer in all things slutty – especially when it is topical….even if this athlete isn’t as hot as she looked in that warm up video, she’s still fit as fuck and accomplished which is more than we can say for all the other whores I actually follow on this social media bullshit… I guess what I’m saying is – this is what puts me in more of they Olympic spirit – when Female Rugby has made the Olympics un-jerk-off-able… 9 days! #Rio2016 A video posted by Michelle Jenneke (@mjenneke93) on Aug 7, 2016 at 5:01pm PDT The post Michelle Jenneke is Going to Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pussy definition is one of my favorite things…even when it comes on Taylor Swift like all the dudes she’s had sex with and pretended were her boyfriends because it seems less slutty and is great for marketing and selling new albums…because people are morons who believe anything because they want to believe and it distracts them from their own shit lives…not that they are that emotionally invested in this con…. Now I am not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I feel like she did this on purpose because she likes when people look at what may be a very nice looking pussy on a skinny girl, a coinslot, a slit, hungry to be fed, or maybe just easily penetrated due to use… Either way…looks good to me, probably her best look…I like that shes trying so hard to be a sexual icon…when she’s such a lanky weird virgin acting whore…it’s what fetishes are made of…K-Fed fetishes mainly…but she’s not broken enough to let that happen, she’s a fucking empire, and evil fucking empire..the worst…but good cameltoe girl..much better than my high school lunch lady who taught us what cameltoe was thanks to her 6 kids and very tight jeans…that girl could cameltoe snow pants those pussy lips were so big…and fun to look at eating baked fries and hot boiled chicken…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leven Rambin Parrack See THROUGH Top of the Day

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I am going to assume that you don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack, but then again, I also assume you are a socially awkward, unemployed loser, who has a lot of time looking up girls on TV, or movies, using the IMDB list of relevant actors to find jerk off material…it’s not your fault it’s a fetish..and I could be wrong about you, maybe you’re rich and awesome and get laid and come here to feel better about yourself…so you could know who Leven Rambin Parrack…but I don’t…I am sure I’ve done posts on her before – but can’t be too sure – this is all on repeat… Well she’s been on TV since she was 13, whored out properly, and the reason you probably know her, being unemployed and weird, is that she was on All My Children, as a child, you liked that…and now she’s in a see through dress… The post Leven Rambin Parrack See THROUGH Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day

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French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids… I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France….but I am sure the French are up to speed on the American Bikini wax and Laser treatment…without realizing how hot bush is… The post Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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