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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

Posted on August 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Munn in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve made fun of Olivia Munn in the past – because I have nothing better to do with my pathetic life – and that’s how I fill my days… I was angry that her hustle actually worked. Her goal of becoming an actor before social media whoring existed – meant she had to whore out another way – and she whored out on Attack of the Show, which was on a now defunct nerd/gamer network, a show on everyday – that actually featured this site more than once, and I just thought it was pandering. I thought “nerds can’f fall for this accessible babe – pretending to be accessible – who is clearly not going to fuck with them unless they were the founder of snapchat, or similar, which probably happened a lot, because who the fuck else would watch that G4TV shit… I just hate seeing nerds get taken advantage of in all their nerd social awkwardness, but now that I’ve learned that nerds are actually egotistical narcissists with superiority complexes, who are evil, let babes take advantage of them, it’s not like they’re doing shit to help me…. So seeing her in a bikini, now as an actor in big movies, is like a fucking win…she went in for the kill and killed, and all it took was these titties… I am not admitting to be a fan, but I like the hustle… The post Olivia Munn in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s New Titty Side Profile of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift’s got some tits…. I wonder how that happened for her, or why that happened for her, maybe she got into eating fast food or hormones in her food, or maybe she finally hit puberty….but I like to think she’s an emotionally stunted terrorist who in her sexual deviance she sings about as dumb songs about childish schoolyard love – since it’s marketable….she’s actually into very ADULT sex and party of that is growing out some tits….at the plastic surgeon’s office to feel as sexy as her model friends or the porn she’s addicted because tits are back in style, guys like tits and all the models have tits…so peer pressure trying to fit in by not fitting into her bra…has to be what this is about… Good tits are only 10,000 dollars. Taylor Swift made 175 million dollars last year, which is probably more that 175 million dollars, which is about 500,000 dollars a day, but you have to factor in money she’s made off all her previous years, which is a lot of dollars the last 6 years….probably over 500 million that at 10 percent ROI is another 50 million a year….what I’m saying is bitch can afford tits…so she’s likely got tits…because her whole backstory is whore and everyone knows anyone who isn’t a cancer survivor getting tits is a whore..at least according to me as I stare at their tits….thinking the only reason they got those tits was to make dudes cum faster…good girl.. They are all trying to brainwash us…devil women… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s New Titty Side Profile of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…is the only thing you can really say about Natalie Imbruglia, as a one hit wonder – that’s all the world knows of her – not that she gives a fuck, that was the era of cashing the fuck in in the music industry and that song has carried her to the riches….around the world…a life of luxury and able to retire at 27…. She’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying..but I guess in the 90s when she mattered, he was on friends and that alone made him matter…it was his one hit wonder in his own right – giving them something to discuss and people who fucked the system… I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but I remember her being cute and at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome substantial…. I know, Australian women are hot, until they turn 25 and dry up into some shrivelled raisin white trash thanks to the hole in the ozone layer…I guess she hid inside on her pile of money….but at 41, maybe the only thing trying up is her fertility….and with a body like that…menopause is a hot concept, the contraceptive that is normally not of champions – but rather old bitter married people… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell Nipple of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Stella Maxwell has mastered the modeling industry…or at least the PR aspect of the modeling industry…and the stategic friends and fucking within the industry to land a solid contract in the modeling industry…one that pays more than most pay….because it’s some mall brand bullshit that makes a lot of money and needs girls to spokesmodel the shit like they are at a car show – but rather a panty show… She was an awkard looking hipster model in NYC who shot naked with people like Terry Richardson, PRE TIT JOB – LOOK HOW UNEVEN THEM TITS WERE because she was eager and positioned herself, but somehow became friends or signed with the agency that Victoria’s Secret uses, then she made out or fingered Miley at Miley’s media peak for the paparazzzi…and all of a sudden she’s feminine, attractive, easier to look at…and topless in whatever this soft, beauty shoot is for…complete with nipples.. Good immigrant stealing American Jobs…reminding you that breast implant lives matter… The post Stella Maxwell Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone is Naked for Vogue Italia of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, but she’s slowly redeeming herself, despite being an old divorcee, thrown away by her husband because clearly she is garbage, got fat and I guess like all divorces, it was a reality check for the woman who gave up for her husband to get her life back, to take charge of her existence, to go back to being the independent woman who can now fuck freely knowing she did the marriage thing and it sucked….and in Lara Stone’s case it means bringing those big tits back out for fashion I am not a fan of her, she is the enemy of the site, but I like tits…tits in the park, tits in a shirt…tits for Vogue, tits for my mouth, tits for ganngbang throat fucking porn, I’m easy…(and so is Lara Stone) The post Lara Stone is Naked for Vogue Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Work Day Posing with Bras for Victoria’s Secret

Posted on August 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Martha Hunt is one of the celebrated Victoria’s Secret models – which is just a testament to how thirsty dudes are and how we’ll go nuts for any girl who is half naked, and when they are paid to be half naked, they’re even more legit to go nuts for, like they are so good at it – they are pro and people pay them…which is a logic that doesn’t apply to crackwhores who give 10 dollar blowjobs and get paid consistently for 10 dollar blowjobs all day….weird… Victoria’s Secret is a mall brand, a cheesy mall brand, with cheesy overpriced sweatshop made shit, but people think it is credibility, or since it is in every mall – it must be good – and the spokemodels they cast are the hottest women ever.. But whenever I see these girls on their work days – because each contract has work day commitments, they make 750,000 a year for this, showing up to a store 4 times a year is a small trade off – all while posing with bras like they are working a tradeshow…I am reminded how bootleg and bottom feeding and most importantly uninteresting, but rather money grubbing and fame hungry they are….and despite winning, they are the losers, the rich, hot bodied, well paid, traveling the world in luxury, barely working…losers….which I guess means they aren’t losers at all…and maybe the guy talking about them is the loser….IMPOSSIBLE (totally possible, in fact I can vouch for it being fact)… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE How about some of the catalog pics you used to jerk off to – that look the same with a new cast of characters… TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ADRIANA LIMA CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ROBOT LAB JOSEPHINE SKRIVER CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ROMEE STRIJD CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF TAYLOR HILL CLICK HERE The post Martha Hunt’s Work Day Posing with Bras for Victoria’s Secret appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Throws Fiance’s Phone and He Wrestles Her of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is a total fucking crazy person, so this video of her angrily throwing her fiance’s phone out of their jeep on vacation is hardly as bad as she gets. I have personally dealt with a low level of Lohan’s crazy jealous rage and it is terrifying. It was many years ago and somehow she got my phone number and thought I had banged one of her lesbians, which led to a year of random crazy, delusional, insane messages – that I never published and don’t have anymore, but can assure you were fucking nuts…and amazing…because I love Lohan and didn’t want to expose her…..and really felt bad for her because of her level of crazy… So seeing her boyfriend wrestle her for his phone in video – is way better than it looked in the pictures from the same video…her ass everywhere…but clearly – any Lohan relationship will be dysfunctional, abusive, psychotic, violent and crazy as fuck….but I love lohan and her level of crazy…it’s so hot to me…she’s a goddess Either way, here are two spoiled brats wrestling for a phone she thinks he’s cheating on her with…so good. The post Lindsay Lohan Throws Fiance’s Phone and He Wrestles Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out. She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt… The post Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

es I prefer… Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely… Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is…. And now…she gets to post bikini pics, proving she showers, that once cured of addiction, showers happen, but more importantly proving she’s not fat and sloppy, and proving tI was right all along in thinking I want to tongue her ass…because I want to tongue her ass…even if it tastes more like soap…that rotting flesh and fec The post Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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