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Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Casey Batchelor is a chubby, big titty UK Glamour model who went onto really important things like UK Celebrity Big Brother because they needed the tits to get the ratings….tits get hits… Which I guess makes her the Charlotte McKinney of the UK, only the UK has dozens of these girls, they need them to marry soccer players, while the US only has one Charlotte McKinney…a set of barely famous, barely talked about tits, who snuck onto TV via the right scam…because before McKinney, who may not be the first non-famous, unaccomplished person to end up on a tv show being called a star, but the most recent….and the one who really hadn’t done anything… That’s not to say Casey Batchelor is as useless, but I assume she is…and here she is on Vacation… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day

Adriana Lima fans are hanging onto the memory of Adriana Lima as hard as Adriana Lima is, and collectively, are pretending she’s not old, chubby, boxy…and built like a mom, and if you tell people, they will deny it and tell you you’re the crazy one, even though you’ve seen her in photoshoots, and live walking on runways and all the other bullshit that Adriana Lima does in her overpriced career, seeing as I can find hotter 20 year olds than her 35 year old body to get naked for 100 bucks, while she charges 100k to leave the house…which is probably just another part of the spell she’s cast on people..making them believe she’s better than she is…. But on a positive note, she’s been doing this 2 decades, knows her angles and still has tits to distract from her midsection….before casting that spell and stealing your soul with her eyes…it’s some Brazilian Voodoo spell…or something… The post Adriana Lima From the Right Angles for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day

I guess Kylie Jenner takes Christmas very fucking seriously, because during the Christmas Holidays, I’m guess on BOXING day, she got a red colored tattoo that reads some variation of the word “Santa”….only she spells it “’sa-ne-te”… Nothing screams having your childhood stolen from you – like having a Christmas obsession so deep you get the shit tattooed on you. Maybe her dad was too busy applying make-up, or attaching elastic bands to his dick, to climb down the Chimney for the family….and Maybe her sister, the Sasquatch no one wanted to touch used to crawl into her bed at night and make her do dirty things, as the weird sister in the family does…I had one that used to make me mount her and rub her erotically… Or maybe, just maybe “’sa-ne-te” has nothing to do with Christmas at all, and the red and the fact it’s on Christmas holiday is just a coincidence, and somehting so detailed, thought out, and special enough to get inked on her has been planned for years… What it doesn’t change is the fact that Kylie Jenner is a doughy, weirdly shaped monster, who if you see her in person, looks like she’s got an inch of make-up over random meat stappled to her face…but people are obsessed with all things famous, even talentless things, therefore…she exists. The post Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daphne Groeneveld for Vogue Korea of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is not a Kardashian, yet she’s getting modeling work in prestigious magazines Like Vogue, who are normally all about the clickbait and who use the Kardashians to get the clicks, but maybe Vogue Korea is different…and they take anyone they can get because it’s Korea and Koreans don’t know better…or maybe not ever model needs to be a Kardashian to get work these days…and amazing faces like Daphne Groeneveld are allowed to exist, prosper, make big money, and most importantly…find a rich guy to knock her up…which I guess is a different world than the one I’m in, but I don’t mind staring at her pics to remind me that the fat strippers I pay 10 dollars a song to…are actually the garbage I am treating them like… You can see her nipple in one of the pics….that excites me…because I am pathetic… The post Daphne Groeneveld for Vogue Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a couple holiday pics to her instagram, I guess she’s shooting a video, or maybe she’s just so tumblr artist weird that she does this shit in her house with her latch on friends because they are so weird and different all while being the fucking same… I guess I don’t hate what Miley has contributed to the world, in her getting naked ways, but I do think it’d be a more interesting artist statement if her instagram Christmas themed pic were a little more about her shitting out candy canes and/or gingerbread men..in close up pictures of her anus decorated as Santa’s village… Ya know… The post Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Christmas Tongue of the Day

Nothing like a 40 year old playing an 18 year old because it is good for business…playing up the whole Christmas Spirit, with snow on her tongue doing snow angels….because this is what people want to see…a girl living the life of an Old Navy ad. She’s the new Loham redheaded hot body exploited by her parents even though she looks old enough to be a parent of an 18 year old…playing up the media while getting work…even though we all know it will come crashing down when either she gets fat from a food addiction and slower metabolism…or drug addiction where she gets to the point in cocaine where she bloats out and not thins out…which happens to all real coke heads dealing with their deep rooted problems… Fascinating analysis…when really I just want to watch her anal… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe for Love Magazine of the Day

I am very into Daisy Lowe…I don’t really know why, there’s just something entertaining about her and her massive scenester tits..maybe it has to do with finding out that she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter well into his marriage to Gwen Stefani, furthering strain on their now dead relationship, that I’m sure Gavin Rossdale doesn’t miss because he prefers his trannies to still have their dicks… Right…. It could also have to do with her being famous for being a famous scandal, before it was cool to be famous for being the product of a famous person’s one night stand….and she’s always had the right level of daddy issues to make her naked in most of her campaigns and shoot..which may not be shocking or exciting today…since everyone gets naked for free…but that is still pretty magical.. Either way, she’s part of Love Magazine’s calendar for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas every year…and she’s glorious.. The post Daisy Lowe for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Racist Kim K Emoji of the Day

So Kim K released her own Emoji Keyboard…I am going to assume 3 million people bought them for 2 dollars a pop…emoji is the thing everyone is doing because the younger generation hates words, but trashy, played out, Kardashian trash with their middle fingers with diamond, Yeezy shoes, a polished pair of testicles, tooth whitened smile, or the cream covered peach and black card…..get’s there retard, pop culture point across…. There are also bubbles that say “basic”….and pot leafs….and a weird tit flash and stripper poles….cultural appropriation…if the culture she’s appropriating is mall brand commercial rap music… You know take the girl who makes millions upon millions of dollars for being a spoiled rich kid, turn her “urban” because she’s married to a rapper and remind the world that everything is fucking Disney, even pulled down panties and the masses just eat it up… The Kim k emojis need to punch themselves in their Caitlyn Jenner dick….. I guess what I am saying is all I want for Xmas is for Kim K to die. The post The Racist Kim K Emoji of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day

It’s hard to get excited over anything that Pam Anderson is involved in, she’s old, she’s tired, her breasts are still stupid looking, and I was done jerking off to her in the late 90s…. Luckily she had Miley Cyrus to help carry her in hometown concert, these Canadians never fully capable of leaving their maple Syrup sucking ways..especially after being cured of Hepatitis..not that that is related, but it means she’s not dead yet and in not being dead…why not walk around Miley’s show in a one piece to discuss issues like saving the whales…a cause I support..becuase Marine Mammals are fucking amazing..even when Pam Anderson is not… But I guess the point of her doing this was to draw attention to herself, she knows as well as us that hse’s old and not what she was, she has to look at all the wrinkles and new discoveries of aging everyday – before getting plastic surgery to try ot fix it… And why not do it with Miley, a lost girl just trying to find her voice, her place and doing it in the silliest, sexualized, fun way…. Good times, but irrelevant times. The post Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato in Sex of the Day

Here’s a Youtube video featuring pictures of Demi Lovato and her boyfriend Fes from That 70s show making out in St Barths as people do for the paparazzi when they want to be talked about… I don’t know why they want to be talked about, or maybe it’s just Demi Lovato trying to promote her thick body and celebrate it in a “Look, I can keep my man, despite being fat”…because she’s like a lesbian and he’s like a homo and the two combined probably fuck everyone..why else would they keep this alive… I don’t like or care about Demi Lovato…I couldn’t tell you one of her J.Lo inspired “Cater to latinas and fat chick because they are loyal and it means you don’t have to work out”…songs… But they exist…and she makes bank…so YAY!… The post Demi Lovato in Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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