Selena Gomez posted a bikini pic to celebrate 2016….in some tropical setting with some average looking dumpy girls because they make her feel prettier…girls we can assume are her hired staff because those are the only people excited to hang out with her…thanks to getting paid minimal money, while getting a taste of the celebrity life, or maybe I’m just being a hater, and these average looking girls are hot as fuck, I just have high standards, I’m a tough critic, and a pile of girls should be enough for me to get exited, but maybe I’m just distracted by Selena’s fat thighs as she sucks in her belly…with her bandeau top being held up by her little implants she pretends she didn’t get, because Lupus Chemotherapy….is a better approach to her medical leaves… Doesn’t matter, you fuckers are into her. The post Selena Gomez in a Bikini Sucking in her Belly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Griffin, as Anderson Cooper says, may have a bit of a “rockin’ bod”…while the other dude said “nice rack”…all on CNN’s coverage of the New Year, because they are a NEWS channel…that provide NEWS…. But in reality, she’s a plastic surgery mess, probably in her 50s, even 60s, who has been offending everyone the last 2 decades….and I guess it’s only natural for her to continue that…walking around on CNN in a bra…it’s absurd… Here’s another video of a Host Licking His Co-Host on NEw Years because it is the year of the dog… Weird. The post TWo Disturbing New Years Eve Broadcast Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999. I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old.. Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER… That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”… Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal.. The post Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
And it is with these two videos that the Love Magazine December Advent Calendar for New Years Eve comes to an end…and it is with great sadness…that I present you their last two entries of girls in panties, in studio, dancing around…in some low hanging fruit style…lack of creativity, but they put out 30 videos so they don’t have to be good Hannah Ferguson….the Sports Illustrated, rumored 20,000 dollars a night, but don’t judge because everyone has a price…and this one is published….pretending to be 23, but looking much closer to 40, with her hard face from hard living, and focus on her hard body from hard work…because it’s all part of her plan to get work… Imaan Hammam….is a 19 year old dutch model who isn’t famous yet, so appreciate her insane young model body, before she’s too famous to appreciate it… It was a good run Love Magazine, see you next year… The post The Final Days of Love Magazine Advent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess someone told Christina Milian that snapchat is the new vehicle to whore herself on, and that people will follow, because they are depressive, boring and feel the need to see what idiots they don’t know or really care about are up to in real time, hoping they end up getting naked or slipping up as they sometimes do, with the whole real time shit, making for these has-beens, who are rich as fuck divorced moms, excited to be the thirsty, slutty, attention seekers they are in their core of their person…which is the reason why they have a career in entertaiment.. So if you’re into old, washed up, rich, uninteresting, not even hot moms getting naked trying to reclaim the fame they had or almost had before making babies…here’s some Christina Milian…uslessness…with nipple…on New Years Eve… The post Christina Milian’s Gone Nipple Crazy on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Niykee Heaton is pretty much a nobody, but I guess she’s a “social media” star, who got a record deal because of having an audience on Youtube or wherever the fuck she was found by a record label that I think signed her…possibly because they wanted to fuck her… I guess she figured out her market early on, probably hit up the Hip Hop covers, again I don’t know… I just know she posts very aggressive, sexually suggestive, fat ass pics on her social media…and that keeps her going…and I guess I also know she’s posting “getting thicker pics”….up on some Aubrey O’Day, white girl for black men, before going back to white men by getting thin, kick…but still deep in the getting thick… Thick, plus sized, whatever may be in…but I’m a firm believer that thin girls always win, since getting thick can always spiral out of control and end up like Roseanne or whoever the fat girls in the world are these days, I wouldn’t know because they are invisible to me… She may be low level, barely famous, but there’s something hot about her, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist, and those are the best, especially when you randomly encounter them on tinder… The post Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday….magic happen…the spirit of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, brought out the one piece bathing suit…in a snowy hot tub party like some kind of frat party girl, not scared of all the fluids and bacteria being kept alive in the soupy water…. She posed for 2 miles away from the photographer, so that you can’t see her imperfections in her old, thick, mom body…but lucky she has tits bigger than my head…that are all that matter to her and her career, except maybe for her singing women fucking love…and you can see those fuckers from space.. I’m not a Mariah Carey fan..but tits are tits and when they are famous tits…they are more important than tits… The post Mariah Carey’s Bathing Suit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw these pics of Elena Satine yesterday and just assumed she was some kind of fame whoring instagram model, or LOW LEVEL water model, or really these nobodies in LA and Miami who are friends with the paparazzi and semi-cute enough to feature in bikini, since bikinis get published, since you’re all a bunch of perverts…. It turns out that Elena Satine is some Russian American actress, who is a regular on the show Revenge, which I think is a big show, but wouldn’t know since I don’t watch TV… So now all of a sudden, because of her “fame” or acting career, her nipple is more important, has more value, because there’s agents and big pay days involve… Don’t blame me girls pulling out your tits, that’s just the world we live in…. The post Elena Satine Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Christmas spirit lives… Christmas is over, but Love Magazine is so contemporary, so avant garde, so artistic, so edgy, so advanced, so cutting edge, so revolutionary…that they run their Christmas campaign through december…and their Christmas campaign has nothing to do with December, but it does have to do with girls dancing around in their underwear, even flat assed flat chested models like Romee Strijid, who unlike the other instagram models, is not some rich and famous person’s kid…but could be in her homeland of Netherlands, for all I know her dad is the best wooden shoe maker in all of the land of the ducth…not that doesn’t matter, since she’s tall, an actual model… She walks for Victoria’s Secret, so that makes her better than the homeless girl you give 10 dollars to jerk off on…. I guess what I’m sayng is that at least Love Magazine is producing videos this week, cuz I sure as hell don’t feel like it…I’m much more into sitting…staring..judging poor craftmanship… The post Romee Strijid in Underwear Dancing for Love Advent of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Nadja Bender – she is on INSTAGRAM where she does the majority of her work, with daily pictures of her face and her life, and 76,000 people, have passively followed her for the tits or in hopes of the tits, tits she constantly posts, because it’s the only modeling work she’s done over the years…..and that is assuming they aren’t paid followers, as these people do, because no one knows who Nadja Bender is…I DON’T KNOW WHO NADJA BENDER IS….maybe the name of her memoir should be “who is Nadja Bender”….but I do know I appreciate her, because she gets naked, and naked makes me care..enough…to notice…and I guess that’s what her, and really all these young models are trying to pull off…get naked, get work, people talk because men are pathetic little perverts who are easy to manipulate… Yes, all these young models trying to pull off the EMILY RATAJKOWSKI SCAM are interchangeable…but this Bender is special…because they are the tits I’m staring at now..and I have little to no attention span so I take the tits in my face..let’s go on a bender with Bender…until our penises collectively fall off and society rejoices because we can’t reproduce….which is ok..because the only thing I want to reproduce inside is this hot model pussy….even though model pussy is usually hot from the rich guy herpes they got thinking it was a big break…and not just hot to look at…proceed with caution.. The post Nadja Bender by Isa Jacob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
