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And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs… We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her… Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career.. Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages….. I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok.. The post And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Hudson posted a picture of a public bathroom – where she stuggled to get out of her dress at some event…something that I guess she had to document because she’s never had trouble getting out of a dress…especially at an event….in public…I guess there weren’t any men around Yes… That was a slut joke, slut shaming, the girl with the celebrity parents who became a celebrity…after being a LA party girl…getting knocked up young and linked to pretty much everyone in Hollywood with a penis.. So funny…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Body Painting Gay Dudes and Doing Fallon For Chemotherapy of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People actually got mad at me for laughing at Selena Gomez’s tame chemotherapy that I assume is far more dramatic sounding than it actually was on her body…because kids with cancer go through it for years…and often times die from the cancer they are trying to treat…after being sick the entire fucking time… You can get Chemo for Arthritis…You can get Chemo for Lupus…at a dose FAR less aggressive than for cancer…yet let’s cry for the bitch….who is out promoting her record…and doing it as sensationalized as possible…pulling all stops…getting you to feel for her…like a calculated Taylor Swift…. Anyway, along with painting dudes, she did Fallon, the worst show on TV that I guess retards watch…and she decided to dress 1940s, but I like to think she is mourning her sex appeal… Sex appeal that died in the showing off upper thigh cellulite…. Only to perform with the veil…to really make you think she’s a performance artist, and not a puppet, who will use Chemo to sell albums…disgusting… Here she is doing Dubsmash…because that’s how basic Fallon is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Body Painting Gay Dudes and Doing Fallon For Chemotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Gender Bending Miley Licks Slugs of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is so controversial…and by controversial I mean a calculated puppet who understands everything their is to understand about marketing to the youth, including but not limited to talking to their current politically correct, we are all God’s people, even if there is probably not a god, at least not according to science…so be nice to each other and to animals and to trannies because gender isn’t black and white…all while smoking weed and fucking everyone…because at her core she’s a broken girl, who had no childhood because she was turned into a product…and who is trying to figure out a stance that makes sense to what she thinks is her moral code but that she’s not sure is her moral code…because it seems like it’s more a combo of all the tumblr accounts she follow and rips off.. But in all that, she doesn’t offend me. I know she’s full of shit and throughout it all she’s getting naked all the time, whether for fashion or for some stupid concert with the flaming lips…naked…works for me…it’s the right thing to do.. The post Naked Gender Bending Miley Licks Slugs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Hot As Loves Carbs of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk the hooker who never was…when she first started out, she got a good, high profile client…who appreciated her amazing body….because he was gay and she was Russian, unknown and didn’t know anyone or the language so that she couldn’t tell his secrets, but then she turns around and decides it is time to become famous, I guess she got Greedy and convinced the guy to get her into American Magazines…and now onto the cock of American Icons like Brad Cooper… Here she is hugging statues of carbs…because she’s probably making a basic joke of “I love carbs”…as dumb models do…or maybe she just wants her ass seen but without being obvious….while being obvious…so round that it needs to be fed more than just Brad Cooper protein…even though his protein pays so well…maybe laying off the carbs until getting pregnant is key…Russians are scheming…because they have no souls… The post Irina Shayk Hot As Loves Carbs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Hates Her Baby of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the news on FB, that’s I’m too lazy to type out “Facebook”, is that Hayden Panettiere checked herself into a rehab facility because she had postpartum depression….which is code for “I hate my fucking baby and want to kill the motherfuckeer than myself”… She posted a picture of her post baby body, with a little passive aggressive resentment the other day, before checking herself in…and I can assume it’s a hormones being all out of whack fucking up the chemicals in her brain…because based on her 7 foot RUSSIAN baby daddy with possibly no soul, as most RUSSIANS I know have no souls, and they aren’t professional thugs….I’ll assume her pussy was already broke down and bet the fuck up long before the baby ever came…but rather when he first came.. I guess this is a real issue, being a parent is hard, especially when your own mother is some soap star vapid looking porno bitch…or maybe it is because her character on TV had it – and gave her some thoughts…that she realized having babies sucks… So some call it postpartum depression, I call it buyers remorse…or really just being a parent, since having kids…is the fucking worst…and getting rid of them and their annoying ways…is a real option, just not in today’s society…but 400 years ago, you could have pulled it off… I guess checking herself in – is better for her career than baby killing… The post Hayden Panettiere Hates Her Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong… I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can The post Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Kate Upton Leaves the Gym is the LOL of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the LOL of the day…. First…fat girls who get cast as regular sized models..and not plus sized models even though she’s huge.hitting the gym..because she probably never has hit the gym…unless there was an all you can eat buffet attached to it.. Bitch is a rich model…but is looking like they are Roseanne at the peak of her fatness on the way to make a tuna casserole in her trailer park home…rocking her fitness gear from Target because it’s all she can afford, it makes her feel fit, and a medium is very forgiving… The reality of it is is that it is a joke on another level too…and that level is how funny it is to watch fat people to work out, and sure she’s not working out here, even though she’s probably burning more calories than her actual workout, by walking a block…lazy bitch…but the idea of her trying to do jumping jacks or squats..is just hysterical..som eclown car level funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Kate Upton Leaves the Gym is the LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brenda Song in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who the fuck is Brenda Song?! It turns out she’s an asian…an Asian who despite being South East asian, didn’t prostitute herself on the street of Vietnam at the age of 9, but instead to the execs at Disney…but culturally, she’s programmed to work the streets for 5 dollar…and that’s why she’s in her bikini in the ocean…showing off her body…because it’s all she knows.. I know what you’re thinking…and that is that you’ve never seen an Asian working outside of banks, accounting firms, resturants, medicine and science…but apparently some act…and it’s probably thanks to their dragon mothers putting them through aggressive dance and classical music training…giving them that burning desire to perform in more than just Thai ping pong ball shows… But I guess Hollywood is pretty much America’s version of that…and this girl’s hot enough for me…but that’s because I’ve never had a slanty pussy. The post Brenda Song in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff’s Failed Butt Shot of the Day

Posted on October 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff ruined a perfect instagram whore “look at my ass”…but “this pic isn’t for you to look at my ass” opportunity. I’m sure you’ve seen it before, it’s the knock knock joke of instagram…that you can sometimes jerk off to…where this half wit retard half naked sluts on instagram take a picture of their “hair cut”..or “their new shirt”…but as an excuse to post their ass…. You know, so that when it gets deleted from instagram, they can say “I just posted a picture of my hat, why would they delete me”….bitch we could see your pussy in that pic….we’re onto your subtle attempt to get likes…because all we’re looking at is your fucking ass.. Only when Hilary Duff does it she crops out her ass… Is it because she genuinely wants you to see her braid, in her trailer, it’s relatable…or is she not happy with her ass….or is it because she’s cock teasing you, knowing you want to see her ass, leaving you wanting more…that’s what I assume it is…it’s gotta be…it could just be bitch showing a braid..she wouldn’t do the look back pose for that.. Either way, Hilary Duff fans are creepy as fuck…so they’ll like her anyway she comes…enough to cum….perverts The post Hilary Duff’s Failed Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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