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Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is really into her upper thigh…and so are you..because ever since High School musical you were stoked she wasn’t Ashley Tisdale…or maybe, if you’re like me…you like her because her legal team came after me becuase I posted nude pics that she leaked and they pretended she was 17 and that I was the criminal “Take it down or we’ll get you arrested for being a sex offender”…even though she was 19…and the one who produced and leaked the pics…even though it wasn’t properly planned because she had 5 o’clock shadow…the kind of monkey who needs to wax daily…she’s just that kind of weird immigrant…from what I assume is a jungle somewhere… Either way, she’s not naked, not as fat as she’s been and into her leg…and so are you.. TO SEE THE REST OF Vanessa Hudgens Thigh CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tough Guy Ronda Roussey on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

I wonder how many people Ronda Roussey jerk off to her while she’s fighting… I am assuming most dudes jerk off to UFC every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros that are into…that’s why they throw in the ring girls…to just straighten it out…why else would anyone be into fighting that much..because even when UFC is girl UFC…it’s the same as the dudes fighting…because their clits are the size of your dick… I’d post the video, but I hate that Jimmy Fallon motherfucker’s face…and who cares about what Ronda Roussey has to say, she’s more the kind of girl you look at to be dominated by, or testicle torture, or whatever these bros TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tough Guy Ronda Roussey on Jimmy Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day

Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist… All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…like it was a class field trip and the girls on the bus were flashing cars going by…but the internet version which lives forever if you missed it.. Maybe flashing is in our DNA code….because as desperate as it may be…I still stare. VIA P Magazine The post Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson for Snapchat of the Day

Everyone’s a content producer…even Ashley Benson…who is usually a puppet used and paid well by content producers….also makes her own content..that I guess her PR team doesn’t supervise, where they are trying to control her image, because they market to kids and can’t let them know she’s a slut…a slut who likes shoving corn emojis in her mouth like it was a mid western cock…as her tits are hanging out of her dress…and I appreciate it…because I am a pervert… Here she is getting a massage… The post Ashley Benson for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day

Hayden Panettiere who is around 4 and half feet tall and was rumored to have been part of a weird sex ring in the 80s Hollywood, where she was past around rich guys when she was underage because Hollywood is notorious for weird eccentrics who fuck underage people…because it’s not a crime if you never get arrested or some shit… A rumor, that is just a rumor, but that would explain her vagina’s ability to take her 6 foot 7 tall husband and baby daddy’s dick, that we can assume makes some real fucking creepy circus sex…..like the little midget clown and the tall man they are as a couple… That said, she was another one of these 16 year old girls who the general american fell for….who turned 18 and was forgotten, but as long as G-string, even mom in a G-string happens…she’s still the little strong man with broad shoulders I thought was overrated when she was relevant but would still watch fuck…because it seems so intriguing… The post Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day

Hayden Panettiere who is around 4 and half feet tall and was rumored to have been part of a weird sex ring in the 80s Hollywood, where she was past around rich guys when she was underage because Hollywood is notorious for weird eccentrics who fuck underage people…because it’s not a crime if you never get arrested or some shit… A rumor, that is just a rumor, but that would explain her vagina’s ability to take her 6 foot 7 tall husband and baby daddy’s dick, that we can assume makes some real fucking creepy circus sex…..like the little midget clown and the tall man they are as a couple… That said, she was another one of these 16 year old girls who the general american fell for….who turned 18 and was forgotten, but as long as G-string, even mom in a G-string happens…she’s still the little strong man with broad shoulders I thought was overrated when she was relevant but would still watch fuck…because it seems so intriguing… The post Hayden Panettiere’s Big Shoulders Getting Out of Bed in a G-String of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Kate Upton Left the House of the Day

When you’re too fat to live….as a model…but you like your celebrity…that you bought cuz your family is rich…you have limited options…to justify your existence…because you don’t want to be called plus sized…no one wants to be called plus sized…even when plus sized is in trend…because fat girls never shut the fuck up and make us think they are legitimate people.. I called Kate Upton out when she launched, she was 18 years old…I could tell by her weird hips and back, that it was a matter of time the belly would catch up…and it did…but she still gets work…America loves fat tits…so much they’ve accepted her…because fat is the new fit… That said, the best way to justify the fat…instead of just working out…is to blame it on pregnancy…and based on her leaked nudes…she’s slutty enough to take loads inside her….and I guess this is her big reveal…literally… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Kate Upton Left the House of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day

I always liked Tom Cruise’s original robot he never fucked because he’s gay…because of her great tits…that are probably because all of her is plastic…and botox…and/or the more expensive, lifelike silicon you find on the more expensive sex toys…as the hard plastic is for poor people and Nicole Kidman is not poor, but Hollywood glam from an era where actors got paid more insane money, even when they didn’t deserve it because it was all part of some movie producing racket…and now she’s in Interview magazine doing something that feels like old Hollywood Glam…..because along with Gun Laws…these Australians want to shit on your culture… I have never eating carrot pie, you know a little orange pussy, because for years, I was disgusted by them…I used to GINGER CUNT SHAME…and point at laugh at the fair skinned girls…even the pretty ones…because I just assumed they were freaks…and as I’ve learned about Gingers…they are freak…and that’s exactly why I want in on that…. But because I was so mean to them growing up, when so much ginger pussy was desperate and available….karma will not give me the shade of pubic hair I want…now that I’ve grown as a man and accept all shades of pubic hair…. I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about silly, but here they are anyway… The post Nicole Kidman in Black and White for Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Lesbian in Bikinis of the Day

Celebrities are weird and the fact that they even exist is weirder…I get the whole draw to musicians and popstars because people listen to and dance to music…but famous actors or models makes absolutely no sense to me…because they are just puppets who don’t connect to anyone on an emotional level…and in Cara Delevingne’s case, just clever enough to position herself with desperate enough for friends famous people…who found her attitude refreshing in a sheltered and controlled world they are forced into…even though her “don’t give a fuck” attitude is a total groupie giving a fuck attitude…because she’s flying around to hang with Rihanna and posing with her like she was Taylor Swift…as it is good for business…and also her ego…because celebrities only like people who suck their dicks…so as Cara strategically gives the media the finger…she’s giving Rihanna a different kind of finger, one that brings orgasms…because she doesn’t want to lose this life that she lives… I guess what I am saying is that Rihanna is more famous than Cara, yet they are together in bikinis, because Cara is relevant and Rihanna likes relevant things, and Cara likes famous things that make her relevant…in this weird circle of “How does this Cara chick even exist, why does she matter, her bikini pics aren’t even hot, yet she’s everywhere, and people love her”…where’s the scam…let’s figure this out..but why bother…lesbians anyway you look at them are anti-climatic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re more into her showing the world her tit…here’s her tit TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rihanna and Cara Delevingne Lesbian in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day

Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love… If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show…. So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck… I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me… The post Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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