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OK GO’s Incredible Misuse of Japanese School Girls of the Day

I guess OK GO is known for viral video music videos, I remember their first one happening around the time of Youtube first starting up, where they were doing choreographed dance on a treadmill like a bunch of homos into aerobics…I hated it… Now they are a bunch of homos on weird scooter things they probably own shares in, with a drone and 100 Japanese School girls who are doing nothing Japanese School girl fetishists would approve of…like fisting, or fucking eels, but instead playing with Umbrellas…pretty boring – but I’ll post it since it only has 45,000 views and I know it’ll probably have a billion..but more importantly to remind you that if you have 100 Japanese schoolgirls…don’t do something this vanilla and stupid with them…

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Xenia Deli Shoves her Bra for New Yorker Lingerie of the Day

Xenia Deli is some model who is ridiculously hot, but also is shoving her bra full of chicken cutlets to look like she’s got tits…for some lingerie company I’ve never heard of, but that I would want to lick off of her…no matter how long it would take for the acidity in my saliva to melt away her panties…I am willing to commit, because I am equal part pervert and unemployed…who has all the time in the world to show her that taking off her panties can be way wetter, rash inducing and pleasurable at least for me, if she just lays back and lets me put it to work… Here are those catalog pics.

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FEMEN Babes Vs Cops and Other Videos of the Day

Using the Train as a Toilet… Australians VS Police Who Want a Breath Test Do Keeps the Pace for Bike Racers Homemade Speedboat Race Fail Idiot Jumps His Scooter I Want TO Bang the Girl Who Flipped Her Car Dude Who Eats Lizards… Firemen Save a Horse from the Pool HEADIS Football Fn Loses Her Shit… The Boiling Water Bucket Challenge Dude is a Lunatic

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For Love and Lemon’s Holiday 2014 Camopaign of the Day

For Love and Lemons is an LA based clothing company – that has a pretty extensive line of lingerie that is pretty relevant, at least with all the models you probably masturbate to if you are me…and knowing the popularity of this site – you probably are me…I’m my only reader.. That said, they released this photoshoot, that I assume is for their 2014 Lingerie collection – with some hot model I am not really sure who she is or what her name is… I just know that this styling, this vibe, this look, and the fact that you can see the lingerie in it’s full form, with a girl in some 70s porn inspired location – without being rebuilt in photoshopped or having her nipples erased in photoshop…like Victoria’s Secret… So what I am saying is – this is how it is supposed to be done…and it’s hot as fuck… To Find out more and to See the Pics I Didn’t Post CLICK HERE

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Willa Holland Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Willa Holland was the younger sister on The O.C. A show I used to watch because it allowed me to pray on young college girls when I was in my mid 30s and not really anything an 20 year old would want to have sex with – at least not on the surface, but the second I dropped some “Latest episode of OC” knowledge…girls didn’t care…they were just swooped in and locked down….manipulating the general public / hot dumb girls shouldn’t be so easy..but I guess I am glad it is… She was also on Gossip Girl…which was from what I’ve been told The O.C. in New York…but I didn’t watch that one, I was too old to seduce girls when it was on the air and my penis just didn’t work at the same level – seeing as I threw in the towel… She got her start because she hung out with Steven Spielberg when she was 7….sounds normal..I mean I guess like anyone else, the girls who make it are already rich and connected, their moms are hot enough to suck dick, or they are hot enough to suck dick…it’s funny that that stereotype is true… Now she’s on something called Arrow, but more interestingly, she’s posting shitty bikini pics from afar on instagram – that I cropped because I like bikini ass on anyone – especially when it is too pixelated for cellulite.

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Babe Eating Chips for Janneke Storm of the Day

Janneke Storm is an Australian based photographer – who captures amazing girls like Jana Kruger posing half naked…looking hot and amazing and in this case eating chips – something that I am normally terrified – because my wife is obese, and 80 percent of the reason she’s obese is from eating chips…so whenever I see chips I get post traumatic stress – war flashbacks of when I used to be able to see her vagina, before I had to lift the fold of fat to find it…but in this case…with a hot white Australian babe…I’m ready to dive in there and eat these chips after they’ve been digested…if you know what I mean…and you do.

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Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar….. Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars… I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…

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Amanda Seyfried Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is the girl who moved in and stole all of Lindsay Lohan’s work. She was the “she was a bitch to me on set of Mean Girls, and now she’s an un-hireable disaster, that I’m, gonna take every job she ever was offered or rumored to be offered, even if they don’t pay me – because I’m hotter, I have better tits and fuck her”…which is kind of awesome…as is her ability balance her mainstream vanilla cheesy roles – while doing a couple more obscure movies that she’s fully naked in…but I’m most impressed in that she manages to live her life, always dressed like she’s having her period, dumpy and unshowered for the paparzzi…looking like she smells and has shit stains in her underwear…never dolled up because I guess she has nothing to prove…but then I remember she fucks Justin Long…and that maybe she’s just the fucking worst…because he is..and she lets him cum inside her… So in these ill-fitting sweatpants that she’s probably been in for 3 days or more – is dried up Justin Long sperm…and that’s pretty fucking vile…I think it’s time to move on from this. To See The Rest Of the Pics CLICK HERE

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LeAnn Rimes Announces Her Christmas Tour of the Day

Here’s some really disturbing bottom feeding from bottom feeding LeAnn Rimes for the Halloween version of her announcement of her official Christmas tour…and what amazes me is that only 3,000 people have watched this high school caliber video edit job that is just low budget insanity…from a woman who has sold 37 million records worldwide, who has or should have a lot of money or even a friend who does video editng…producing something worst than an iphone edit…it’s just insanity…and I guess that’s what makes it amazing…. I guess when you rob your Christian daughter of her youth, she’s going to get breast implants, rebel and throw her career away, despite maintaining her fans – since Christians always forgive..

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Nina Agdal is a Shark of the Day

#orcafashion love my new dress A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:53pm PDT Nina Agdal is ridiculous. I’ve always said she looks retarded, now her behavior may prove that theory, something many guys find cute or fun, or like she doesn’t take herself too seriously, and maybe that makes dudes think they can relate to her or take her out for a good time – as long as they are rich enough to pay her nightly rate… But all I see is Adam Levine’s semen soaked sloppy seconds he didn’t want anything to do with – and that probably should have got pregnant when she had the chance – even though other billionaires will come along and love her – as retards are notoriously really fucking horny and masturbate everywhere they go…I know because I know dudes who work at retard homes and fuck all day everyday – and never get caught because retards have trouble formulating sentences…and he’s not dumb enough to cum in them and get them pregnant… On that happy note – here’s Nina being retarded.

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