Her name is CLARA SETTJE , she’s a model out of New York…part of Trump Agency, which I guess is Donald Trump’s strategy to recruit new wives….and she’s naked for some photographer named Matteo Montaro and as someone who loves models who get naked for the sake of getting naked and building her portfolio so that she can become the next big thing…so I guess that means that me Clara is my girlfriend…
Here’s a very very very specific fetish for you Ashley Tisdale fetishists, you know the assholes who bought into her marketing program and believed she was actually the hottest girl on the Kids Show your creepy ass was forced to watch, or watched as a guilty pleasure because it made you cum. It’s her recently married ass in ripped jeans getting a parketing ticket… You know something you’d think was too obscure to get a hard on for….but that you know that somewhere out there lives a man, probably a parking ticket cop, who gets off to this shit…and I guess that’s why she’s doing it… You know at this stage in the game – she’s got to take any male attention she can get since it’s pretty much over for her.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
There’s something magical about seeing people taking selfies shamelessly in public. It’s just part of our culture and it happens almost everywhere you go. It’s the internet turning you into the inner narcissist you’ve always been. Forcing you to think people care about where you are, what you are doing, or every little bullshit thing you see….or think…it’s like a 24/7 reality show starring you..and I totally find it boring – until it ends in nudes and sex tapes…in which case…I find it amazing… So here’s Alessandra, bikini model, taking a selfie, because she doesn’t do enough photoshoots, she isn’t on camera enough, and she needs to turn the camera on herself…you see because the people of instagram are just sitting there waiting to like the shit. The world is fucking crazy…. Feeling the elements ?????????? #glamz @justinpurdue @kaylamichelehair #aunaturel #beautybythebeach #fashion A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Ott 10, 2014 at 1:54 PDT Another day in the office ?????? and @gilles_bensimon gifted me with his beautifully handcrafted #GriGri #bts ???? by @jilliandavison #foreveronvacation A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Oct 10, 2014 at 8:59am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
#457651368 / gettyimages.com My favorite thing that Kate Hudson has done in her career, is not these old lady breast implants – we can all assume she got…. It’s not any of her shitty movies she proved that acting required little no talent to be a part of… It’s not her teen pregnancy – with some older dude – to give hope to older dudes everywhere that if they are rich enough they can trap some 19 year old broken hollywood baby to have your baby…. It’s not even that she rolled through every dude in Hollywood, probably starting at a young age thanks to her Goldie Hawn access…you know filling the emptiness of being a celebrity baby with cock… It’s that she drove Owen Wilson to attempted suicide, at least that’s what the rumor was…I mean that’s some seriosuly powerful, psychotic, mind fucking pussy…but maybe I just can’t relate since I don’t have feelings…but if I did – I highly doubt any loose woman would lead me to jump..proving that either actors are broken and weak people – or that Kate Hudson’s addictive as fuck.. Either way, she lives, and so do her tits, as she pushes 40. #457646250 / gettyimages.com #457646248 / gettyimages.com #457645820 / gettyimages.com #457645806 / gettyimages.com #457640756 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Daniela Giraldo – I have never heard of her – she seems to have an IMDB page so I guess that means she’s an actress or an aspiring actress who has booked one job in an obscure TV show as the Coffee Shop Patron 1 – which is far more relevant and important than being Coffee Shop Patron 4. I guess… We all have to start somewhere, and if that is this Daniela Giraldo, it is safe to say her focus should be less on shitty acting roles and more on laying in bed in her panties… This is for some brand called MAI PETIT and I think it’s a far more interesting shoot than the brands with higher budgets because I feel like I’m watching this exhibitionism go down out in public…and as a Voyeur. I dig it.
Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst… It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard.. I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand. I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that. Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…
I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was…. I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask… So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.
I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was…. I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask… So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.
Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me… All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM …because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down. I am a fan…
Her name is Maitland Ward. Her claim to fame was being in Boy Meets World..she played the older brother’s busty girlfriend. That was a solid decade or more ago..and apparently she’s still got her tits…tits she has recently been subtle about getting back in the media – by dressing pretty much half naked every chance she gets – to the point where it would be considered “thirsty” or “desperate” but that I think should be celebrated – because any girl who “accidentally” shows her tits – every fucking day – because she’s just unlucky like that…and all I see is big tits everywhere… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE BLACK DRESS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE RED SHIRT CLICK HERE