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Daria Werbowy for Document No. 5 of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true… What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…

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Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Naked for Russell James of the Day

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Abbey Lee Kershaw is from Australia and like all Australians she probably has one of the trashiest accents around, but with being from Australia, also probably means she’s a good fucking time, because Australian women seem to be hot, ready for bikinis at any given time, but still down to get drunk and sloppy… She’s 5 foot 11, which makes her modelesque, and that’s convenient since she’s a model…and it is safe to say that some of her best work has been HER BUSH …because as someone who loves bush…I love any and all girls who have them…especially when they are models..because model bush, despite being dirtier in theory, due the lifestyle, is better than fat lazy girl you meet at the fast food restaurant bush, you know because her bush is from laziness and lack of sex and style…proving yet again why it is better to be a model. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM RUSSELL JAMES’ BOOK CLICK HERE

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Rita Ora Does the Rihanna of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora does the Rihanna every day of her life, because Rihanna is the only reason Rita Ora exists… From what I remember, which may not be accurate at all, I drink a lot and don’t really give a fuck about these idiots, but from what I remember, even though I’m not a reliable source…. She was imported from the UK, in a time when Rihanna was aggressively renegotiating contracts, and even borderline insane, and the labels were like, we need a back-up plan – so they threw money and a work Visa at this one, she came to America and sat and sat until one day being relevant for herself…dating the right people, collaborating with the right people, and most importantly, showing off her tits to the right people…us…because tits get hits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kateelife is Ridiculous and Amazing of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is KATEE LIFE … She’s a cam girl, at MY FREE CAMS so there are probably a lot of pics and videos of her floating around… But my pervert friend over at HOLLYWOODTUNA sent me this….and I was blown the fuck away… Now I am not a breast man, I mean I love tits – because everyone loves tits…but these are from another fucking planet…I am assuming a very magical and amazing planet I don’t deserve to ever visit, but don’t need to be Katee has managed to embrace her talent and share it with the world… It would be a real fucking tragedy if she worked at walmart or had a breast reduction like so many big tits before her – when clearly this is exactly what she needs to be doing. I’m in love…at least I think this is what love is…

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Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet …in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS…. You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing… So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

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Arianny Celeste for Gregorio Photo of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is Arianny Celeste of UFC fame, or if this is some botox, implant, lip injection, hooker from Los Angeles looking for a daddy to buy her cheesy designer clothes – living the stripper dreams…because all these cheesy fake tit girls look the fucking same. She’s old, she’s weathered despite the attempts to fill and work out through it…Her ass looks like shit…but you don’t care – you just need her in the UFC ring to justify the boner you have from watching naked men roll around with each other in some homo death match… These pics are shot by the illustrious Gregorio Photo

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Mara Teigen in Cheeki for Galore of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….

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Ashley Greene is Not Hot for Women’s Health of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day.. The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….

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Rachel Hilbert for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rachel Hilbert is the new Victoria’s Secret recruit…she hasn’t got very many fans – so I guess they’ve got her at a discount and decided to buy her and breed her into being one of their own… If you’re going to book one client early on in your career, VS is a good one… From my extensive research she’s kind of annoying…at least based on this video that you creepers will jerk off to – since she’s not wearing pants…and because she’s hot..and hot girls can’t be annoying until you marry them… Loading Restart of day…. @tarapagliaramua ???????????????????? View on Instagram And I guess being 5 foot 10…thin…has a bright future and the best co-sign ever…and here are the pics to prove it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cameron Russell for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The highlight of Cameron Russell’s career was being born to the founder of Buzzcar, founder of ZipCar and being very fucking rich…and connected… She was raised by intelligent people…only to use her access to become a model…even though she could offer the world more than just modelling because modelling is some vapid brainless bullshit…but I guess this modelling shit is just a means to an end…take the money that you can…because it is an easy way to make money… Here’s her rant about being superficial…doing Ted….cuz she’s so smart…when she might as just stick to modelling….because she looks good and I prefer looking at her….that listening to her…. And here is some random….shoot she did for Vogue Mexico…

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