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Jill Scott “Allegedly” Naked of the Day

Someone emailed me this picture of 42 year old Jill Scott, who is a singer, a big breasted black singer…the kind of big breasted black singer you would not ever really want to see naked, unless you are like my friend who has fucked 1000s of women and only finds joy in being smothered by big black women….in which case you’ll love this shit… I mean I can’t imagine this is from any Fappening, why would nerds delve into this iCloud, and if they did, why wouldn’t they leave it on the iCloud where it belongs…no one’s eyes to be tainted by… I mean, Jill Scott, such an obscure person, either too obscure for this to actually be her, or so obscure that it is definitely her and I guess there’s no real way to decide if it is her or not, not because all black women look the same, but because she’s hiding her damn face and no nerd is going to go to the trouble to prove these are real like they do with all the other nudes… I’m posting it anyway.

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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini on a Swan of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some 25 year old Canadian who I have never met, even though I am in Canada, and you would think we all know each other, since Canada is one shitty small town filled with beavers, maple trees and ice, but I don’t leave my house and Jessica Lowndes lives in Los Angeles, being all “famous” thanks to landing one bullshit role on a bullshit show that is not on TV anymore, but that still make her think she’s more important and better than the people she’s left back home…even though she’s barely working now, but instead shooting slutty pics in her bikini for instagram, hoping someone will notice…like the bottom feeder she may not admit she is, but that she totally is….and luckily, I like bottom feeders, but that’s just becuase rim jobs feel good knowing that a girl is willing to lick your unshowered sweaty asshole, risking E Coli to please you…right…

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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini on a Swan of the Day

Emmy Rossum for Instagram of the Day

I don’t know why I don’t think Emmy Rossum has anything interesting going for her. Maybe I am the kind of guy who sees a girl willing to get naked and immediately hates her after she gets naked because it means that she’s a hooker…but not the good kind of hooker, the fake kind of hooker who allocates high concept and pretentiousness to her hooking. Where as real hookers are some of the most honest and down to earth people, who get they are being paid to fuck, while these hollywood hookers, pretend their hooking is ART or Love…when clearly it’s all for fame and fortune… Maybe I don’t think she looks that great when she gets naked in her cable show…naked. A move she made to get on that map that worked, becasue getting naked gets you noticed… Maybe I just don’t like that she’s blocked me on the internet, like shitting on any chance we had at love and friendship because she’s an egotistical cunt who is too snobby to support what we do here… But I do think she looks her best in these behind the scenes Cosmo pics. I guess she’s been working out. She also posted this bikini pic…

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Emma Stern Nielsen for Wildfox of the DAy

Emma Stern Nielsen is the new object of my desire…the kind of girl I would watch masturbate, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting or how bad they look like they smell, I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things… That said, Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking.. The pics are for Wildfox, shot by my friend Mark Hunter…who I am going to harrass for the more naked pics you know he has from the topless portion of this campaign…you know the BTS VIP hustle…because nipples make toplessness official.

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Margot Robbie Picture of the Day

Margot Robbie is the Australian, a people know for their class and grace, especially when drunk at a bar while backpacking Europe or wherever the fuck they backpack and get drunk, because as Australians, they are almost always drunk, and least when I’ve interracted with them, but that is probably because I am always drunk… Doesn’t matter, what matters is how she wears her shorts now that she’s found fame, thanks to her nude scene in Wolf of Wall Street… HERE Short shorts are everywhere, we are used to them, but sometimes, when on a bent over girl, jacked up the right way, they are better than all the other short shorts…I guess not all short shorts jacked up vaginas are created equally….especially when you’ve seen the short shorts I’ve seen jacked up vaginas in the last few days…for some reason they’ve involved a lot of girls who’s thighs rub so hard together, the shorts look more like a skirt…skin everywhere… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emma Stern Nielsen in Lingerie of the Day

As much as I hate lingerie campaign pictures because I find them fucking boring…every once in a while I get semi impressed…I mean impressed isn’t really the right word…but I am so jaded when it comes to this shit…I’ve been doing it for 30,000 fucking posts…over 10 years…it’s like eventually all the girls, all the photographers, all the brands, all the concepts all blend into one giant pile of irrelevant bullshit that doesn’t matter in the overall picture of the state of the world. It’s not newsworthy, it doesn’t affect our lives, it’s just some nonsense to help sell some other assholes panties for a lot of money… But today, this Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t know I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some company called Triumph, that hired a Vogue photographer named Ellen Von Unwerth, who is knows for being fucking awesome at taking semi erotic fashion pics, brought a fucking win… It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte on her face as she rides me like a Mechanical bull… She’s good.

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Kendall Jenner’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

What better way to celebrate little Kendall Jenner doing the ALS challenge in a bikini, you know Kendall, the Kardashian who probably has the most going for her in terms of looks, but who I assume has the least going for her in personality, since she’s been on TV and around this life since she was around 4 or 5 years old, which makes for a horrible person until it all falls apart and disappears – leading her desperate and willing to do everything to get another hit…all while developing a substance abuse dependency, since fame is generally a horrible thing that destroys people… Than to post pics of her sister, the one OJ fathered in her whore mother – showing her tits…after fully rebuilding herself from being the monster she was – to being kind of hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

What better way to celebrate little Kendall Jenner doing the ALS challenge in a bikini, you know Kendall, the Kardashian who probably has the most going for her in terms of looks, but who I assume has the least going for her in personality, since she’s been on TV and around this life since she was around 4 or 5 years old, which makes for a horrible person until it all falls apart and disappears – leading her desperate and willing to do everything to get another hit…all while developing a substance abuse dependency, since fame is generally a horrible thing that destroys people… Than to post pics of her sister, the one OJ fathered in her whore mother – showing her tits…after fully rebuilding herself from being the monster she was – to being kind of hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Malakul Lane By Van Styles of the Day

In case you didn’t know, I dabble in pimping, and sometimes that pimping is non sexual, but rather introducing models or actresses I know, because I am in love with them and think they are amazing, mainly because they are beautiful and busty, talented and busty, half asian and busty….to photographers like Van Styles – who in case you didn’t know is a legend in his own right – with a huge fucking following because he takes good pics…but maybe I am just biased because I was involved in the process…. The pics were originally posted HERE Her name is Sara Malakul Lane – Enjoy her…as much as I do…

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Izabel Goulart is the Best Plane Passenger of the DAy

I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench… It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.

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