Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count.. So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention… Either way, I am into it.
I guess it’s New York fashion week, because a bunch of models were at the AmfAR event, which is some gay / AIDS event….because before Mackelmore, the Fashion industry had the gay market on lock, it’s where they work, where they play, it’s the pot of gold where all the Rainbows end…and AIDS, even if created in a lab to kill off the gays and the poor by the government, is something we should keep fighting, even if I am convinced a cure exists (Magic Johnson), but the pharma industry can’t put it out there, because it makes them too much fucking money not to…while making these Charities, that can put on 100 million dollar events for pretty people to think they are doing their part instead of giving 100 million dollars to the cause…because along with their executives having high salaries, and their offices being high rent, charities are the biggest fucking scam…and in being a scam…everyone who is anyone in fashion was there…from Victoria’s Secret models…to…well Victoria’s Secret models…since they are the only bitches we care about…oh and Ireland Baldwin…unlike most open bar parties – there was not enough vomit everywhere… TO SEE ALL THE PAPARAZZI PICS THAT WEREN’T PULLED OFF INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE
These pictures are from earlier in the month, when Adriana Lima was at some Turkish fashion event that I assume wasn’t for the Muslim crowd in Turkey, seeing as she was wearing a short skirt, showing off her legs, and even a little glimpse of what may or may not be her mom pussy that she kept a virgin, until she decided it was time to shit out a bunch of kids while also shitting on her career, but more importantly on her hot under 30 year old body, that if it wasn’t Catholic had a good decade of good left in her, proving yet again how religion fucks everything up… That said, I like to pretend I am looking or her virginity…up on some Virgin Mary hustle…because that is the foundation of religion…up skirt pics.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I am a huge fan of Claudia Romani even if I don’t really know what she’s promoting, or why the paparazzi follow her, or what benefit it is for her to be shot in her bikini, or why she exists… I mean, she is like every other girl in Miami wearing a bikini, only she gets a a virtual high five that’s like “hey girl, you’re in a bikini, yay”…let’s sell these to magazines…to let the world know there are girls in bikinis…like she is some kind of leader or authority on it…which I guess is what really makes her amazing…it’s like she doesn’t need to be doing anybody to be a somebody..she’s just being her…and sometimes that involves innocently paddle boarding in the waves in a little white bikini..only to be shot off when caught off guard leading her her showing 1/4 of her buttonhole…all in good fun…all in a day’s work for a Miami beach dweller… That said, I love butthole it is the window to a girl’s soul
Fabiana Semprebom is some Brazilian model, who I’ve never heard of, who like so many other Brazilians before her, may have a penis…no wait…who like so many other Brazilian models before her, has been recruited by Victoria’s Secret, but unlike so many other Brazilian models before her, they used her once and never bothered with her again…and now at 29…she’s still working…doing very important campaigns like this one for VIX Swimwear, which is practically Victoria’s Secret…I mean they both do bikinis and are start with the letter V…. Speaking of V…I wonder how much of an inny or outty her V is…because thanks to photoshop I can’t tell if she’s got testicles…but I can tell that bikini catalog pics fucking suck.
Emily Ratajkowski’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit feature this year was already a given, I mean thanks to that music video of a song that has been played so fucking much I want to rip my balls off to shove them in my ears every time I hear it…that’s how much I don’t like it…so they decided to leak a pic and get the buzz going that the magazine is coming… She’s got huge tits, that she’s not afraid to show off naked, so putting them in a bathing suit, just seems like the logical thing to do, since every girl wants a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit credit to feel validated, even if SI Swimsuit is kind of a dated concept thanks to the internet, but still huge enough because they go to the trouble of shooting all these babes and putting them in one place…which I guess isn’t totally worthless since it makes them 100,000,000 dollars… Here’s her preview as she continues to take over the world…one titty pic at a time.
Rosalind Lipsett is a bikini model from Ireland, which is a concept that some of you may have a hard time grasping, like a black person in the KKK or a Jewish Nazi, because even if Ireland has more than just potatoes, like beaches, I just assumed didn’t have any sun, because the Irish girls I know, melt when they leave their houses…if they aren’t too hung over to leave their houses before sunset… Making Rosalind and anomaly I like, you know much better than some weird mutant freak locked in the basement, because when the outcast, or outsider, or the the freak is a fucking rocking’ body bikini babe rocking’ her BEACH RIOT BIKINI ….I fully fucking support..and even follow home if I’m lucky enough… She’s amazing…follow her on INSTAGRAM
Beyonce must be loving the attention she’s getting. Ever since her man found Rihanna and probably fucked Rihanna, you can tell she’s been a little competitive, catty and bitter. I guess no girl like’s their husband’s side bitches, especially when the rest of the world is celebrating her too, not to mention when 75% of your husband’s revenue is coming in from her…she’s been trying to be the desirable one, the babe…she knew she had more talent, hell, in her mind she’s Beyonce, someone no one can’t compete with…but she know Rihanna was hotter…until now… That’s why she posted these on her tumblr…it’s like “keep looking people, basque in this moment”….
I posted the pics from MILEY CYRUS NIPPLE IN W MAGAZINE earlier…and seeing as they involve Miley, a lecherous little twat who wants all eyes on her, one titty magazine spread wasn’t enough for her, she wanted more, and like a spoiled brat she got it… So here are these pics of her in Love Magazine, showing enough areola to be considered a nipple to me…released on the same day…because I guess Miley’s people want everyone talking about Miley today…even though everyone’s had enough of Miley already…
For a celebrity in the midst of an epic public meltdown, Justin Bieber at least going ALL IN, owning it and continually the bar when it comes to his wild antics. During a recent party, the singer and his drag race buddy Khalil Sharieff were photographed with a topless stripper, each sucking on one giant fake breast. Hey, if nothing else, you have to hand it to Justin for sharing the wealth. The stripper was hired to “perform” for Justin and his posse during a party at an L.A. recording studio, and did she ever, giving them all a taste of the action. Very literally in the case of Justin and Khalil. Talk about a mouthful. In the image, you can see the woman’s uber-classy Playboy Bunny tattoo peeking out of her underwear, which is as comically small as her boobs are huge. Sources at the soiree say the stripper looked old enough to be Justin’s mom, which may explain the two hornballs’ intense urge to breastfeed in public. Paging Pattie Mallette … your boy may have some mommy issues. Suffice it to say, Bieber is kissing more young female fans goodbye every day. It’s one thing to flip off the camera , quite another to gobble a stripper’s mammaries. Follow the link to see the pic at TMZ … but be warned, it’s NSFW.
