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Beth Behrs Shitty Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls…it annoys me…because Kat Denning is too fat to be broke, real broke people die of starvation…and because their apartment is too nice to constitute being broke….but mainly because the show was conceptualized by Whitney Cummings, the least funny female comedian ever…but rather a crass girl who talks about fucking, while fucking, in order to move that career along thanks to people with power liking getting fucked by aspiring comedians… That said, Beth Behrs is the other girl on the show and here she is in a seriously uneventful bikini vacation pic that looks like it was shot in 92 and scanned last week, you know old technology, out of focus, short wearing to hide her balls or fucking massive clit, or dumpy ass bullshit…

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Sarah Stephens Hot for Myla Lingerie of the Day

Sarah Stephens is some model and she’s in a campaign for a lingerie company that’s all set up to be romantic and beautiful but that just looks cheesy as fuck…I’m talking mall photography quality erotica fat white trash wives get their husbands to spice up their shitty poor as fuck Walmart trailer park lives…cuz that’s what their dead beat dad taught them men like when they used to make them look at penthouse together before the molesting started… But I have thing with shitty catalog pics that totally misappropriate babes trying to make them commercial product vending spokespeople…that always end up looking as dumb as this…because you know Sarah Stephens, even if you have never heard of Sarah Stephens, is the kind of model who would show her tits, if asked…yet Myla Lingerie…never fucking asked, and if any nipple did show up, they squashed that and fucking airbrushed that motherfucker in photoshop out…disappointing everyone like me… Here are the pics anyway…cuz Catalog pics are a fetish of mine, even if they anger me.

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Anastasia Ashley for PopDat Culture of the Day

Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley is pretty okay to look at, but way more interesting to jerk off to, whether in bikini bottoms or shorts, surfing, or just posing, I am down to lick the sea salt off her entire body… She’s rocking’ her POPDAT CULTURE TRILL CLINTON SHIRT and I may or may not be in love…but you sure as hell should be… GET ONE OF THESE SHIRTS

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Anastasia Ashley for PopDat Culture of the Day

Katie Holmes Interesting Things Happening to her Crotch in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this is the seam where they sewed the human flesh back onto her robot frame in Tom Cruise’s scientology lab in the basement of his house where he re-built Katie Holmes after ripping his chosen baby out of her – a baby that wasn’t created through sex because he is gay… Because if I was building a robot women using alien technology, the pussy would be the access point where all the electronics would go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Demi Moore in her Bikini of the Day

Demi Moore is more science than human so whenever her bikini pics happen, I stare and wonder how someone at 60 with 3 kids looks better now than when she was nude modelling to pay her rent back in the 80s before she slept her way into movies…becoming some kind of it girl despite having no talent or skill…something that we can all agree you don’t need to be an actor…since it’s all a smoke show pile of bullshit lie…kinda like Demi Moore’s bikini body she paid for… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus New Years of the Day

For the girl being packaged as the most edgy bitch to hit the music scene of the year, even if her edginess is a fucking scam, Miley Cyrus, totally fell out of her new character when she posted her Happy New Year pic on Instagram, there were no midgets, there were no pussy hugging leotards, there were no tongues being stuck out, or brainlessness…and I think it’s a friendly reminder to all of us, that the scam will continue in 2014, and I am fucking happy for that…because we all lead boring lives, let’s let some vapid LA rich kid with a record deal who already won the lottery to give us something to talk about because our lives are that fucking pathetic…but more importantly cuz I find everything she’s doing really entertaining…and even erotic.

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Madison Murray Wishes You a Happy New Year of the Day

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR shot these pics of up and coming model and actress Madison Murray who I follow on Instagram because she looks pretty good in her bikinis…bringing the New Years Cheer… Since it is New Years….a generally miserable time of broken dreams and high hopes and that’s just for tonight’s festivities…. Stresses of where you will be when the clock strikes midnight, knowing that wherever it is, it’ll be a disappointment….probably trying to hail a cab or rushing or something equally annoying… A day where you you lose site of what is important, the simple things that matter, like a babe half naked in pictures…dressed up specifically for the last possible holiday of the year…so thanks Madison Murray for grounding us and giving us what we all need…. Happy fucking new year…

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Cara Delevingne Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a model I don’t understand… These things happen every so often, the fashion industry decides that a specific girl is an “It” girl because she’s got an interesting look, even if that look is wonky, untraditional, that of a girl you probably wouldn’t notice if you saw her on the street, that maybe she makes up for in party girl, cocaine fuelled attitude…and I don’t get it, but she was in a bikini, in a Villa that cost over 10,000 dollars a night, so she’s doing something better than me, proving that I am not an authority on anything that works or that makes money at all…all I see is an average girl, who isn’t fat…and really not sexy at all…but what do I know – I just look at pictures of girls all day for the last 10 years… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE and HERE

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Xenia Deli in Some Boring Half Naked Catlog Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is in a bikini catalog…and she’s wearing a bikini in said catalog…just her, a white background, a bikini and photoshop…boring as shit..it’s like throw some props in this motherfucker…add some drama or theatrics cuz girl in front of white wall wearing anything or nothing is fucking garbage….even when the girl is fucking fantastic… I only post this shit to remind myself that even good things can be horrible…

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Miley Cyrus Tongue Kisses Cara Delevigne of the Day

One of my favorite ways to trick a girl into making out with me is telling her to touch tongues with me and playing off like it’s a totally normal thing like a high five…and it works a lot more than you’d think…especially when they are sedated. I guess Miley is up on that hustle too, but this looks more like “Let me make a bit of noise with the biggest “It” girl in fashion”…people will love my lesbian hair licking tongue because I’m so bi-sexual, edgy and cool”… It’s all so fucking boring to me, but I am sure at least one person out there gets excited by this nonsense….like the Christians who buy her music still. I guess I’ve just seen too much to be phased..I mean the tongue touch is every straight girls attention seeking move, and has been since the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today…. But I’ll look at the pic anyway cuz young girls strategically using each other for their careers is good times..

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