Arianny Celeste is leaking some behind the scenes of her calendar shoot cuz she’s struggling to stay relevant. I mean there is only so long that a girl can be the den mother of the UFC before the younger hotter ones take over the reins from her. She’s 27 according to her Wikipedia, which means she’s probably 45, and her tits 27. She’s a stripper or show girl, and she’s been doing this since 2006…we call it her lottery ticket… I mean maybe she should be looking at that calendar she’s gonna be half naked in and say to herself “It’s time, I’m old as fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, but people like me, cuz I make an otherwise gay sport straight, and my body is pretty fucking fit, and I’m short and have no talent, there’s nothing else out there for me to do, so ride this til it crashes and fucking burns, until it’s comedic, cuz it’s all I fucking have… How did you like my Arianny Celeste impression? Pretty good right.
Miranda Kerr keeps on trying…now that she’s quit Victoria’s Secret, she’s got a whole lot of hustle to do to stay relevant. Now that she hasn’t got the marketing team of the brand behind her, she’s gotta figure this out on her own, because the second no one cares and forget she exists is the second she’s gotta go back to making babies with A-listers and that shit is dirty for a pussy, it just ravages it, but not too dirty for me to turn my back on it, if anything it’s just the right amount of dirty that I’d want to volunteer to use my mouth to clean it up… So she’s in Vogue UK, she still matters for now, people pay attention to her, because if you don’t, it’s back to the delivery room shitting out babies from her twat…and we can’t have that..because even if she bounces back, there’s no real guarantee she’ll bounce back quite enough… I’m still a fan of her alien face…thanks to the rest of her body….a body that she’s barely covering with clothes, but still covering too much for my liking, strategic nudity that’s just a miserable cocktease…the fucking worst… All this to say, keep up the good work bro. You don’t need that evil empire to own you. Break free…run while you can….
I’ve never seen the show Magic City, apparently it’s about Miami in the late 50s, a time when Miami was probably just as Cuban, which is probably why they made the show, knowing that Cubans would watch it obsessively… I’ve never heard Elena Satine, but I am quickly become a fan of her work, all naked and dressed like Marilyn, someone get this chick an Oscar, I believe her struggle…and the depth of her character…and by depth of her character…I mean her bra size… I’m always down for an aspiring actor to pay her rent and aspire the naked way…it’s better than working a strip club and who knows, maybe she’ll get famous for her tits, I mean this is a far better strategy than fucking execs as some call girl or some shit, unless of course she’s only here from fucking execs…and who cares if she is, we’re all fucking hookers….it’s human nature…what matters is her nude scene.
Her name is Anastasia Ashley. If you’ve never heard of her, she’s a pro surfer I’ve posted on before. If you have heard of her, you know she’s got an amazing surfer ass, a surfer ass that she’s warming up the right way before her recent surf contest, that according to the internet, she didn’t win in competition but seriously fucking won in her warm up….a warm-up she twerked her way through while listening to her iPod while the other surfers looked on in confusion…a warm-up I want to marry…a warm-up I wish I could write a song for…a song where the chorus goes like this “do that warm-up on my dick”….it’s a work in progress, I’m not very musical…but it gets the point across…. This is amazing. Her ass is amazing. Her warm-up…amazing…all sports need warm-ups like this…all high school gym classes need warm-ups like this…all amateur and pro sporting events need warm-ups like this…hell all gym work-outs need warm-ups like this. It’s fucking perfect, she’s fucking perfect… The best thing in all this is that I have a feeling she has no idea that she’s being watched, you know she’s a surfer and surfers just don’t give a fuck…I have a feeling she has no idea she’s being filmed as she warms up before the contest…which makes it so much hotter, at least to me, because I’m all about watching a bitch, whether through her bedroom/bathroom window…or in public..I’m a creep like that…a creep who needs more twerking in my life… via VIDHUNTR
Not only does this bitch look semi-retarded with her big old water head, you know high functioning retard that the modeling agencies take advantage of because they can, you know cuz she’s a retard…but she was also dumped by Adam Levine, which pretty much makes her as close to worthless as a body this good can get…worthless in spirit, not in money, cuz I am sure her day rate is 10,000 dollars… Here she is posing in underwear… Here are some other pics of her in her lingerie CLICK HERE
I guess it’s not really fair for me to say this is the best Taekwondo demo of the day, because it is the only Taekwondo demo I’ve ever seen, but I will say that this dude was either pranked hard or an idiot. Highlight of the video, when the little girl walks off crying…not because I like when little girls get hit by flying pieces of wood, but I like when Taekwondo masters are ridiculously bad at being Taekwondo masters are part of their hustle is hurting kids along the way…it’s pretty fucking funny.
Tiiu Kuik is an Estonian fashion model who was discovered at 13 by some pervert in the supermakret…where she was soon after deported to japan…like all good 13 year old models who have parents who love them and don’t want to extort them do….you know totally not human trafficked for Japanese perverts at all. She’s 26 now, she’s done huge campaigns, she’s represented CoverGirl, and she’s naked in this photoshoot, because when you’re a model, getting naked isn’t considered a scandal…it’s considered art not porn…I dig that…
I have a crush on this model. Her name is Magdalena Frackowiak , and she’s got a pretty fucking legendary body. She’s one of the vaginas that the evil people at Victoria’s Secret are dabbling with to see if they will use her as part of their first string team, you know she’s young now, and they need to put her the ringer to see if she’s up to their standards of selling her fucking soul to them, or more importantly, that she’s got marketability that will make making her famous worth their time. I prefer when SHE POSES NUDE But this awesome booty shot for some company works for me, I’m easy to please like that.
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…
