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LAPD of the Day

This cop is the Rhubarb lady of police work. She doesn’t like tatted up gangsters…who park in parking lots…I find her assertiveness kinda hot, far hotter than the bike cops I saw last night who were chasing a “perp”…that’s what they call them…because they looked so fucking silly…even in their spandex police shorts…I mean I’d let them arrest me on bike just because I’d feel bad that they were put on bike patrol, like that’s a shitty fucking deal, so I’d want to help them look good to their peers who get to drive the cars and motorcycles, you know and carry the real guns… If you don’t like, maybe you’ll prefer this dude’s attempt at getting an insurance claim. Cops are the worst.

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LAPD of the Day

Sharon Stone Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

I would say that Sharon Stone is scary, especially in her bikini, because she’s old as fuck, but I kinda like it. I mean sure she’s gone through menopause, and probably 100s of men, giving her a vagina that is probably better to look at in slow motion and zoom watching the Basic Instinct DVD, I mean if you’re scared of an old used pussy, which I’m not… The fact is, she walks around in see through shirts she just doesn’t give a fuck, almost like senile bitch, confused as fuck, at the grocery store in her underwear, only a little more refined and on luxury vacations, spreading her twat in a bikini, because she’s already put herself out there, and now, as she falls apart, is public domain, ready to be stared at by anyone willing to stare at her…and I am pretty ready to stare at her… To see you the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Sharon Stone Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

Sharon Stone Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

I would say that Sharon Stone is scary, especially in her bikini, because she’s old as fuck, but I kinda like it. I mean sure she’s gone through menopause, and probably 100s of men, giving her a vagina that is probably better to look at in slow motion and zoom watching the Basic Instinct DVD, I mean if you’re scared of an old used pussy, which I’m not… The fact is, she walks around in see through shirts she just doesn’t give a fuck, almost like senile bitch, confused as fuck, at the grocery store in her underwear, only a little more refined and on luxury vacations, spreading her twat in a bikini, because she’s already put herself out there, and now, as she falls apart, is public domain, ready to be stared at by anyone willing to stare at her…and I am pretty ready to stare at her… To see you the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Behati Prinsloo Got Some Juicy Jeans of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is unfortunately tainted by Adam Levine so bad that she’s willing to marry the motherfucker… I guess that’s just what these models do in their off time, they fight with each other to see who can land the biggest earning musician… Behati is so bad at it, that she was willing to get back with said musician, who happens to be Adam Levine, after dated 3-4 other models who are hotter than her after they broke up… I guess hat’s what true love is all about people…we just need to use models to show us the light…the light that is getting knocked the fuck up as fast as possible and not worrying about who else he fucks as long as you’re the one legally in line for 50% of his assets or at least a decent alimony settlement even though you make a million dollars or more a year as a fucking model. Because it’s all about winning the “which A-Lister can you marry and get impregnated by”…contest… I find her pathetic, but she’s an immigrant and doesn’t know better, and here she is in pants for Juicy, Juicy Pants for a Juicy girl, who only gets Juicy if you have so much radio play people want you and your high pitched voice dead.

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Milla Jovovich for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Milla Jovovich may be 100 years old, a mom, but she’s still got it going on, at least when in a bra for a magazine, like it was 1998 and this was the Fifth Element premiere, and not 15 years later…but I have a feeling these are old pictures…and I have a feeling she looks a bit like a dude in a bra…your favorite…

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Yesterday’s Irina Shayk’s Cameltoe of the Day

Sometimes I post so much that by the time a picture of some low level mail order bride who played her mail order bride career properly because she’s hot as fuck…and good enough to be hired by a pro-soccer player in need of a beard…because being gay wouldn’t work out so well with him and his fans who get boners for him…which ended up landing her in SI Swimsuit loved by everyone and not just paying customers…which I guess is okay with her, but deep down inside she was born a whore and will die a whore and will show her pussy even if it’s through spandex pants…pants so good they would motivate me to go the gym…. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Courtney Stodden Eats a Vegan Dog of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a magical creature who makes a mockery of the hollywood and entertainment industry…but more importantly of the media and tabloid industry…because despite having never done anything but marry a d-lister, she’s got people talking about her like she matters…she’s even booking events where she is in a bikini…for PETA…rockin’ her animal friendly clown-like, circus performance caliber, novelty sized, tits…pretty much in line with the rest of her brand…from being a child bride who looked like a washed up hooker at 16, to this nonsense, I’m just ready to get on with it and have the sex tape released…because she’s built herself to look like a pornstar, she might as well do fucking porn, I guess she’s waiting for people to stop caring…I’m surprised they haven’t already. To See the pics of her in the Lettuce Bikini CLICK HERE More VIRAL VIDEOS HERE

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Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is an aspiring bikini model, who at 17 already knows how she wants to leave her mark on the world, she’s already established her superficial, vapid legacy and it is all thanks to her sister’s porno career and her mom’s ability to prostitute her kids, because let’s face it, kids are ungrateful assholes who ruin your naps, and life, and cost you money and tie you down, so you might as well put them to work, and make having them worth it…right? Well, since she’s not hired by Victoria’s Secret, she’s gone to instagram to put out them bikini pics…herself…because I guess it’ll plant a seed…and the good news is if all else fails she can leak a porno…her sister already knows all the right people and you know she’s already getting her fuck on…practicing for the big day whenever that may be…cuz her momma taught her right.

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Britney Spears in a Bikini of the DAy

Britney Spears decided to walk around in a bikini and it wasn’t as disgusting or amazing as it could have been. I mean seeing fetus head, cheetos, a bottle of Mountain Dew sticking out of her cunt like it was old times would have been a lot more fun… I mean sure, she’s not offensively fat, she’s actually kind fit and thick, in a fertile bitch I want to fuck like I was K-Fed and not just because it comes with a retirement plan kind of way…but in a she’s got good fucking booty to stick it in her pooper, even if said pooper smells like fast food…no wait…especially since said pooper smells like fast food.

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Lana Del Rey’s Hot House Hunting Pose of the Day

I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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