I don’t know why companies feel compelled to give these models a voice…like the public cares to hear from them…when all we want to do is look at them… Cuz the second I hear these bikini model cunts talk….I instantly hate them and their pudgy retard face…..it’s like their sex appeal disappears and I start thinking if I was actually to fuck this bitch, I’d have to listen to her talk, making jerking off to her tits, more stressful than it should be…especially since it is hard enough dealing with the fact that she’s gonna end up fat…. Just keep them doing what they were hired to do…posing like idiots half naked for a camera so we can imagine they are whoever we want them to be…instead of listening to them talk making us hate them and everything they represent…. Bring the focus back to her disproportionate tits…fuckers…
I love how Lana Del Rey, a youtube sensation who is going to be the next thing in pop music, is so happy to be getting positive attention that she hangs around awkwardly with these fans for a long time, not quite sure where else to go or why she’s standing there, only for the fans to even ask “Hey Lana why are you being so nice to us, this is weird”…..for her to respond awkwardly “cuz I fucking love you”….sounding like a drunken college coed ready to try anal for the first time…. I am amazed by Lana Del Rey…both her lip and her internet success…she has been the first fabricated artist I think they’ve packaged in an amazing way…she’s got this lounge singing voice, an old Hollywood vibe, but really she’s just a rich kid with a dream with a dad trying to keep her out of trouble…everything paid for…but clearly it works…the songs are bullshit, but catchy and better than any lady gaga shit I’ve heard…so as much as I want to hate her for being a talentless hack in a halloween costume with a fake lip…I just kinda want to fuck her… So she gets a lot of hate cuz she can’t sing….she’s more of a melodic talker like this french waitress I had the other day “what CAN i GET Youuuuuuu”….. all studio tweaking….and her SNL performance proved her inability…… Clearly cleaned up for her Letterman performance that she’s probably been practicing with all the best coaches in the industry cuz after 60,000,000 youtube views…her record label expects her to be a real money maker….so nothing but the best coaches for her… Full of shit or not…I still want to fuck her….up the ass…to see just how full of shit she is…but I’d settle for pics of her naked/in a bikini/fucking…someone needs to bring it…an ex boyfriend…her PR people…someone…
You’d think being the low level celebrities Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are…they wouldn’t have to do Duck Face, they’d have facial expression coaches and make-up artists to prevent a face I’ll never understand….mainly because it never looks good… I just assume the bitches doing it think it pouts their lips, and gives them good texture by stretching them out the right way…all big lipped ig eyed big dreams….but it looks like they are high school girls prepping a Myspace profile back when Myspace still existed…. Guys want O-Face…or Dick Sucking Face…or Cum on My Face Face…we don’t want this shit…even when we get that Tisdale is a monster and should be walking around with a burlap sack on her head…but that’s no fucking excused….. TO See the Rest of the Duck Face Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK BONUS Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens on Jay Leno the other day….She’s not wearing a short enough skirt for me to see her panties that her 5 o’clock shadow cuz she’s a hairy little monkey who needs to shave her vagina twice a day…and we know this cuz we’ve all seen it…and liked it…cuz pubic hair makes us feel like men….but I’ll post the pics anyway…
Kelly Brook’s tits were shown off in a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…..and I liked it…cuz big cleavage with a natural set of tits is one of life’s pleasures….all fertile and ready to feed a tribal village…just as soon as I’m done with them…kinda thing….ideally the lactation comes from before the miscarriage….cuz I’m not ready to be a father…I’m more of a stepfather….and none of that matters…cuz there are tits to be stared at…. Now here’s a hot instagram picture of Kelly Brook in some amazing leather leotard…and thigh high athletic socks…like she’s not in her mid 30s…like she didn’t just have a miscarriage/abortion while showing us her pussy lip ….like she is at her peak and is going to ride that out as hard as she can…while I watch…cuz this kinda shit is erotic to me….mainly cuz her leotard touches her pussy, asshole, tities all at once…amazing…
I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about….. But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists….. I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’m a little slow on these pictures and I don’t even know why I feel compelled to post them…but they are of new mom Jessica Alba that were in Australia Instyle this past January…and they could have been shot pretty much any fucking time…but I’m gonna assume they are after her second baby….so I figure my motivation is trying to understand how she pulled off this pantsless leotard looking onesie shit…without having a fleshy pile of mom pussy sticking out the sides…is it photoshop…or is Alba a freak of nature…or more importantly…does Alba just get a C-Section like every smart girl trying to maintain her pussy’s appearance and tightness….not that it matters since my dick is so small, even an infant’s vagina is loose on me….but I like wasting my days thinking about these idiotic things…thanks for joining me.
Blake Lively, better known as the D-Lister who fucks A-Lister men, is showing us why those guys who could potentially fuck anyone, waste their time with her, because prior to these pictures for Elle Magazine, I just assumed they shared the same publicist and this was their effort to bring her from Gossip Girl to big movies like she was Angelina Jolie or some shit…so it has been decided…Blake Lively looks fucking hot….
I’ve never heard of her, but apparently someone who doesn’t have cable to change the channel from smutty celebrity bullshit lies who happens to read this site has…..he likes her so much he has her on Google alerts….creepy….sent in a picture of Arianna Costa, who is some host of Extra, that I assume Mario Lopez fingers when he’s not fucking Maria Menounos up the ass, cuz that’s how Greeks communicate, via anal sex on some avatar shit…. This video has the worst fucking narrator I’ve ever heard in my life…but there’s some old Extra bitch in a bikini and at least one of you will like that….which works since the site only has one reader…
Bikini model posing may be fucking hot cuz you got these hot bitches in bikinis but if you take a second to look past some south african hot ass, hot body, I wish I wasn’t a fucking loser and I got to fuck this pussy dry….even though all pussy around me starts off dry, ends dry and stays dry when bitch wakes up from the roofies….you will realize just how ridiculous this shit looks….I mean if I was out there standing like this for a camera the world would laugh at me….maybe that’s what I need to do to get myself famous….I guess we’ll see what my next move is and when we anxiously await…..here Candice to make you happy, or miserable provided your gf just dumped you or you don’t have a girlfriend but you are instead destined to be alone…..
Here’s some self shot bikini pics of Arianny Celeste…some UFC bitch that you’ve seen in a bikini before if you are into UFC…cuz she’s the girl in the ring in her bikini that you probably didn’t notice in a bikini because you are into UFC…the gayest sport around….because all that half naked spandex fighting is gay foreplay…so here she is trying to expand her fan base to dudes who care about tits more than they care about dick on ass combat….
