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Jessica Alba’s Mexican Mom Ass in Pants of the Day

With all the breeding that Alba’s been under the last few years…I find her slowly becoming more and more Mexican…something she tried to hide because no one wants to admit they are Mexican….unless there’s a trend in Hollywood that being hispanic is good for business..in which case the bitch exploits it…we’re talking to you Eva Longoria…. The only thing not Mexican mom about her is that she’s bounced back from the babies like it is her job, cuz it is her job to look good, unlike other Mexican women who’s only job is to make more fucking babies….and corn tortillas for dinner after they husband comes home from his gardening/brick factory gig… I know how these things work….my name is Jesus Martinez after all…and that is that her ass, shredded apart or not…is hot even in pants…

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Emmy Rossum Sings Opera for a Hot Dog like a Homeless Hooker of the Day

So Emmy Rossum, my best friend from TWITTER who blocked me before I even sent her creepy, perverted, sex obsessed tweets about hair being nice, but would be nicer with me cumming in it, was on Conan and she sang Opera for a hot dog….that she pretended to eat, without the bun, cuz carbs are bad for an actress….even after she impressed the world with her voice….whoring out for a hot dog…but I prefer when she’s fucking on TV….. ….

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Adrianne Curry’s 2005 TItties of the Day

I hate this attention seeking bitch as much as I can hate any attention seeking bitch who is willing to get naked for that attention…. I’m blocked from her twitter feed because she hates me and we had a fight once…but it works out well for me becuase I reading her nonsense is offensive and more importantly depressing…and the fact that I would be following her, like I am interested in her, would likely lead me to suicide, since I’ve already done the hard drinking route…. Either way, she allegedly released this topless pic and this is what the caption read: 300k! my boobs are a bit..bigger nowadays, but this was on vaca few years ago. Maybe 500k I’ll post the new puppies I don’t know how authentic this is, cuz I can’t waste more time on the bitch….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz her shopping titty pics around for twitter followers or cash is hilarious…..but tits are tits….especially when they are on a bitch trying to get noticed by showing them in the most basic of publciity stunts…which is odd for someone not promoting anything..but tits are tits.

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Sofia Vergara Grocery Shopping Like the Help of the Day

Sometimes a bitch needs to re-connect with her cleaning lady roots and go grocery shopping to reflect on how far she’s come along…if you’re like me that will be enough for you to get off to because I love the concept of fucking the help…in fact I love the concept of fucking anything with a vagina….and it turns out the grocery store is a hot pot of honey pots if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that Sofia Vergara was destined to be a chamber maid at a hotel…or just a maid at a rich person’s house who fucks her like Arnold when the wife is out…but instead turned into this entity with big tits and a spanish accent in Hollywood…that I can only assume comes from selling your soul to the devil in some weird Latino ceremony…because there are hundreds of thousands hot latino women working illegally in the USA and none of them got all Hollywood….she just doesn’t add up…but here she is doing groceries anyway.

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Rocsi’s in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Roxanne, but she’s so urban she got herself a street name and goes by Rocsi….she also got a job on BET and more importantly she got herself Rafael Saadiq a Grammy winning musician and music producer who she’s on vacation with….and who probably bankrolls her bullshit…because fucking the hot host of some BET Bullshit’s face is more fun than fucking the other groupies, cuz she’s in the industry and has access to all the rappers, but she chose him….a serious conquest.

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Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small… I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby ….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy…. Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….

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Riahnna’s Bikini is See Through of the Day

If you look close enough to these pics you will see Rihanna’s shit stain of a nipple….and I think if you look really close you can see her dick…cuz that’s just the kind of woman Rihanna is….one who doesn’t mind showing you her genitals in a discreet way because it taps into her teen prostituting that made her this huge billion dollar empire she is today….and some say underage hooking is bad….those people are just uneducated…and don’t realize it can reach such great things like taking a gully bitch out of the gutter and bringing her to the 5 star hotels she used to dream about fucking john’s inside….

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Riahnna’s Bikini is See Through of the Day

If you look close enough to these pics you will see Rihanna’s shit stain of a nipple….and I think if you look really close you can see her dick…cuz that’s just the kind of woman Rihanna is….one who doesn’t mind showing you her genitals in a discreet way because it taps into her teen prostituting that made her this huge billion dollar empire she is today….and some say underage hooking is bad….those people are just uneducated…and don’t realize it can reach such great things like taking a gully bitch out of the gutter and bringing her to the 5 star hotels she used to dream about fucking john’s inside….

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Olcay Gulsen Bikini Pictures of the Day

According to Wikipedia, because that is the kind of hard hitting journalism you gotta do when you’re a blogger like me, serious investigative reporter shit that distracts me when I have to look at the pictures of the wikipedia supporters telling me to give wikipedia money cuz I use them….she goes by the name OJ… Shes arab,dutch, a fashion designer, but she’s really known for being a WAG, engaged to a european footballer, who in case you didn’t know are like gods in Europe, making them the key people to target when you’re a useless whore….in a bikini for attention, or maybe just cuz she’s on vacation and that’s what people do on beach vacation unless they are muslim or momon……what a total slut….

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Michelle Keegan’s British Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some busty UK bitch from Cornation Street, a show that I know is disgusting as fuck because I am in Canada and we were forced to watch it as teenagers to keep our or legacy to the queen alive or some shit…and even as a practically homeless, always poor, motherfuckere, their working class, nicotine stained, soot stained kitches offeded me…it was like Roseanne with worse production value and it was at that point that I decided the UK was filled with gross teeth and gross women…but it looks like Cornation Street has stepped it up cuz thie Michelle Keegan is worth a fuck, not that the other emphasyma looking older cast weren’t, see I have no standards, but this one would be more pleasurable to fuck….at least I assume….based on her tits alone.

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