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Paris Hilton’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The only thing I really hate about Paris Hilton is her face…I mean other than everything else about her, from her voice, to the things she says, to what she’s offered the world, her legacy, her retarded behavior, the fact that she was famous for pretty nothing, and her family for brining what may be the single worst human to life….but I’m not really focusing on that in this post…I’m talking on a physical level…cuz when you erase her bird face and that obnoxious grin she’s always got…she’s thin, tall, has perky tits, and there’s really nothing wrong with that…especially when her nipples are hard…if those are even her actual nipples and not some artificial stick-on nipple she uses for paparazzi attention…because that is just the kind of scum she is… I wonder if she’s using her computer that she’s lugging around to pretend she actually writes her own twitter, or if she’s going to check out what her fat brown clone is doing to strategize her next spoiled cunt steps… To See the Rest of the Pictures with her Bird Face and Hard Nipples – Follow This LInk GO

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Adriana Lima’s Old Mom Tits 3 Months Later of the Day

These tits have a legacy….people still talk about them 3 months after they were exposed… Apparently, these pictures were either screencapped from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, that can’t be confirmed cuz everything Victoria’s Secret does looks the fucking same… But I like to think some pervert’s been watching on repeat for the last three months to find the most amazing angles of the bitches he jerks off to to share with his internet virgin loser friends…you know the kind of two – three second clip that gets overlooked when the excitement of the show drops and internet virgin losers are overwhelmed by the amount of cleavage…that it takes them three months to go through it and analyze it…before finding this little golden gem…. Or maybe Victoria’s Secret released them disguised as an internet virgin loser, hoping to get some buzz about how their bras make mom tits look like they are implants…because they push them up to this brazilian’s fucking ears….and who knows, maybe they are implants, paid for from the corporation who kidnapped her from her small village to be a titty spokesperson and really it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics

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Freja Beha Erichsen Naked for Some Campaign of the Day

Danish 23 year old model named Freja Beha Erichsen…I’ve only written about her once and I facebook liked it …. Here she is posing nude in some campaign for some company…and sure you can’t see her pussy…but you gotta appreciate the fact that fashion is showcasing product by posing naked hot bitches next to the shit strategically…I figure it’s a step closer to companies paying bitches to insert their products in vagina, I’m talking sticking out like turtling a shit turd, cuz they figure that’s a back drop we’ll all be interested in seeing….this is progress motherfuckers…

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Leg of the Day

I saw the exact same body working the checkout line at WalMart the other day….Kim Kardashian is pretty fucking hideous….nothing but a no good, daddy issue porn star…I like repeating this because as she makes 70 million dollars a year, that would be 400 million a year if she was actually hot, and people overlook the fact that she staged this Black Dick Sucking Scene to be like her bff Paris…. She’s low grade, bottom feeder but the marketing machine and her PR people have spun the story in a way you all forget what matters….She She Was Pissed On In Video After She Fucked cuz she’s nothing but a toilet bowl of a person…a public urinal that should be shit in accidentally when drunk and trying to make friends laugh.. The only thing I’m with her on is that if I was stuck with the cunt who I won’t name that she’s with, I’d pretend to be on the phone too, cuz the cunt she is with who I won’t name is the fucking worse…

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Miranda Kerr Mom Legs of the Day

I am just posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s legs in response to my last post on Kim Kardashian’s fat legs to show her, not that she reads this site, but in my mind she is the only person who reads my site, thanks to being crazed from syphilis, that even brand new moms are more fit than her lazy slob ass…. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Megan Fox for Emporio Armani of the Day

One of the more depressing parts of my life is that Megan Fox ads for Armani, where she is in her underwear, are the biggest story for my site and I have to write about he site like I fucking care…. One of the more depressing parts of David from 90210’s life is that the only work he can get as an actor is on Desperate Housewives, but I guess when you unemployed housewife in real life looks like this, whoring yourself for bad television cuz you suck is the least of your concerns… What it comes down to is that I see hot girls half naked everyday, they don’t have the marketing budgets behind them to be Megan Fox hype, which is 95 percent hype, but that makes their facebook albums are more fun to jerk off to….creeper.

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Stacy Keibler for Esquire of the Day

Esquire really wants people to know these pictures are theirs…It’s like having an annoying roommate who puts her name on her can of beans so that you don’t steal them…even though they cost 80 fucking cents you ghetto fucking bitch…or it’s like the bratty only child who invites you to his birthday party when you were growing up but who won’t let you touch the atari and instead makes you watch him play it….it’s like the short rich dude with the hot girlfriend who needs everyone to know she belongs to him…making a spectacle of the shit in the most annoying way…. We get it Esquire, you got Stacy Kiebler, a Dancing with the Stars contestant 5 years ago, to strip down into her undewear cuz she had nothing better to do with herself, you know since Dancing With The Stars was pretty much the last we saw of her legs, unless you’re one of those creepy people into wrestling and the women who are part of it…. Not that it matters…print magazines are dead….it’s just a matter of time….and here are the pictures…

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Stacy Keibler Chilling At Home In Her Undies

I’m not sure what this new Me In My Place photoshoot for Esquire magazine is all about, but if it gets Stacy Keibler on her knees in her underwear I’m all for it. Here’s the leggy hottie relaxing at home in various sexy little panties and booty shorts. I had a feeling she spent her days lounging half naked on her furniture… I knew it, I’m like a psychic, I guess that means she spends her evenings having pillow fights and practicing kissing on her hot girlfriends. Amaze. more pictures of Stacy Keibler here

Snooki on the Cover of Rolling Stone of the DAy

Shit, Snooki on the cover of Rolling Stone or any magazine for that matter, you know with her little pig face, pig body and pig attitude is almost as crazy as Kim Kardashian releasing a song and hearing people give it praise even if it sounds like serious shit…maybe even the same shit that fell on her face when sucking Ray J’s dick in video as he pissed on her…. The world is doomed. We’re fucked, We’ve made celebrities out of garbage. Satan has taken over. We’re all going to die. We might as well try to enjoy the ride… There’s nothing hot about this…seriously…this is unfuckable barnyard shit……

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Snooki on the Cover of Rolling Stone of the DAy

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Breaks Chairs of the Day

As a fat man who is married to an even fatter chick….I’ve seen my fair share of fat person versus furniture….that includes being unable to fit in the fucking thing on the bus, or in other public places cuz they don’t factor in obesity into their design…or having the thing break from under us….so they can pretend Kardashian breaking the chair is a prank…you know a defective chair…while I know that’s just a cover-up for her actually breaking the chair cuz she’s fatness….fatness I’d probably ask to taste the parts of her she can’t wash properly cuz her hands don’t reach – cuz I am disgusting… Here’s a video rendition of what you can expect to see on her show when it actually hits TV…instead of the press releases images announcing this smut publicity stunt like it’s news that I’m posting here… To Read the Bullshit Story And See More Pics – Follow This Link GO

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