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Candice Swanepoel Topless in Mom Jeans of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=70261″> Mom Jeans can be hot…on the right mom…or young girl dressed in them…you see they ride an ass proper…they hug a pussy proper…but the second they are on a bitch 5 pounds overweight or more…shit reminds me of the pregnancy gunt that never went away…and that my wife refers to as her panty pillow…something that makes me want to vomit every single time…especially when the panties come off and I am forced to deal with the awkward way it hangs over her actual vagina…like some kind of science experiment gone wrong…only instead of it being a science experiment..it’s my fucking life…if you know what I mean… If you don’t, I’m trying to say like leggings, these shit are hit and miss and really depend on the vagina they are hugging…and in this case…they are done right..thanks Candice Swanepoel for the fashion lesson that is your hot little ass….unfortunately her last name reminds me of a shit covered pig in the backyard…but that’s can’t ruin a hot little ass… Bonus – Victoria’s Secret just releases their extended Spring 2011 commercial…and despite being annoyed by them all being the same…and no wheels being re-invented…because I guess they don’t have to be….I’ll post it anyway…

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Courtney Cox Single Old Mom Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if thes epics are old or new…I try no to look at these things too closely, you know like staring at the sun, I’m scared I’ll go blind… If I was David Arquette – and thank god I’m not – I would have got rid of Courtney Cox too…at least based on these bikini pics – cuz she’s old, tred and the collagen’s not holding up her ass the way it used to. Maybe it’s the pregnancies…maybe it’s laziness…maybe it’s just straight up aging..but whatever it is…it’s disgusting… I know what’ you’re thinking – that I’m an idiot and that she looks great for 40…but that’s exactly my point…thanks for proving what I so gracefully failed at getting across, great for 40 isn’t great for 20 and if you don’t have to be stuck with that shit and you can go for the 20 year olds cuz you were that guy in Scream…you sure as hell better…cuz you only live once….and it preferable to be done with a hot box full of youthful joy and a willingness to spend your money and treat you like the best show and tell presentation…than be in the shadow of some bitter, old, cunt…even if Arquette is pulling some pussy shit and trying to crawl back to Courtney Cox cuz he ran out of money and was tired of being some tween’s dancing monkey financier in exchange for un-weathered pussy or some shit…kinda defeating the whole point of this post….. I’m so insightful. I wonder why I don’t have a show on Oprah’s new network…

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stepNEWS of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am still recovering from an attempted suicide thanks to the Oscars bringing me to that ledge….Unfortunately for you I am a loser on all levels, so I couldn’t follow through on it…as nothing ever works my way…I probably should have tried no to commit suicide in order to actually die a slow painful death in attempt to feel again after the masturbatory event that robbed me of three years of my life…even if it felt more like 3 years… Here’s the news to start the day, cuz despite the stitches, it’s good to be alive, cuz these idiots share the earth wit us… Teacher Arrested, Hurt Couple Speaks Out For the first time since they were allegedly attacked by a Fort Worth teacher, an elderly couple from Grand Prairie is talking about the ordeal. Catholic School Fires Openly Gay Priest A beloved Chestnut Hill College professor is out of a job after the.private Roman Catholic institution said it didn’t know Father James St. George was gay when he was hired to teach. Mom Admits Driving Daughter to Fight Two girls fighting over a guy is nothing new, but one mom decided to step in and drive her daughter to knock the other girl flat, and it didn’t end there. It all went down in Eastpointe. Drive-by paintball attacks in Taunton TAUNTON – Police are looking for a group of males who have been unnerving residents with drive-by paintball attacks. State weighs drug tests for welfare in Florida There are two bills up for debate in Tallahassee that could change the way public assistance is distributed in the Sunshine State. 2 Busted in Bestiality Conspiracy Case Charo: Lady Gaga’s Madonna With Diarrhea Drunk Guy in the News is Amazing…

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Black Reporter Protects a Nazi of the Day

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some hero reporter kicking himself in the ass for helping some white dude getting bead down hard by some black dudes…when he shoulda stuck with his brothers…instead of with the white man he is so hard trying to conform with…cuz it turned out the white dude getting beat the fuck up was a white power nazi, while the black dudes were just trying to set the fucker straight, teaching him a fucking lesson….lots to learn in this video – take it all in.

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Elle Macpherson’s Itchy Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if I’ve said this before, but I assume I have because I’ve been running this site, wasting my days like a hamster on his wheel, day after day, without any real reward, except maybe the day impending death strikes, which for me it never does – No Emo. What I’m trying to say is that Elle Macpherson is the original pussy I got into in 1989 during my love affair with the SI Swimsuit Edition VHS someone gave me, and that love affair, one that has lasted off and on for the last 23 years, one sided yet just as passionate as if she knew who I fucking was and invited me into her big mom vagina that apparently is itchy from the puberty hair that is probably not called puberty hair once you hit a certain age growing in…or maybe it’s just herpes… Either way, just as amazing as the first time I saw her hard nipple in a see through top as she giggled with her Aussie accent. Love motherfuckers. Stop reading up on it. Start to live it. In the event you don’t come to this site often, don’t get confused by this post, I really have no soul, emotions and feel strongly that love doesn’t exist, especially not to a bitch I jerked off to many years ago, but Elle Macpherson’s itchy pussy does exist and that counts for something…. To see the Actual Pussy Scratching Pictures Follow this Link

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Reese Witherspoon Mom Ass in Whore Boots in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the ass Ryan Phillipe gave up to fuck substantially hotter pussy. He clearly made the right decision… I figure I should just put these pictures up to remind a motherfucker if you’ve ever been trapped by a porky bitch who you accidentally knocked up when working together, you don’t have to play hero and be a good guy and responsible father, you can put the bitch in her place and move the fuck onto hotter younger pussy without any remorse…cuz you gotta remember bitch trapped you in the first place to begin with and there’s nothing decent about kidnappin’….especially when she used your sperm against you… A more important question to ask yourself about this Reese Witherspoon is whether or not she’s inserted her Oscar she didn’t deserver inside her mom pussy, like this crazy Catholic girl I used to fuck used to do with her Mother Mary statue and if so does she use a condom or is she into the cold metal cuz it makes her feel alive….

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Lindsay Lohan’s Courtroom Titty Bounce of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is far less entertaining than this Good Day LA reporter….Him losing his camera man is far more fun than Lindsay Lohan losing her appeal….. I’m not gonna say she’s totally done, it’s just getting boring…but I’ll always watch the bitch and her fake tits no one cares that are fake anymore due to the diversion that is her life I call from addict, to lesbian, to rehab, to jail, to shut the fuck up… At this point watching Samantha Ronson brainwash her and convince her they are meant to be as she uses Lohan as hard as her manly hands can until Lohan ceases to exist, is more fun and I only really hate Samantha Ronson for turning Lohan on me….other than that I’m sure she’s as nice as an opportunist can get…

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Michelle Pfeiffer in the Trash of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not gonna lie – I love throwing bitches in the trash they belong in when I am done with them…It’s not my fault that girls I get with automatically become garbage with my taint and scenrt…well maybe it is but I’m not the one that made them desperate enough for 50 bucks, I’m just the one offering the shit… It’d be nice if real life imitated this masterpiece Michelle Pfeiffer is in with Zac Effron, you know when her sex appeal dwindles to the shit it has become, you can just remove her in the dumpster…not to sound psychotic or anything…I don’t want anyone dead or hurt…just in their rightful place…if that makes sense.. Here are the pics…of Catwoman gone Grandma and thrown out to be replaced by fresh vagine but it is still pornography to me….but then again I have a thing for bag ladies…they’re not judgemental behind the insanity…here are the pics….

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Juju Ivanyuk Pantsless for Numero of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Juju and my Rabbi friend may find that to be prejudice but I find it hot, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in this photoshoot for Numero…Maybe I like the name Juju cuz it reminds me of the candy I was denied as a child, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in a photoshoot for Numero….. Either way, she’s an 18 year old, pantsless model from the Ukraine…already old enough to respect “artistic vision” of a photographer and strip down…cuz it’s a hard field to break into and a willingness to whore out your body like a common pornstar or Denise Richards caliber hooker….cuz nudity is what makes the world go round and luckily I’m seriously down…cuz I’m a pervert…and so are you…

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Amanda Seyfried’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I spent the better part of the other day watching some girl load her car while wearing leggings that I assume she had no idea were faded, stretched out and fucking see through…okay maybe it wasn’t the better part of the day…but it was at least 45 seconds that I was capable of putting in slow motion and dragging out to feel like my day had purpose…. Unfortunately, that bitch who I was staring at, full ass crack and all, was not Amanda Seyfried, not that that crossed my mind at the time, I’m just saying that today, cuz these pics of Amanda Seyfried came out, and I feel like it woulda been more fun to creep on her asshole instead of that random french girls… All this to say….I love leggings Follow This Link to See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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