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Mandy Moore is Happy in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s nice to see Mandy Moore out smiling in the sunshine as she walks down the street like her boyfriend isn’t dead. It’s nice to see quick a bitch forgets DJ AM after dude had a drug overdose, even though they were already broken up, she should still be mourning, I’m talking black veil like an Italian widow waiting to die to be meet her man in heaven, but instead she’s all bubbly and shit, like she didn’t feel they were soulmates, like she just had him inside her like she has every man inside her, without any emotion…but I could be reading into this too much…you know I know nothing about Mandy Moore, other than that she’s large hipped, has weird virgin loser fans that won’t let go and accept thae fact that her career hardly exists anymore, and that she could have saved DJ AM, if she really wanted to and he could be DJing all the Oscar parties he used to…but instead he’s dead…as she smiles in her tight pants….disgusting…

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Hayden Panettiere and Some Street Meat of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what this is all about, but assume some street performing, busking, muscle beach greased up weirdo in Venice spotted Panettiere as one of his fellow circus performers and had to run up to her and say hello, where she eagerily greeted him, despite his street performing, busking germs, and bleeding aids lesion legs, because she was just that happy to see one of her fellow circus performers….I mean they haven’t been together since that Caravan tour of eastern europe back in the 1880s…you know cuz soul mates are forever… I don’t know where I went with this post, but I assume one midget freak will always love one massive strong man freak, it’s just nature’s course for them, and germs won’t ever get between them….True story. She also got raped by a dog, something a lot of girls are into these days according to the amateur videos I see on porn sites I visit, or maybe the dog recognizes his kind too…who knows….and more importantly…who cares…

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Ellen Pompeo’s Ass Kicking Mom Nipple of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ellen Pompeo is built like a tank, you know like Cameron Diaz Pretending to be Madonna, leaving the gym post pregnancy, but her nipples can’t hide the fact that a babies been sucking on the shit as hard as it can before shit dry up and turn into a dude from all the testosterone and the good news is no one knows who the fuck Ellen Pompeo is to notice. I mean other than the trailer park trash who watch Grey’s Anatomy….not that they use the internet….

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Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing good about this scene. Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

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Taylor Momsen for Nylon TV Korea of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been trying to get Taylor Momsen to answer me on the twitter the last month, she just ignores me. Maybe cuz she’s one of those young cunts who thinks she’s better than me, you know cuz reality hasn’t slapped her in the fucking face and given her spoiled brat trashy cunt ass a little perspective, or maybe cuz I’m generally creepy to young girls, like some kind of predator with an erection in his sweat pants…. Not that it matters… Cuz she still delivers the slutty teenager in pictures, and pictures are good enough for me cuz I’m old school like that and don’t need videos to get off, if anything video just distracts me from the challenge that lies ahead of me…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t then you’ve never been an impotent pervert faced with an almost legal girl, milking her age by slutting out in lingerie, giving everyone with nothing better to do, something to talk about… Here she is for Nylon TV Korea. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Kim Kardashian’s Got No Make-Up On of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Considering she’s the kind of bitch who gets her make-up tattooed to her tacky face, I’m not sure how accurate this “No Make-Up” statement is, and I’m gonna go with not very accurate, cuz botox and fake lips in what could be the most materialistic, vain despite being chubby pussy in hollywood, who no one really understands or really cares about, but who managed to make 65 million dollars last year, just doesn’t do the no make up thing, ever, under any circumstance, and maybe what we are seeing is that she’s just not wearing as much fucking make-up as her whore face normally does, you know none of that movie magic shit that makes her look like a tranny about to perform, and just some subtle everyday make-up that is probably substantially more than the women you encounter wear, but less than her usual clown get-up…and knowing these girls, she’s probably made up to not look made up for publicity…and the real question is why the fuck am I writing about this? Seriously. Should I just kill myself now, or let nature take it’s course…cuz this has got to be the fucking end…. What it comes down to is that she’s a fucking monster…. And some spandex…..faking a gym visit….even though her ass can’t back up that lie….

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Creepy Mall Ass of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girls…You aren’t safe anywhere….cuz there are perverts everywhere…I just found this picture of random, everyday girls, minding their own business, while some probably asian motherfucker filmed their innocent asses doing innocent things, and as hot as it may be, it’s wrong and that’s why I am posting it hear, you know to let the world know how against these creepy these cameras in a modified bag photoshoots are…If anything I’m a hero…a hero who likes unsuspecting ass in tight pants shot by random weirdos…a hero who thinks all girls are slutty exhibitionists…cuz they are and if they weren’t the bikini would have never been invented. True story.

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JWOWW’s Past is as Classy as I Expected of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is this really a surprise to any of you? Isn’t this the exact same as how she acts now? If it is a surprise, you are an idiot and clearly don’t watch Jersey Shore or more importantly understand the psychology of a girl who gets breast implants who isn’t a breast cancer survivor. They are always sluts who become even sluttier with their newly purchased tits…you know all of a suddent ready to flash in a Girls Gone Wild episode, or do a wet T-Shirt contest on spring breaks, cuz the tits are more like a new car, than part of them….something to show off…something they worked so hard to be able to show up…something that will lead to money making and male attention and that if she’s not stripping professionally, she’s getting as close as possible…So these pictures are pretty fucking expected and who cares…Jersey Shore sucks and this 2008 shit isn’t hot to me…it’s just fucking obvious and trashy and I always hated that…I prefer my trash more subtle. This is so fucking textbook fratboy it is fucking boring.

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Rachel Bilson’s Weird Fucking Hips Bore Me of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fuck Rachel Bilson is boring. I thought she’d turn her career around, and make up for year sof lost publicity stunt opportunity of slutting out for the paparazzi in bikinis like the other sluts when she escaped from Star Wars, but instead she’s just as fucking boring…making me notice all her flaws…like these triangular birthing hips that I don’t remember from when she was 18 and on the OC….End of an era. Who cares.

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