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Some Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

Yeah…Hilary Duff and her thickness is boring….Yeah…she got married to a hockey playing billionaire….and pretty much died to me…her back got hthick and masculine cuz hockey playing billionaires only play pro hockey cuz they like the locker room…meaning that her pussy is used in all the team building initiation events… while homie jerks off…but even though she’s passed around like a Lizzy McGuire trading card or stuff by Hilary Duff panties at a pedophile convention…and I love sluts who get passed around, she still bores me…but for some reason I am posting the pictures anyway….a reason I don’t understand…but assume it’s gotta do with the marketing machine behind her that’s got me brain washed.

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Mila Kunis’ Ass Doing Lunges in Jeans of the Day

If you’ve never seen Mila Kunis doing lunges before, you know cuz you don’t go to her fancy gym and your not her personal trainer, cuz that would go against you being fat and lazy and married to your couch and fridge in your mom’s basement… Well…Now you have. Not that it’s all that exciting, but then again, nothing excites me…..so I’m not really the one to decide these things…I’m no expert..If anything I just get annoyed by it. So I’ll leave the virgin fan boy shit to you.

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Un-nude: Theater Roundup 2-18-11

This weekend in theaters, the new superhero flick I Am Number Four , the Liam Neeson thriller Unknown , and the supernatural spookfest Vanishing on Seventh Street offer up a combined total of no boobs, zero butts, and bupkus bush. But Mr. Skin can still tell you where to see the stars strip. I Am Number Four Glee babe Dianna Agron doesn’t make her nude debut in the teenage superhero sci-fi flick I Am Number Four and neither does her co-star, Aussie babe Teresa Palmer . And the closest thing that Emily Wickersham , who also appears, has ever done to nudity is her underwear-clad performance as AJ’s girlfriend on The Sopranos . the only actress in this movie who’s ever stripped on screen is racktastic redhead Judith Hoag , who once flashed flesh on an episode of Carniv

Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest. The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that…. Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

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Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Sofia Vergara Aggressively Photoshopped for Shape Magazine of the Day

Shape Magazine is some inspirational shit for fat chicks. It’s this fantasy magazine they read thinking that they’ll follow the fad of the moment to work off their cake-eating gunt, but they never do, they just feel better in the fantasy…and to make things even more cartoon-like the magazine photoshops abs on every celebrity they convince to get on the cover. Sofia Vergara being the latest. The only reason Sofia Vergara is in any shape is cuz she’s finally had the time to recoverer from the damage years of sucking dick to the top took on her. It’s like millions of spic immigrants come to America, only one becomes famous, something’s I call “Hooker” is up with that…. Not that it matters, she’s got big tits and more importantly she was a teen mother and we like that so here are her pics.

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Sports Illustrated Models Celebrate The 2011 Issue of the Day

Sports Illustrated did a launch party for their magazine…even though all the pictures have been on the internet the last week….and I’m guess all the models featured in the magazine walked the red carpet…making the event what must be the equivalent of a UN meeting of hot pussy…So many international vaginas clothed to promote pictures of them half naked….an event they launched them into international stardom and gave them the stamp of approval that they are allowed to be in bikinis and hopefully will inspire women everywhere who don’t look like this to not pollute our lives by getting into a bikini before hitting the gym and starving themselves to look less sloppy than they do and more like these photoshopped bitches cuz these photoshopped bitches is what all men expect you to look like on the beach….so get crackin’ Here is the index or menu of the models in their every day clothes for you to cross reference with their half naked pics at SI.com The real question in all this is why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this event? SI clearly doesn’t think I am important enough. Jerks. This is like prom or some shit…. Irina Shyk Chrissy Teigan Esti Ginzburg Jessica Gomes Damaris Lewis Hilary Rhodes Kenza Fourati Isabel Goulart Shannon Click Cintia Dicker Bruna Schmitz Brooklyn Decker Julie Henderson Alyssa Miller Kate Upton Genevieve Morton Jessica White Anne V

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos Guy from My Secret Identity’s Last Name Legs of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting this shit. Maybe it’s to address what a slut she is you know having married so many dudes. Maybe it’s cuz we all used to find her hot. Maybe it’s my inner muslim hot and bothered by the little skin she’s showing, inspiring me to rape and beat her senseless like she was a CBS reporter, maybe that was too soon to make a joke about as the CBS reporter still has stitches in her vagina holding her together after her Egypt incident I have little sympathy for, only because throwing yourself amongst crazed Arabs is kinda stupid, I mean look what they did to the Twin Towers…there’s no doubt they’d do it to a vagina if it was wearing a skirt and they knew they’d get away with it…not that that has anything to do with “Rebecca Rominjn Stamos Guy From My Secret Idenity’s Last Name”….but I feel like maybe it does…cuz pics like this only turn on her obsessed virgin loser fans who can’t get over their love for her…and sexually repressed muslims…Don’t drive your plane into my house please, I’m just stating the obvious. No Racist.

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos Guy from My Secret Identity’s Last Name Legs of the Day

Some D-List Bitches at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

I normally post on the hot pussy that attended one of the many events I wasn’t invited to, you know cuz I’m insignificant, but I figured where’ teh fun in that, it’s much more entertainging and abusive when I psot about bitches I consider totally fucking irrelevant in the world at events I wasn’t invited to, just to remind me how unimportant I am in the world of entertainment. You know in a rub it the fuck in kinda way…. It’s a lot funnier when mocking people who the world recognizes as more important than me, who I think don’t matter, cuz clearly they do, I mean they were invited to this party and I wasn’t…that must mean something… Not sure if that makes sense, but it does to me… Either way, here’s the irrelevant, yet more important than me pussy…. Mary Hart – I think the paparazzi fucked up this one. They said this is Mary Hart when I’m pretty sure it is Mary Cary….Unless Mary Hart got rebuilt…. Carmen Electra…..who doubles as Carmen Sandiege…or at least her career does, cuz where the fuck is it? Malin Akerman Showin Some Cleavage…even if her tits can’t stand up to the task Charlotte Ross who I’ve never heard of before, but who is obviously more important than me…despite being kinda scary as fuck in her red one-piece outfit…. Lisa Loeb is and the Glasses you all wanted to jerk off on, a decade later and far less appealing…thanks to the accessibility of porn that made most average at best entertainers not worth jerking off to…. Mena Suvari brought her massive, weird head that is aging in a massively weird way..unless she’s just medicated…cuz she likes to go massive… I guess it was an American Pie Reunion cuz Shannon Elizabeth was there… alive and covered up cuz she must be 40 by now…in what m Despite their uselessness, they’re all more important than me, even though they really don’t matter which means I really don’t matter so why are you reading this…

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Miley Cyrus Bloated Face, Leather Shorts of the Day

I am not sure what’s going on with Miley. One one hand she’s wearing a pair of leather shorts over pantyhose like she’s the Asian girl I enjoyed watchinkg walk down the street…and on the other hand…her face is bloated as fuck. I’m wondering if it’s from over-eating…you know one too many millions of milkshakes to satisfy her broken home she blames herself for….you know emotionally sucking that shit down like my pig wife…or maybe it’s from dental surgery, but there’s no fun in that….so I’ll just think it’s from aging badly, you know her head just keeps growing and growing until puberty closes out, or even better that she’s just addicted to meds or drugs that make her swell…like cocaine or anti depressenants…I guess it could always be a medical condition…who fucking knows…maybe you have a better idea of what’s going on, I just know that at 18, she turned boring…I’m ready for an official breakdown…It’ll happen…I can tell… On a sidenote, I’d totally fuck her mom’s groupie pussy if I was Billy Ray too….but I’d never fall in love with a groupie, cuz it’s their nature to move onto more important people….and when you’re Billy Ray, that’s an easy thing to have happen…not that I have those problems…considering the last thing I had sex with was expired luncheon meat…I have no standards….I have no shame…

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Miley Cyrus Bloated Face, Leather Shorts of the Day

Amanda Seyfried Moving Shit of the Day

My summer time fetish has always been watching bitches move….you know single college girls on a budget who insist on doing it themselves cuz they don’t want to admit that dudes are stronger…or maybe they just don’t want to whore themselves out to get dudes to help them…you know use their titties to get them lifting like dumb horny monkeys….So I just standthere watching them lift heavy, bend often, drop shit and struggle as they sweat and get dirty, titties everywhere, ass everywhere, making the whole thing amazing and erotic… These pictures of Amanda Seyfried’s little ass touches on that perversion and I like it…and you should too…

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