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Holly Madison’s Tits Promote Trash of the Day

Holly Madison is apparently launching a latex clothing line in collaboration with the UFC or one of the UFC clothing companies and I felt the need to post it cuz I think this may be the trashiest thing to ever hit the shelves……it’s like being some fake tits, fake hair, gets naked in Playboy cuz stripping wasn’t giving her enough exposure for her small town, redneck, raped by her father shit, only to move to vegas with big UFC dreams and a million dollars in the bank wasn’t enough trash for her…she had to go ahead and do this… I know the UFC is huge. I also know that the fans are typical average trash, and the women who flock to that shit are stripper looking bitches, making this union make sense, but still fun to laugh at in my poverty pile. Here’s Holly Madison doing some KKK hood shit…but on a contemporary kick…black is so in right now.

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Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch… So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going… I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it. Here she is in leggings… Here she is in jeans….

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Anne Hathaway in Tight Pants of the Day

I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch… So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going… I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it. Here she is in leggings… Here she is in jeans….

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Lea Michele is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Her face is the reason she’s on a show for gay people. Gay people always hang out with ugly bitches cuz they don’t want to fuck them and like their ugly bitch personality cuz ugly bitches try harder to be fun and funny cuz they are ugly. I hate that she thinks she’s hot. I hate that she’s posing semi-erotic. It’s disgusting to me and I have no standards. She’s a fucking monster or at least a fucking muppet…whatever the fuck she is she has no business being on TV…let her work where she is meant to work…singing in the shower before going to work as a Walmart clerk her face was destined to be. We shouldn’t fuck with destiny…talented theatrical singing voice or not…I’m sure there are tons of better looking sluts who sing just as well….Hell give Aguilera the job, it’s not likes she’s doing much but eating and humiliating herself these days… Seriously. I need to start a campaign to get her off TV. I know I won’t win or even be noticed but even Ugly Betty was easier on the eyes and her name is Ugly fucking Betty… I appreciate her trying to cover up the asymmetcial science experiment that is her face, but next time she should try a burlap bag. That’s all I have to say about that…I’m too distraught to continue…

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Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Neve Campbell probably best known for fucking with high class escort Denise Richards in some movie they were in…back when Denise Richards landed an acting role…to offset her high class escorting…in hopes of one day making it without having to be a whore…before marrying her best client Charlie Sheen cuz she got knocked up…only to be set for life cuz he’s the richest man in TV…which worked out nicely considering she looks like a fucking monster now…not that this post is about Denise Richards, but who the fuck cares about Neve Campbell, she wasn’t even hot at her prime, so why’d I wanna talk about her now at her doughy middle-aged body in a bikini….but I will post the pics…

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Irina Shayk is the SI Swimsuit Model of the Year of the Day

Irina Shayk…The hot bitch dating the probably gay soccer player…who is very rich and probably has the best sports agents in the world…making this shit a hell of a lot easier to happen…but I’m not complaining…cuz this bitch is hot… The funny thing about this is the big reveal was supposed to happen tonight…. DAVID LETTERMAN HAD THE EXCLUSIVE BUT HIS STAFF FUCKED UP … Something I like to think is probably also staged to get this more attention… I assume tomorrow will be a day of SI pics…only to be told to take them down.. Good times..

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Lady Gaga is a Clown for Vogue of the Day

It amazes me that someone with a face like this has made it as far as she has in the entertainment world. I get that she’s got this circus shit going on and the her audience is all homos who don’t care for good looking people, but now she’s on the cover of Vogue, like she’s a fucking fashion ICON, when I know she’s just a fucking joke that everyone is too stupid to realize is a fucking joke, and instead they buy into it… I mean I can’t look at this shit with a straight face. I feel like I’m watching a saturday night live episode mocking Vogue…but really who fucking cares. She’s got a good scam going…and here she is posing in what may be one of my least erotic posts ever….

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Hot Ass in a Gym Creeper Video of the Day

I am not the creeper in the gym, filming all the bitches in their tight clothes, but I have been to a gym, and the only reason I was into the gym, was cuz of all the bitches in their tight clothes, who would look at me in disgust as I threw up all over the elipitical in what must have been a mild heart attack… That over a decade ago..and I don’t bother with the shit..cuz it just becomes consuming…you know girls of all ages, sweating and turning me the fuck on, making me obsessively think about hitting up their locker rooms with an awkward boner I tried hiding my whole workout I was faking but this video reminds me that I have the internet available to me and I don’t have to actually leave the house cuz I get all teh good parts emailed into me…allowing me to progressively work on being the fattest guy in town…hopefully landing a show on Oprah’s new network… Here’s some gym pussy…in video…thanks to some creep.

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January Jones’ For the Farmer’s Daughters Fetishists of the Day

January Jones looks a lot like a 12 year old boy from the 70s about to jump on his BMX to save ET or some shit, but I’m not gonna play that angle, cuz that would be pedo shit, something I like to avoid, so I’ll just play this one up as a farmer’s daughter outfit for those of you who have serious issues and dream about one day having your car break down on some dusty country road, where a helpful farmer invites you to stay in his barn, only to have his busty, curious daughter jump your civilized city dwelling dick, only to get caught after you accidentally hurt one of the pigs, only to have the farmer come out shotgun in hand to chase you away pants around your ankles…. All this to say, January Jones is overrated and the only way she’s hot is if you’ve got a serious fucking imagination.

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Liza Minnelli Poses with Tits of the Day

This is amazing….Liza Minnelli hanging with a great set of tits….the funny thing is that I’m considered a porn site cuz I’m posting this tame shit…cuz America is uptight…especially corporate America…who don’t get that life with tits is a lot better than pretending tits don’t exist…you know to please the Christians…. Not that you care about my issues, but when they tell me they can’t run an ad on my site and call me inappropriate when my site is so softcore I doubt anyone has ever jerked off to this shit…and if they have…they are sex offending weirdos who jerk off to random bullshit…while these execs are out getting fucked up the ass by whores with strap-ons…or inserting cured meat in their corporate bullshit asses… Not that you care about my issues, but it’s hypocrisy…people need to take Liza Minelli’s lead and stand next to some great tits…it changes perspective on things….it reminds us where we come from and where we’re going… I don’t know what that means, I just know these pictures belong on a t-shirt…the weirdest woman in show biz….old school classic performer…reminding us that life isn’t meant to be so censored and controled. Live a little people….

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