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Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition is about to hit, cuz they are on the promotional kick, which involves releasing pictures of bitches in bikinis who are meant to be in bikinis, cuz they fill them out the way bikinis are meant to be filled out, but all I see is Brooklyn Decker, a bitch who definitely has the tits for the job, but a face that looks like it was run through “Photobooth” on her mac. All inbred and retarded and shit, and sure that can be ignored when she’s half naked and showing her huge tits….I blame her marrying Andy Roddick, cuz his people are probably the best in the industry when it comes to sports management and sports agents, the kind of people who probably have Sports Illustrated by the fucking balls….which whould explain all the play she gets…unless people have a think for inbred retard looking bitches…which is possible…

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Paula Abdul See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You can see Paula Abdul’s bra – or a shirt made to look like a bra – and it really isn’t exciting – cuz this is Paula Abdul, who fucking cares… I’m only interested if bitch walks out completely naked medicated and drunk as fuck, slurring her words while asking for a pretzel as she fingers her asshole begging for some pills in exchange for sex…and that’s not happening…even though she’s crazy enough for it to happen… I mean, I guess these will work if you’re into chimp lookin’ bitches – in which case you may want to get a job volunteering at the zoo – cuz chimps are probably easier to manage and more accessible than the people who look like them Not that it matters…

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Miley Cyrus in Some Leggings of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is in leggings. I am only posting this cuz I think girls in leggings are the future. I get in arguments with moms about it all the time, or at least once, when I was hanging out in American Apparel watching girls try the shit on, as I do sometimes when I am bored, and one mom refused to buy her hot little 18 year old these leggings cuz she said that “leggings aren’t pants” and that “everyone could see her coochie” and I had to step in as the authority on all things good and explain that that is what pants are about these days, that is what the public wants to see, at which point I was kicked out of the store. Sure Miley’s not as hot as that 18 year old, she’s looking haggard and washed up, dirty, sloppy, uninteresting….but always a perfect girl for an opportunistic young man to get up on and ride out like she was Britney….ruin her like she was Lohan and get all the rewards like they were K-Fed…. Think about it, while I go think about my next post.

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Mischa Barton Bending Over for Old TImes of the DAy

Posted on February 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to look at Mischa Barton pictures as a morning inspiration. It’s like after seeing her thick, messy, useless self bend over, I don’t feel so bad about myself. If she hasn’t killed herself after going from the hot dead puking kid under the bed people used to jerk off to in The Sixth Sense, and by people I mean me, to going to a hit show as the main fucking character, to this out of work, sloppy, drug addicted drunk with a fat ass, all in front of the people, then why should I….. Mischa Barton is a suicide help line – and here she is bending her pig self over….cuz if you’re like me, you don’t like fat women, but they never say no, especially if you put donuts around your cock….that’s when shit gets nutty. All this to say, at least I’m not Mischa Barton…

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Prince Kicks Kim Kardashian Off Stage of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kim Kardashian is at the point of entitled where she feels like her big round porno sex tape making ass has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants…She’s untouchable…except when making sex tapes with black dudes who not only touch her….and have unprotected sex with her…but also pee on her….not that it matters..she’s done a great job making the world forget her sex tape…. Even Though They Can Buy It Here It is all our fucking fault for making her this brand everyone loves and that I don’t understand…but here’s her latest story…cuz her D cup titties and fat ass have given us the opportunity to really get to know her….annoying personality that’s conning us while making millions… So she got on stage with Prince, he kicked her off, cuz she has no right fucking up his show or cheapening it by showing her 5 foot 2 frame being taller than him and if you want to read the funny story about how she refused to dance cuz she thought it would ruin her gut harness that makes her look less fat or maybe cuz her only move is being a public urinal at a Jamaican bobsled training session for the locals..if you know what I mean ….no racist. follow this link ….

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Prince Kicks Kim Kardashian Off Stage of the Day

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I guess Kim Kardashian is at the point of entitled where she feels like her big round porno sex tape making ass has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants…She’s untouchable…except when making sex tapes with black dudes who not only touch her….and have unprotected sex with her…but also pee on her….not that it matters..she’s done a great job making the world forget her sex tape…. Even Though They Can Buy It Here It is all our fucking fault for making her this brand everyone loves and that I don’t understand…but here’s her latest story…cuz her D cup titties and fat ass have given us the opportunity to really get to know her….annoying personality that’s conning us while making millions… So she got on stage with Prince, he kicked her off, cuz she has no right fucking up his show or cheapening it by showing her 5 foot 2 frame being taller than him and if you want to read the funny story about how she refused to dance cuz she thought it would ruin her gut harness that makes her look less fat or maybe cuz her only move is being a public urinal at a Jamaican bobsled training session for the locals..if you know what I mean ….no racist. follow this link ….

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Lucy Lawless in Spartacus of the Day

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I was never into Xena Warrior Princess…Not even when it was on the only channel I could pick up with my TV on a Sunday when hungover with an erection ready to be serviced before I had the internet…maybe it was cuz I wasn’t a virgin, maybe it’s cuz I hate that fantasy warrior shit, maybe it was the shitty production quality that brought me to jerking off to my neighbor’s dirty laundry, maybe it is all Xena’s fault I am the pervert I am….but I know a lot of people were into it…because you have trouble getting laid, and really who needs girls, they just get in the way of your Role Playing War Games…You fucking weirdo…. Turns out that I am into her getting naked on TV in this Spartacus shit…even though she’s huge and I like my bitches dainty, and even when the show is pretty much Xena 2.0…cuz thanks to the internet…there’s tits…and I don’t have to watch the whole thing..and that WORKS FOR ME… Here she is with some bitch named Jamie Murray in some Lesbean shit… Here’s some bitch named Marisa Ramirez with a great ass getting interracial… ANd here’s some uncredited actress flashing tit and bush in an orgy…cuz we all gotta start somewhere!

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Lucy Lawless in Spartacus of the Day

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I was never into Xena Warrior Princess…Not even when it was on the only channel I could pick up with my TV on a Sunday when hungover with an erection ready to be serviced before I had the internet…maybe it was cuz I wasn’t a virgin, maybe it’s cuz I hate that fantasy warrior shit, maybe it was the shitty production quality that brought me to jerking off to my neighbor’s dirty laundry, maybe it is all Xena’s fault I am the pervert I am….but I know a lot of people were into it…because you have trouble getting laid, and really who needs girls, they just get in the way of your Role Playing War Games…You fucking weirdo…. Turns out that I am into her getting naked on TV in this Spartacus shit…even though she’s huge and I like my bitches dainty, and even when the show is pretty much Xena 2.0…cuz thanks to the internet…there’s tits…and I don’t have to watch the whole thing..and that WORKS FOR ME… Here she is with some bitch named Jamie Murray in some Lesbean shit… Here’s some bitch named Marisa Ramirez with a great ass getting interracial… ANd here’s some uncredited actress flashing tit and bush in an orgy…cuz we all gotta start somewhere!

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Time to Take a Break to Stretch of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I sit all day. I don’t really believe in physical activity cuz whenever I try it, I feel like I’m going to die. I figure trying to get off the couch to the bathroom is enough of a fucking challenge for me, that I don’t need to be bothered going to the gym and turning into some frat boy faggot who stands naked with his dudes after a great game of racketball to prove how comfortable and confident he is with his dick, refusing to be the firt to put his pants on, cuz that would mean he was intimidated by the other dude, …not to mention all the bitches in spandex who would probably end up luring me into the lockerroom to watch them shower in what I thought was inviting looks, but was really looks of disgust that I misinterpreted….it is all way to complicated…so I just watch videos of people working out, ideally bitches, ideally stretching, cuz shit is porno and good for you…

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Katy Perry’s Tits on TV of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch TV. Especially not some sitcom bullshit with Dougie Howser pretending to be a womanizer, when really I know the only womanizing he does is when he’s wearing ladies underwear as his houseboys rape his asshole while playing “Naughty Housewife”…celebrities are so weird… I am not part of the Katy Perry fan club, even though I give her more attention than she deserves, even though she shows off her tits, strategically to distract from her lack of anything else endearing… So here is her guest appearance on the show, that aired last night, but was being promoted hard over a week ago that I didn’t bother with, cuz I still don’t give a fuck that it happened and I’m just posting it to buy time… and because sometimes showing off big cleavage is enough…Here are some pics….

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