Here’s some tits for fashion cuz fashion isn’t really about the clothes but about the tits at least when you’re a pervert like me who only cares about the tits…. I don’t know what Jalouse Magazine is, I don’t know who Marloes Horst is. I don’t think either will change my fucking life. But I do know a set of tits when I see them and I figure if they are postin the shit at getting the million dollar campaigns, I should be too. That’s all I have to say about that.
All these Cameron Diaz pictures in a bikini kinda look the same…A muscular chick with hard nipples on her rock hard pecs walking around like the hot piece of ass she was before the testosterone she was taking took the fuck over, broadened her shoulders, boxed out her hips, robbed her of her ass, and gave her a 6 pack. I don’t know how I feel about this shit, on one side of the equation, I hate fat chicks, and on the other, I remember the body building stripper I managed to bring home out of curiosity of what fucking a body builder was all about….turns out it is pretty fucking weird, and leaves you with bruised pubic bone and as they dig as hard down as they can to feel as much of your dick as they can before squeezing the fucking thing off in some intensity that makes you feel kinda gay after you cum. I guess she’s just trying to pull a Madonna for her man A Rod. Who cares, it’s scary…
I feel like the unofficial spokesperson for twitter….Posting all these bitches in their bikinis that they think is important to put up to twitter…to show off their fake tits…let the world know their annoying asses still exist…a little older….now with more Autistic babies that I guess she put in a cage like she was John Travolta to get out and tan….all for more followers…a simple strategy that works for me…even if fake tits don’t work for me…cuz polluted autism making uteruses do…since if you have to have a kid…it might as well be antisocial and into playing rocks quietly in the corner than a motherfucker who asks too many fucking questions on repeat…that shit gets annoying you know… Either way here is the pic…and I’m digging this free to use shit….twitter makes the paparazzi and their 500 dollar a picture or we’ll sue you obsolete…Keep them coming ladies.
Tila Tequila has a Sex Tape ….I wrote about it last week mocking her, but you gotta give a bitch like this credit….She was a nobody, but getting fake tits and hustling on Playboy cybergirls and myspace made her enough of a somebody to get her own TV show…Sure the whole thing was good timing with the internet going mainstream and mainstream media signing up with anything that was getting hits…without realizing they were just low level bottom feeders…but now they are low level bottom feeders lots of people know and don’t care about…She’s got shitty plastic surgery scars and this isn’t a real sex tape….it’s just porn…and that may make me hate her more, but I couldn’t be bothered… Now her life has been a series of sex tapes, publicity stunts and all that obvious shit, but you know it kinda worked for her, cuz based on her look, I’d expect her giving hand jobs in back alley Viet massage parlors… Also, I did some research and it turns out that she’s not the Vietnamese girl running on fire from the Vietnam war all growed up, despite what her vagina may tell you… Now, I’m gonna say you should get the DVD, cuz I figure all sex tapes are worth watching, even if the cunt in the video is annoying and makes you want to punch her in the face, and even if the shit is lesbian porn, while lesbian porn is only good for chicks who feel naughty getting off to two girls while not being distracted by huge cock, cuz every girl I know jerks off to lesbian shit…no guys I know do. Either way, watch clip, get the movie, show me your tits, I don’t give a fuck…we’ve been watching her demis for a while and I figure this just ads to the experience….even though only 500 people watched her strip on webcam last year….which was totally shocking to me and makes me wonder why she didn’t kill herself…but I guess it was cuz she knew she had these tricks in the bag…good hustle…dumb bitch. To Get Your Hands on the Sex Tape in Full – Follow this Link…. GO
I watched this when wasted at 3:30 in the morning when I got home from the bar I may have got AIDS at…and it was opened on my computer when I woke up…if it was actually considered being awkake…I’m pretty sure I was dead and watched this video again…with no memory of seeing it last night and shit made me dance on my couch…if nodding your head as the room spins is considered dancing…but it put me in a better mood so I decided to post it to start your shitty hungover friday off right, with a smile motherfucker…cuz smiling is what I’m all about…especially when it’s a pussy smiling back at me… More to come if I don’t die…I feel my heart palpitating….Fuck you alcohol for ruining me.
Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works… It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it… I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish… Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site… Why did I do this to myself..
Leighton Meester, the girl who’s mom taught her how to hooker her way to the top, you know and other prison tricks to success is starting to win me over…. CollegeHumor is doing the Funny or Die strategy, only I fully support CollegeHumor and I’m not gonna hate them, cuz in the beginning of my internet experience, CollegeHumor was the only site that linked me, sending inpsiring traffic I’ve never been able to recreated but have spent the last 5 years trying and not succeeding at. All I know is Leighton saying touching her shit on repeat is pornographic to some and by some I mean me….especially people with rape and molestation fetishes…like me…this is some subtle brainwashing…subliminal message shit…I think she just hynotized me… Also, it’s interesting to see how movie companies are responding the the internet by promoting movies through customized viral videos. It’s the end of the era where the homegrown youtube star will cease to exist. I’m lookin forward to that day, cuz talented hacks don’t deserve to get noticed…like me on this site….
There are some recent Rihanna Sexting pics circulating – cuz Rihanna is an attention whore…I mean you don’t just become a huge popstar with minimal talent and average looks, especially when they are from Barbados without illegal teenage prostitution scandal a motherfucker is trying to coverup… Pics Tipped Off By – SpeedMonkey
Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli… How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.
I love watching Lohan tease her lips with her fingers like they were Samantha Ronson’s coke covered dick on her pussy…but maybe I’m just looking too deep into what is probably just a compulsion of an ex drug addict soon to be current drug addict replacing one habit with another, maybe she’s just rubbing the coke on her mouth to get the numb feeling cuz it isn’t actually doing the coke, or maybe she just likes trying to find feeling in her fake lips, or maybe she’s just trying to play cute, like a little girl in the amusement park or someshit, Lohan lost the cute angle when she took 8 dozen dicks in her while feeding a alcohol and substance abuse issue over the course of the last 5 years, that whole cute thing doesn’t work on washed up crackheads who smell like stale cum and rotting flesh and the real issue here is why the fuck am I analyzing it, I should just stare at it, then move on, cuz this is Lohan we’re talking about, she hardly exists and could be diddling her pussy and I’d find it boring and obvious because unfortunately we can’t bring back the Lohan that Wilmer Valderamma ruined, cuz that was the Lohan we liked the best….this other Lohan is just a fucking downer…with amazing tits…which I guess make her better than you….but she never fucking shows them…making the whole thing very very confusing…like why I am up at 9 am. Fuck.
