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Some Suts at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited TO of the DAy

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are a lot of events that I don’t get invited to. I am not entirely sure why, I mean maybe it’s because I am not as important as any of these unknown bitches, maybe because I don’t suck dick, maybe cuz my tits are round and my man pussy not lubricated, but it’s probably because people don’t know I exist, not that I’d go if I was invited, cuz who the fuck are these bitches and why the fuck are the paparazzi taking pictures of them….but more importantly why the fuck am I posting pictures of them… The movie is called The Rite. I’ve never heard of it but by the attendence of the premiere I can tell you it is going straight to DVD…. I didn’t bother googling them, I don’t even why I bothered posting them Torrey De Vitto’s Pasties, assuming she’s not Danny De Vitto’s mistress… Marija Karan…. Carla Ortiz….. Charlotte Ross ….. Yeah, I don’t know why I did this post either…but it’s done…so we can all move on…

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Selma Blair’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love when people talk about how beautiful a thing pregnancy is, when I know there’s nothing beautiful about watching a bitch get fat while something grows inside them, and so does everyone else, except maybe a few hormonal bitches who are at that stage of their life, when they crave this shit happening to them…. Especially when I see pictures of a bitch like Selma Blair walking around like some kind of jungle primate, and her tits aren’t even milk filled or swollen, which is the whole fucking point of getting pregnant… And that’s strictly on a physical appearance level, I mean hormonally and dealing with morning sickness, bitchiness and anxiety of bringing life to the world is a whole other dimension of why pregnancy is not a beautiful thing…. And bitches wonder why their husband cheat on them whenever they hit the third trimester…this is your fucking answer… Here she is Prgnant from the other day…… Here she is in a bikini from the past, not cuz I find her hot, but cuz bikinis always make a bitch worth lookin at…especially after lookin’ at her pregnancy pics…. Here she is in Short Shorts on Set of Something I assumed didn’t make it into a second seasn

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Jessica Alba’s Titty is Boring in a Tight Dress of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who gives a fuck about Jessica Alba. We need to remember her as the starlet who wronged us. Who chose her cunt self over her career and keeping her pervert fans happy. Who felt too important to get naked on camera, cuz she felt she had integrity and didn’t want to cheapen herself, even though she only was getting work for being hot, and who instead went and got knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was trying to dump her, like she lived in the fucking projects or some shit….The whole thing is fucking ghetto and I hope the only way she ever makes a comeback involves me seeing if her pussy is an inny or an outty… That’s all I have to say about that… Here she is showing off skinny calves on the street….like a common whore….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

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Some Tits on TV of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The biggest thing for my future, aside from my liver surviving more self-destructive behavior, as I get on in years, I feel more and more like shit and doubt that I have much left in me to give, is the fact that TV is following my lead…It is saying that people like seeing nudity, it is kinda the basis of humanity, fuck the Christian corporations, and let’s do this thing the way we want to do it for the people, cuz otherwise the internet will make us totally irrelevant and the only competitive advantage we have over the internet is that we have budget that allow us to produce amazing nudity with amazing pussy that these idiot bloggers could never afford to get naked, and I love every second of it…. Since I was kid, I needed nudity to keep me interested in anything, which made elementary school a series of embarrassing moments, and maybe, just maybe I’ll get a job as a consultant on one of these shows, since tits is what I’ve made my life about…maybe they’ll even give me my own show, I’m willing to do anything, I have concepts for cooking shows, for craft shows, for Home Renovation shows, and they all include naked bitches, I’m fucking ready for you TV career.I just want their stamp of approval/lots of fucking money… Let me sell out…Please… And until I do, I like tits on TV….so here are the latest from yesterday’s best cable TV shows…. Emmy Rossum in Shameless Camille Chen in Californication

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Julia Stiles Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just woke up. Thank you alcoholism for making me so relaxed and well rested…. I gave up being reliable, long before the internet ever happened… So here’s Julia Stiles in a bikini cuz we all like bitches with the deepest fucking voice ever created….especially when they have the facial structure of Downs Syndrome…cuz we all down with syndrome…right…. It makes us feel dainty, and sometimes, that feels ok… To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link GO

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Terry Richardson Shoot for Sisley of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sure Terry Richardson sold out and is repetitive, but I’m trying to also, cuz selling out pays the bills, and I realize that when you sell out and take the fuck over, you eventually start getting the mainstream to follow your pervert lead. There is no way a company like Sisley, who have retail stores in malls, would ever get models to look like they are drugged up and slutting out at a fashion party…borderline amateur pornographic…disguised as art…all in efforts to stay cutting edge and cool…and that fact that they are doing this…means there is room for internet perverts like me to eventually become the norm…and I’ll stop being called a porn site and will get that Kid’s show I always dreamt of getting… THe future is bright, but don’t take my word for it, that could just be the booze talking… The sluts in the campaign are Marloes Horst and Darla Baker…I’ve never heard of them…but I’d like to have a fashion party in their pants…with my tongue…

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Izabel Goulart for Some Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of a Izabel Goulart to remind some of you bitches of what you are supposed to look like. So stop fucking eating fatty, no one wants to see you in a bikini lookin’ as sloppy as you do…there’s a reason your husband’s a loser and you’re sitting behind a desk or working the checkout line at Walmart, stop fucking eating fatty, and pull yourself together….if you don’t look like Izabel Goulart, you are nothing…you are nothing…. I think I’m gonna print this post out and give it to my wife for Valentines Day, it is just around the corner, I’ll throw in a gift certificate to al all you can eat buffet and I’m set…I’m romantic like that! See ladies…I am the ultimate man.

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Whitney Port’s Skinny Daddy Long Legs of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some irrelevant Daddy Long Legs that I didn’t want to post because I hated The Hills and everything shit stood for, but that’s because I didn’t know the follow-up was going to be Jersey Shore, something I feel is a glimpse into the end of the world, while The Hills was just annoying and not annoying and damaging to society as a whole…. I just didn’t want to give her attention or have people remember her name in anyway…for fear Whitney Port makes a comeback….we’ll just refer to her as “She who cannot be named” from now on… Cuz with legs like this, I don’t care about her micro-sized pinhead of a head….or the fact that she fucking sucks. Here is her tiny ass hanging with Tila Tequila, or some other Asian….at that was my statement that may have been racist of the day…one far better than yesterday’s making fun of Natives for not paying taxes, but using tax paid facilities to pass out on from huffin’ too much gas….leading to me possible getting scalped, but leaves me happy none of me will go to waste, they will use all of me and not just use me for my pelt….thanks to my native friend for pointing that out over twitter yesterday….it made the fact that I am going to get sacrificed when these natives find me…and they will find me…cuz they are good with that kind of stuff…all the more comforting…

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Kelis’ Dress Comes With a View of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not that the view is all that amazing…This is no million dollar shit you’d see on the HGTV or anything but she claims her Milkshake Brings All the Boys To the Yard and from my understand of urban-speak- that means she gives superhead like she was SUPERHEAD- but from my experience any self-proclaiming good-head giver is usually shitty at giving head….you see every single girl I have ever met has told me she sucks dick like a pro and unfortunately, I haven’t had my dick sucked by every single girl I’ve met (I’m talking to you girl at the sandwich place), but those of whom who have made such claims to me and did end up sucking my dick were never amazing, guys just tell bitches they give the best head when they are gettin head at that time,cuz it is the best head they are getting at that moment, it’s some heat of the moment shit we say hoping you’ll swallow like the whore you clearly are, don’t take it personally, you’re the one with a dick in your mouth….and don’t take the words of encouragement to heart bitches…cuz when it’s coming from the owner of that dick, motherfucker is your number one fan, your fucking personal cheerleader until he cums…. That said, her face is battered, so bitch better be good at suckin’ dick when she looks like this…one of those things she probably practiced so much her nose fell off like she was Michael Jackson or some shit…

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