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Kate Upton Belongs In A Little Bikini

I’ve heard a few people say that Kate Upton is going to be fat one day because she’s far too busty for a supermodel, and who knows, that may be true, but until that day comes she’s absolutely gorgeous and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it. Here she is in the pages of GQ magazine looking as hot as ever. She’s perfect, those big breasts just seem to belong in a bikini or even better in a hand bra. I would have try to get her to pose with them submerged into a couple of pitchers of beer, but I’m not a photographer so what do I know.

Reality TV/Porn Star Holly Henderson Because She Likes Attention

I still have no clue who this chick Holly Henderson is but I hear she receives gifts from wealthy men in exchange for her “presence”. Turns out she is a porn star too. Funny, I’ve never seen her work. Feel free to email me links. I would love to see for myself how talented this lady really is so I can figure out how much money I need to borrow from my bank.

Kate Upton Pretends To Be Classy

Here’s Kate Upton looking all classy at the AmfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala. I’m not buying this look one bit. Kate is not a sophisticated young lady and I don’t like that she’s pretending to be. She’s pure fun and filth. Just watch her “Cat Daddy” video . So Kate, don’t pee in my cornflakes and tell me that it’s milk. Get back in your bikini or whatever sl&tty outfit you got in your closet and make the Tuna happy.

Katy Perry Is Scaring Me A Little

Aw man! What the hell is this all about? I get it, Katy Perry is going through a divorce and I hear that kind of thing can make people do strange things, but enough with the almost daily changes in her look. I loved the big breasted candy pop singer look, and I was just getting use to the big breasted hipster look, but I’m not sure I can handle this big breasted emo/goth/vampire look she’s got going on. It was hard enough dealing with girlfriends like this back in the nineties, I’m too old for this crap. I think we might have to see other people.

Kate Upton Is Pure Perfection

Sweet sweet Kate Upton , what a magnificent specimen. How could I finish off the week without some shots of her perfect hotness? Here she is walking the streets yesterday like a normal person, well sort of like a normal person, she’s putting one foot in front of the other, but she’s doing it so damn well. I love it. I could walk behind this woman for miles. Obviously from a respectful distance. The camera I have in my bag has a zoom on it.

Miley Cyrus’ Booty Does It Again

See now this is how you’re supposed to wear spandex pants. Sure they’re a little too long for my taste, but paired with a revealing tank top the whole thing works. Here’s Miley Cyrus at it again in her hot yoga gear heading to her car. I know I’ve posted a tone of these pictures and they all pretty much look the same, but I just can’t seem to get enough of that sweet sweet booty. Do a deep knee bend for me.

Kate Upton’s Bikini Dance Move Jiggles

I’m not exactly up to date on the latest dance crazes, is the Macarena still a thing? But when a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model wants to show me some new moves, I’m going to pay attention. Here’s Kate Upton in all her jiggly glory demonstrating the right way to do the Cat Daddy . I don’t know what that means, but I like the way she’s doing it. Big breasted supermodels in itsy bitsy bikinis is definitely the right way to get your message across. Too hot!

Kate Upton’s Bikini Dance Move Jiggles

I’m not exactly up to date on the latest dance crazes, is the Macarena still a thing? But when a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model wants to show me some new moves, I’m going to pay attention. Here’s Kate Upton in all her jiggly glory demonstrating the right way to do the Cat Daddy . I don’t know what that means, but I like the way she’s doing it. Big breasted supermodels in itsy bitsy bikinis is definitely the right way to get your message across. Too hot!

Kate Upton Survivor Bikini Picture

I don’t know if anyone else has been watching this season of Survivor , apparently I don’t have anything better to do on a wednesday, but I recognize this shirtless guy as one of the contestants who just got voted off. I kinda felt bad for the guy, nobody would listen to his plans and he ended up getting the boot, but that was until I found this picture of him getting al up close and personal with busty supermodel Kate Upton … You win guy.

Kate Upton’s Sweet Big T-Shirt Breasts

I complained earlier that I wasn’t getting enough boobage from the last Kate Upton pictures, you can never get enough boobage, but that seems to have all been rectified. Here she is in at something called Sportsblast in her hot little workout gear showing off the big supermodel sweater mounds. So hot. I would like to Sportsblast all over those things. That wasn’t meant to sound so dirty. Sorry.