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Kate Upton In A Swimsuit For Harper’s Bazaar

I normally post a lot of pictures of busty supermodel Kate Upton doing things like hanging out in bikinis or adjusting her big perfect breasts in a bunny costume, I can’t help myself, but I rarely post any shots of her doing any actual fashion modeling. Until now. Here she is strutting her stuff in some very classy Harper’s Bazaar shots. This looks like a party I would have liked to have been invited to, I like to swim with with really really sexy women. I’ll wear two speedos just in case.

Kate Upton’s Boobs and Booty For Easter

Obviously yesterday was Easter Sunday, and now that I’m an adult I don’t get to hunt for easter eggs anymore so it’s not as much fun. What’s Easter without treats? So I decided that instead of some lame chocolate eggs I’m going to celebrate with some pictures and a video of busty supermodel Kate Upton squeezing her breasts together in a sexy bunny costume. You’re welcome.

Kate Upton Gets Naked For Muse

I don’t know what the hell this MUSE thing is all about, but they somehow managed to convince busty supermodel Kate Upton to pose for them completely naked. Impressive, it normally takes me at least a box of wine to get a woman to pose naked for me and believe me, any woman willing to pose in their birthday suit for booze is not a woman you want to see naked. Luckily, Kate doesn’t have that problem, she’s absolutely incredible in her birthday suit. Love it.

Kate Upton Dancing In A Bikini

In case you didn’t get enough of Kate Upton’s sweet physique in yesterday’s avalanche of Sports Illustrated bikini pictures, I thought I’d bring you a sexy video of the hottie shaking her money maker while on the beach for the shoot. You’re welcome. I don’t think it’s possible to have too much of Kate Upton , especially if she’s in a bikini. The woman is spectacular. #naturesviagra

Kate Upton Topless For Esquire

Is it me or are all of Kate Upton’s pictures beginning to lookalike? Here are some new shots from the latest Esquire magazine that I’m almost positive I’ve just seen in Complex or Maxim or some other magazine for dudes. Anyway, I’m not complaining, but I think it’s time she gets naked or eventually I’ll get bored and move on. I have a short attention span. There’s only so many arms over boob pictures a man can take until they give up and find new material.      

Kate Upton Likes Her Meat

It’s that time of year again when companies spend ridiculous amounts of money to air ads during a day long event featuring men in tight pants grabbing at each other over a ball. Personally I don’t get it, but the folks at Carl’s Jr managed to convince hottie Kate Upton so sink her teeth into a delicious looking cheeseburger for their Superbowl offering. I don’t care what it’s for, this crap is hot. I’d like to sink my teeth into her beautifully tender front meat. Now that would be an ad worth watching.

A Whole Bunch Of AVN Awards Pictures

Apparently the AVN Awards were held over the weekend and yet again I wasn’t invited, but I’ve got a whole bunch of shots from the event to cheer me up. I’ve got to say that I’m not all that impressed, for a party filled with pornstars I was kind of expecting to see a whole lot more skimpy outfits and silicone… And possibly even a little girl on girl action. What a shame.

More Kate Upton Beach Bunny Bikini Pictures

Last week I posted a few teaser shots of superhottie Kate Upton modeling a couple of Beach Bunny bikinis on some gorgeous beach somewhere, so I thought it might be a good idea to share a few more. I’m still waiting for the full set, she can reach me on Twitter night or day, but until then these will have to do. I’ll take it. #hotness

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

It’s about time Vanessa Hudgens got out of her hipster clothing and put on a bikini. She should go to the beach more often because hiding such a sweet plump booty in my books is criminal. Let’s lock her up. My mom’s basement is very secure.

Kate Upton In Her Beach Bunny Bikini

I love Fridays, not only because I get to start drinking in the afternoon, but I always finish off the week with some half naked hottie and today is no exception. Here’s the always voluptuous Kate Upton modeling a couple of sexy Beach Bunny bikinis. Perfection. I never thought I’d find a pair of thigh high gym socks this attractive, but paired with the little bikini and massive breasts, it works. I need a drink.